Ask Sanji
Part 10
Drake: okay, ohiyo to all you. Im sorry, until now Sanji is tied up on the the chair here and Luffy-San is still here. Okay!! Lets get on with it!!
Luffy: can we let Sanji go now? Im hungry again…
Drake: just wait till he calms down about Takono-Chan's last kiss…
Sanji: I AM CALM BAGA!! LET ME GO!! I'VE GOT FANS TO ANSWER!!
Luffy: YEY!! Now, go and cook, Sanji!!
Drake: sigh. Whatever… First up, Keisha-Chan!!
Sanji: (while cooking) okay, hold it up for me Luffy.
Luffy: wait!! There are questions for me as well!!
Sanji: well? ANSWER IT!!
Dear Sanji-kun and Luffy,
Haha!Hi Luffy!Don't let Sanji kick ya.Well anyways,questions.
Luffy-
1)What's your favorite type of fish?
2)I already asked Sanji this but,cats or dogs?
3)If your vest wasn't red what color would it be?
Sanji-
1)You have a computer,whats saved on it,and what sites do you go to?(besides this one)
2)What is your favorite type of fruit?
3)Say you have a cat,what do you name it?
Yes,shortness.Ah well.And again I love you too Sanji-kun.
-Smallstream
Dearest my Beloved Keisha-Chan,
Hi!! Um… is it smallstream or Keisha?
Sanji: I call her Keisha-Chan.
Okay, then, ohiyo, Keisha-Chan!! Sanji wont kick me. I'll eat him if he does…
Sanji: O.o
Anyways… my answers!
1) any fish as long as it tastes better than meat!
2) DOGS!! They make better meat than CATS!!
3) I don't like any other color! I like it red as meat!! Or even brown for barbeque!!
Sanji: All you think of is food, baka…
Luffy: WHAT TO DO?! IM HERE BESIDE YOU WHILE YOURE COOKING NICELY!!
Sanji: whatever… my answers, Keisha-Chan…
1) its not my computer, its Drakes, whats saved in it? I dunno, I keep on seeing pictures of this girl named, Vanessa?
Drake: HEYY!! (blushes) DID YOU?!
Sanji: well I accidentally saw it when I clicked "my pictures"
Drake: BAKA!! IM GONNA…
Luffy: If you mess up my 5th breakfast, im gonna punch you to grand line!!
Drake: tsk… IM GONNA GET YOU LATER, Sanji-San!!
2) any fruit YOU like to eat.
3) KITTY!! I mean… um… Kiri!! KIRI KIRI KIRI!!! MY KITTY KIRI!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!!
Aww, its okay when its short. AND I LOVE YOU, KEISHA-CHAN!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!
-your Idol, Sanji-Kun
Drake: YOU SWEAR YOU SAW PICTURES OF MY VAN… I MEAN VANESSA-CHAN?!
Sanji: ohh! So you HAVE someone!! WAHH! YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, DRAKE-SAN!!
Drake: HEY!! IT'S HS-SAMA!!
Sanji: WHA!! "THE INSPIRATION!!" I"LL ANSWER IT!!
Luffy: (eating)
Teehee! Dont think of my as a Higher Rank or something! Im a complete fangirl XD I like this column! Sorry Sanji for insulting you bows YOU'RE AWESOME :D Anyway - OMG LUFFY I LOVE YOU :O Not in that 'Nakama way' either ;) lol so a question to Luffy; People seem to think of you as thick-headed and not always straight forward with answers. Hell, I dont even know if you will even give me a sane answer right now. But that leads me to my question; Is there more under that straw hat of yours? OMG you're not Emo are you:O lol You're a great pirate and you better become King or Ill kick your ass ;)
PS: I love the way Sanji-san says Mellorine XD
HS-chan
Dear the most respectful, HS-Chan
Drake: ehehe, okay, then, we'll start calling you the regular HS-Chan so you'll be happy… and Arigatou if you like the board! ASTIG!! A comment from HS-Chan herself!!
Sanji: what?
Drake: don't mind, she's saying sorry.
Sanji: oh?
No, its okay, I forgive you! Hehe! I still care for captain Luffy (even though at times he's a pest) see? Witness now, Luffy is PEACEFULLY eating… oi, Luffy, a question for you…
Luffy: (while eating) hm? (reads)
Under my hat? My hair!! And my brain!! Haha!! now THAT'S a sane answer, right?! And whats emo? Food?
Drake: emo means feeling emotional like sad, angry…etc.
Oh… im not! And yes! Im a great pirate!! Im gona be the Kaizoku-Ga!! So don't kick me, PLEASE?! Heeeheee! IM almost full!! (continues eating)
P.S. Sanji: wanna hear it again? Okay! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
-from Sanji, Luffy and Drake
Sanji: want more, Luffy?
Luffy: love to, but, it's a bit too much! Enough for me!! Anymore questions?
Sanji: okay! Whos next, Drake-San?
Drake: NEXT ISS… SkZs-Chan!!
Sanji: wahh!! Its also long!!
Sanji-kun,
Don't worry about the 4kids thing, anime fangirls practically hated what they did to you. Funimation is taking over, starting August (WHY AUGUST!! DAMN CURSED MONTH!!). So you like girls who are cute, funny, smart, multitalented, and love curly eyebrows. Hahahah lets see, before we get on wit the questions, if I fit that criteria. Cute? Well my friends say I'm cute like a bunny cause of my innocence and cause I'm so short. Funny...let's see...I'm more funny when I do not mean to be due to my klutzyness and sort of weirdness. Smart? Let's just say I'm as smart as it gets when it comes to girls in my school. Multitalent, Im those sort people who are better off sitting in the corner and watching people do multitalented things like cooking...he he. Last but not least, loving your curly eyebrow. Darling please, if you didn't have one would I even be here ranting about how hot you are? That's all pretty self centered of me...TIME FOR QUESTIONS!!
1. What do you mean by multitalented anyways? Like able to mutiple things at once like cook, watch TV, listen to music, do homework, and sing at the same time? Or have multiple talents. For instance I'm an artist, writer, counseler,future guitar player, expert fashion advice giver, and atheltic swimmer. Would you consider that multitalented?
2. You don't like racing (swimming), come on that's like the best natural high ever! I'm a racer, that's why i got the swimmers body and competiveness!
3. Why is it that when I hear the movie Moulin Rogue I think of you?
4. Romance movies? I love romance movies! What's your favorite? We should go see one together sometime.
5. Do plan on stopping smoking anytime soon?
6. It's not that I hate you for it, I could never change the way you are, it's just I really don't want you to die.
7. Okay Alyssa and I got a problem wit a stalker. A littural stalker! He got expelled from school for choking a kid (This make me feel a whole lot better) and he keeps on stalking Alyssa at her house (this effects me cause I practically live there)! He's really ugly and scares the crap out of me! What's really scary is that he likes me and her!! Like a lot likes!! Ahh I'm going to go hide in the corner.
8. Okay nevermind I'll do it later. Anyways you don't have to worry, I do not think Ace is hotter than you (no pun intended). I had a friend that did, KEYWORD HAD a friend.
9. Is it true you have a secret Mellorine detector?
10. You know what instead of a romance movie we should see a horror (then a romance movie)! Because I do not do well in horror movies so I'd need someone to hold. Wink Wink.
11. How do maintain a gorgeous body? I don't see lift weights and stuff like Muscle Head Stupid idiotic Stupid Green Marimo person who doesn't like talking to me.
12. Have you taken Anger Managment classes? Or is that the cigarettes job?
13. Have you been ice skating before, considering you knew what to do when you went down that humongous fish slippery thing in the Davy Back Fight Arc with Zoro.
14. Oh bloody hamsters, another storm... You wouldn't mind holding me while I finish typing the rest of this would you?
15. Never lose your hair please, I'm begging you. I have a mortal fear of bald people.
16. Do you know any places with anime conventions/cosplays, I've been dying to see some.
17. I'm demanding to know this, Did you or Chopper sing the
song
Sea
Moon
Sea you? You guys have the same voice actor (when you were a kid) I'm thinking it is you because the karyoke verison came out before chopper did.
18. Why aren't there warning signs on the bottom of the screan saying "You have to be a Super Sexy Pirate Chef to do these stunts" when you do your awesome acrobatic moves? It doesn't look right when someone else does it.
19. Whats your favorite One Piece movie?
20. Please don't tell me you don't know what OC's are! It stands for 'Original Character'. Mainly people who authors make up to pair them up with Cannon Characters.
Yaay 20!! Yes! Wow I'm good! Next time 30!! Seeya next time Sanji-kun!!
Infinite Kisses and Love, SKZS
Dearest my Beloved SkZs-Chan,
WAHH!! SHE'S CAPABLE OF BEING MY GIRLFRIEND!! SHE PASSED ALL THE CRITERIA!! WAHHH!! SO COOL!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! HAHAHA!!
Ahem. Answer time…
1)WAHH!! NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MULTI-TALENTED!!! Ahem! Multi Talented means you have many talents!! AND YOU HAVE LOADS!! WHAA!! SO SMART!! SO COOL!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
2) Oky, then we race,SkZs-Chan!! I'll show you my legs are not only for soccer and kicking!! I have the swimmers body too! (but yours is more better…)
3) Oh? Hehe, that's cool! I remembered when I watched that classic… I couldn't stop thinking of Nami-San!!
4) Any of the latest, SkZs-Chan!
5) Nope. Its already my life. So stop smoking? Forget it…
6) WAHHH!! MELLORINE!! SKZS-CHAN CARES FOR ME!! WAAHH!!! MELLORINE!!
7) Okay… whats the name of the guy. I swear, he's dead meat…
Luffy: if he is dead meat, can I eat him?
Sanji: why not, Luffy?
8) Arigatou if you think im hotter than Ace, SkZs-Chan!! And HAD a friend? Oh! Maybe I killed him already!
9) shhh! IT'S A SECRET!!
10) MELLORINE?! PICK THE MOST SCARIEST EVER!! IF ITS GRUESOME, HOLD ON TO ME!!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
11) well, I don't eat much. And most of my weight lifting goes to my legs… like what old fart did to me. He made me put both of my hands on the floor while my legs are carrying a bucket full of bricks!! But anyhow, just work out and stay in a diet, SkZs-Chan.
12) hehe. The cigarettes job.
13) hah! Also one of my talents. Never knew how, but I got it!
14) MELLORINE!! WHY NOT!!! I LOVE THAT!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!!
15) don't worry, SkZs-Chan!! im not gonna lose all my hair!! In fact im kinda scared too if suddenly its all gone!!
16) where do you live? I'll bring you to one of the conventions if you like SkZs-Chan!!!
17) hehe, im a good singer, no? but I don't like singing…
18) THAT'S RIGHT!! WHY?! IM ONLY THE ONE WHO CAN DO DIABLE JAMBE AND THE OTHER KICKS OLD FART TOLD ME!!
19) all of them I guess…
20) aww, I was just kidding. Hehe. Oookay, now whats Cannon Characters? Made up characters?
WHAA!! NO PROBLEM!! ASK ME MORE!! WAAH!!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
-Sanji-Kun
Luffy: BURP!!!
Sanji: whoa!! Bless you!! Damn that's loud!!
Drake: next up, Apple-Bomb Chan!!
Sanji: WAHH! MY FUTURE WIFE!!
Dear sir who happens to be sexy. And a pirate. And a cook!
Oh, snap! She asked 100 whole questions! .
Don't worry, I'm not planning to die anytime soon. :) But you have to promise not to die for a long time, too!
Guess how soft your skin is? Hm...I'm not sure how to measure that, but I would guess that it's soft enough! Especially your hands, since you protect them. I hope it's not softer than girls', because you'd make your fangirls jealous! XD
Maybe Oda didn't give you a last name because it makes you more mysterious?--Girls like that.
Okay, I'll be a mommy! It's something I've always wanted to be! I love kids!
Of course I don't love the cosplayer over you! He's just another everyday guy under the suit, wig, and drawn on curly eyebrow. Nobody can beat Sanji-kun the super sexy pirate cook! ;)
Hooray! My scratch is already healing! And Diable Jambe is such an awesome move.
Gangster mafia. Mafioso, la famiglia, Godfather-style, cosa nostra. That stuff. :)
I'm sure you have other talents, Sanji-kun! Isn't being able to fight with your feet a talent? And you're the only person that I've ever seen that can set their leg on fire and not burn it off in the process. And you've got the talent of chivalry to all women (some guys I know wouldn't even be able to stand having to utter a gentleman-ish word to a girl)!
-Ahem! I have things to ask and state!-
1. Pencil or pen or marker?
2. Lemons or limes?
3. How many fish do you think there are in the ocean?
4. It suddenly started thunderstorming outside. o.o That's pretty weird...the sky isn't even dark.
5. Califa reminds me of my older sister. XP
Only she dresses more casually and can't kick like that.
6. Do you prefer showers or baths? I always find myself too busy and have to take showers...What I wouldn't give to take a relaxing bath! 3 Or better yet, visit the hot springs!
7. Marimo says she's going to eat your face, and that you have a black hole in your pants. She curses in Russian at people sometimes.
8. The only color I've ever seen your eye and Zoro's eyes be are black, but some authors here write stories and say that your eyes are blue and Zoro's are green. Which is it?
9. What's your favorite scent? Mine is...cherry blossoms and sweet bean buns (or anything else that smells really sweet!)
10. Um...I'm running out of things to say...hm...Ask me a question, sexy pirate cook!
Is Luffy still here? If so,
-What if all the meat in the world suddenly disappeared?
-Oda-san said that you smell of meat. What kind of meat do you smell most like?
-Can you get your brother to visit here? x)
-You shrink and become chibi-fied after using Gear Third, but why do your clothes shrink along with that?
Okay, -inhales- DRAKE-SAN,WHYAREYOUSOHAPPYOMG? D:
Dearest my Beloved Sarah-Chan, (WHAA!! IM SEXY!! IM A PIRATE!! AND IM A COOK!! AND SHE'S MY FUTURE WIFE!!!),
Hey! Why don't you ask a hundred too?
Drake: NO WAY!! FORGET IT!!
Luffy: let him! I just want Sanji to cook while he's answering them all!
Drake: ………
AWW!! I wont die either, Sarah-Chan!! I PROMISE YOU!!
Ahh! My skin is just as soft as yours is, Sarah-Chan! and my hand is so smooth that even the knives I hold slip off!!
Ha! Arigatou Gozaimas, Oda-Sama!! He made girls like me more!! MELLORINE!!
YOU DO?? I LOVE KIDS TOO!!
WAHH! SHE CALLED ME SEXY PIRATE COOK!! MELLORINE!! IM NEVER USED TO THAT NAME!! WAHH!!! MELLORINE!!
THANK GOODNESS ITS OKAY!! And wanna witness the Diable Jambe again? Anytime!
Oooo… I don't like those… reminds me of Mr. 0's Gang…
HAH!! IM BETTER THAN ALL OTHER GUYS!! I CAN MAKE MY FEET ON FIRE AND MY CHIVALRY IS AT ITS BEST!!
Drake and Luffy:………
Luffy: I'm hungry.
Sanji: wait till I answer all the questions.
Luffy: fineeee… BUT IM HUNGRY!!
Ahem. My answers…
1)are any of them useful for cooking? Kidding! Im using pencils to write down the costumers orders…
2) uhm…
Drake: don't think perverted, Sanji. Think that LEMON or LIME is food.
Sanji: ahh!! Lemon is more healthier than Lime, Sarah-Chan!! But…
Drake: I TOLD YOU NOT TO THINK PERVERTED, ERO-ERO!!
3) well… times 5 the population of the earth is how many fishes on the earth! Sarah-Chan!
4) ILL COVER YOU FROM THE STORM!! SARAH-CHAN!! DON'T WORRY!!
5)…ow… my balls still ache…
6) Baths! I hate showers… uhm. Wanna have a hotspring bath with me? Sarah-Chan? my beautiful Wife-to-Be?
7) well, tell her that im gonna send Luffy to eat her, and my pants aren't part of the galaxy where black holes originate AND I'll curse her in French! BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO DO THAT?! (cries) I LOVE HER AS WELL!!
8) hm?
Drake: Yaoi stories, that is…
Sanji: OH SHUT UP!! And yeah… I look cooler with blue eyes… CURSE YOU, ODA-SAMA!! YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME BLUE EYES!!
9) Anything as long as it impresses the girls all around!
10) okay! Um… give me 10 reasons why you love me!
And Luffy, your turn.
Luffy: I DON'T WANNA ANSWER QUESTIONS!! I WANT TO EAT MEAT!! WAHH!!
Drake: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST ANSWER IT!!
Luffy: I don't love Enel! That fake god!!
Drake: WHATEVER!!
1)WHAAT?! Im going to suffer eating veggies and fruities!! NO!! TELL ME THAT WONT HAPPEN!!
2) sniff! CHILI CON CARNE!!! WHAT SANJI IS COOKING!!
Drake: he meant beef, Sarah-Chan.
3) Ace? Sure…
4) hmm… maybe my clothes are also rubber!
Drake: ITS NOTHING! ITS JUST THAT VANESS--- I mean… nothing…
Sanji: Ah! Stop denying! Its Vanessa-Chan!!
Drake: WHEN I SAY NOTHING, NOTHING!! DAMN IT!! (blush)
Sanji: that's okay, Drake-San, we're the same!!
Drake: SHUT UP!!! (turns away)
Hehe, that's it, Sarah-Chan!! that's your answer!
Sanji-Kun
Drake: uh-oh!! LUFFY!! EMERGENCY!!
Sanji: why? Whats wrong?
Drake: GUESS WHOS NEXT?!
Sanji: T-Takono-Chan…?
Drake: HOLD HIM, LUFFY!!!
Sanji: (turns dangerously Lovey-Dovey) WHAAAAAAAAAA!!! TAKONO-CHYYAAANNN!!!
Luffy: DON'T WORRY!! GOMU GOMU NO…… SCREWW!!!! (both hands extends and ties up Sanji)
Sanji: NOO!! LET ME GOO!! I WANT TAKONO-CHYYAANN!!!!!
Drake: JUST SHUT UP AND WRITE BACK WITH YOUR MOUTH!!
ok, when i said "mo", i meant "moo". my sisters computer gives me typos ALL THE TIME
youre still happy about last time, arent you...?
STOP SAYING I MISSED YOU! I GOT SO (i think) ANNOYED!(well, actually i cracked up, and didnt fall off my chair cuz i held onto the table)
PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON!
:D
dude, if i could, i'd ask more questions, but those 100 wore me out. (arent i smart :D)
♥ --takono
DEAREST MY BELOVED TAKONO-CHYAN!!
I LOVE YOUU!!
Oh! You meant moo! HAHA!! LUFFY LOVES COW MEAT!!
Luffy: WHERE?! WHERE?! (suddenly lets go of Sanji)
Drake: LUFFY, NO!!!
Sanji: WHAAA!! IM FREE!!
Okay! I'll stop, gomen, gomen (bows)
WAAAHH PUFF PUFF!! THE MAGIC DRAGON!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
ASK MORE!! PLEASE!! I LOVE YOU!!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!!WAHHH!! SO SMART!! I LOVE THAT!! AND I LOVE YOU, TAKONO-CHYAAANNN!!! MELLORINE!!
-Sanji (still dangerously Lovey-Dovey)
P.S. Drake: GOOD SUGGESTION!! LUFFY YOU BAKA!! WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO!!!??
Luffy: SHUT UP!! I THOUGHT THERE WAS A COW SOMEWHERE HERE!! IM HUNGRY YOU KNOW!!
Drake: Sigh!! (Sanji still jumping around the room)
Sanji: WAAHH!! I LOVE TAKONO-CHYAAN!! WHAA!! (falls)
Drake: Sanji-San! You okay?
Luffy: DON'T DIE!! I MIGHT DIE OF HUNGER!! WHO'LL COOK FOR MEEEE?!?!
Sanji: im fine Bakas! Just get it on!!
Drake: Okay, Next! Panda-Chan!!
Hello my sexy kick-ass pirate cook Sanji-kun,
Oh and HI LUFFY! Let's see, yes I will snuggle with you in Thousand Sunny. My friends are my friends, and we make fun of eachother all the time. I would love some of your cooking with white wine. Hum let's see, I think the shampoo you use is Garnier Fructis, because that stuff works so well and it smells great! Oi, I have a black kittie named Zorro (like Spanish for fox), and a horse named Gus, 'cause I'm a cowgirl!
Luffy's questions:
1. Can I be your pirate musician? I can play the piano, guitar, and I can sing!
2. Is your tongue rubber too?
3. Do you guys want to hear my spork poem?!
(clears throat)
The Color Of Sporks
Have you ever used a spork?
A combination of a spoon and fork.
You use it at picnics or casual lunches,
To eat that nasty potato munches.
Use it as a weapon and poke your brother
I only have on sock have you seen the other.
Dear me, I just got off track,
But please don't give me any smack.
This poem is for a sporky color.
Have you ever tried to rhyme with color.
Sporks the wonderful plastic thing.
Of the utensils, you are the king.
Better than a fork or knife,
Oh and that spoon, she must get a life.
Yes the spoon is a she,
But the others, you may call them he.
Funny how a tool has a gender,
But this poem is over, so I can return to sender.
4. Do you ever wish you could swim?
5. What is your favorite meat?
6. Did you know that vacuum has two u's?
7. Haha, I have this really great joke!
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean?intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
8. Is it cool having Ace as an older brother?
9. If Shanks asked for his hat back, would you give it to him?
10. Do you like having a bounty on your head?
11. Did the devil fruit taste good?
And questions for my Sanji-kun!
1. What's your favorite kind of flower?
2. What's your favorite card game?
3. What's your favorite kind of precious stone?
4. Have you ever heard any of Nat King Cole's songs? If so, what's your favorite?
5. Have you ever heard of Spring Water scented hand soap? Because my brothers have that in their bathroom.
6. What's the tastest fish you've ever had?
7. What are your lucky or favorite numbers?
8. Have you ever heard the song Shape of my Heart by Sting?
9. Can you teach me how to be a better cook sometime?
10. Why should you never smile at a crocodile?
11. We don't have a song! Can we have one?
12. Do you ever trust Magic 8 Balls or fortune cookies?
13. Do you collect anything?
14. What's your favorite Crayola crayon color?
15. What comes after trillion?
16. Can Luffy read any book longer than 100 pages?
17. What's your favorite kind of art?
18. If you arn't smoking, picking up chick, or cooking, then what do you do?
19. If you can't tell me the cologne, what do you smell like?
20. Do you have a shirt or something that says "Kiss the cook"?
So that's all I have for now! It was cool talking to you Luffy! And I love you Sanji-kun (kisses). Talk to you later or see you later if you want a date!
-Love,
Panda
Howdy, you Cute li'l Panda!! (im just testing my cowboy accent),
WAHH!! LUFFY WHEN WE GET BACK, LETS TAKE PANDA-CHAN ALONG!!
Why?
SHES GONNA SNUGGLE UP WITH MEE!!
Snuggle? Is that a new way of eating?
……… nevermind. You like my some of my white wine cooking? Okay! How about Chilis Con Gratin with luxurious White wine? Aww!! THAT'S SO CUTE!! If I had a cat, I'd name it Kiri!! A horse?
HORSE MEAT?!
Shut Up, Luffy, you'll answer yours soon.
Oh! Okay…
Okay, Luffy youre up!
HA! Im ready for anything!! My answers!
1) Sure! Finally some entertainment!!
2) (pulls out tongue) I Don't thenk sso! (pulls harder) aw! Awhkay! It isss wabba!!
3) you made me hungry! SANJI!! COOK MORE MEAT!!
4) yeah… so I cant eat the most tastiest fish under water!!
5) CHILI CON CARNE!!!!
Drake: he means Beef, Panda-Chan.
6) TWO OF ME?! Whoa!! I gotta check out that "Vacuum" thingy!!
7) um… whats "Intelligence"?
8) whenever he touches me I feel hot! But hes a good bro…
9) NO!! ITS MINE NOW!! I OWNED IT FOR YEARS!! NOW HE CANT TAKE IT BACK!!!
10) as long as it isn't heavy! My hat might break!
11) I didn't like it… it tasted like I was eating a tire!!
Ne, Sanji your turn! Now I'll eat!!
Okay!! My dearest Panda-Chan! my answers!!
1)roses… even though how much painful its thorns are!!
2) Poker or black Jack
3) anything YOU like!!
4) i… never heard of any! Gomen! But if you give me some titles, I might remember!
5) hehe, Nami-San always uses that!
6) never tasted any yet…
7) any number YOU like!
8) Know that the spades, are the swords of a soldier…
Know that the clubs are weapons of war…
And know that diamonds, are money for this art…
But that's not the shape of my heart…
Is that it? hehe, I suck at singing and sorry if I got any lyrics wrong! Its just that I heard I once…
9) Of course, Panda-Chan!! I will!!
10) because… the crocodile does not know how to smile?
11) PICK ANY SONG YOU LIKE!!
12) not. Those shitty things always do MAKE BELIEVE… you, Panda-Chan, do you?
13) no… I only collect recipes from people…
14) Any Light color is nice
15) Ten Trillion!
16) as long as he eats my special Chili Con Carne… tsk. But when he's not eating, he'd probably fall asleep…
17) Any YOU like!
18) just… watch the stars or the blue sky above… wanna join me if im not doing anything, Panda-Chan?
19) the sweetest thing you ever smelled… hehe
20) I wish I had one!
Luffy: it was fun talking to you! You really raised my appetite!
Sanji: (receives kiss) I LOVE YOU TOO, PANDA-CHAN!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! AND YES, I LOVE A DATE!!
-Sanji-kun
Drake: whew! Going smoothly… okay, up Next!! Zo-ZemonkeySan!!
SANJI-KUN! I got questions for you!! Just not a 100! Did you realize that she never actually used the letter 'f'? yes that was a question.
Okay nuther one... If you were stranded on a small island and there were a bunch of natives that offered to help you in exchange for a pair of Nami's underwear, would you a) tell them to back off so you can perv over the panties or b) hand them over so you can get the hell of the stoopid island?
Next one... I found a yaoi story where you were paired with Arlong. Do you want to puke as much as I do? Or do u just want some sushi... I would want revenge personally. I mean seriously!! he's a FISH/SHARK MAN!! EW!!
Okay next... Do you like kitty cats? They are so fuzzy and warm and cuddly and cute and annoying!! You have to love them! Right?
Alrighty wat now... If Nami started to er, date! Ya lets go with that, date Nami. What would you rather do? A) jump from the tallest building you can find, B) give up and try you luck on Robin, or C) decide that if you cant have Nami no one can and try to kill Luffy? Don't pick C Luffy is too cute!!
Lemme see... How do you make your limbs all noodle like when you perv over a girl? Could you teach me to do it? It looks fun!! X3
And another... When you get old and your hair starts to grey, will you die it or let it take it's natural course?
Oh got one... When you bathe, what brand of shampoo do you use? Do you have a rubber duckie? If so what is his name? Do you like bubble bathes? Or do you prefer showers?
Ho hum... Did you ever have braces? Your past is so vauge! It's not fair to those who want to know every single detail about your life so they can recite it to others of lesser knowlege! No that is not me! I obsess over haramaki!! Sorry!
Um... Do you feel special when you cook? Like you know... HA! I can cook and you losers can't! In your boogery faces!!? Like that?
Oh!... How do you feel when you get bitched slapped by a hot girl? Does it make you wanna cry? If you do can I laugh at you? Crying people are fun to laugh at! No I'm not mean so shut up! I love you! X3
Hm... Am I asking you too many questions? Oh well I think you'll get over it.
I think this will be my final question... Why is it that you tend to get hurt in fics? I mean really! Can't you take care of yourself? Geez!
I lied that wasn't my final question... If you had to choose between a ox or a mule which would you pick? NOT TO EAT!! but to pet! You even THINK about cutting up an ox or a mule I will beat you to a pulp!
Okay... What is your favorite 3 letter word?
Serious question now... are you a pimp? I mean really! And if your not, if you were who would be your main lady? X3
All right last question for real this time... Do you sniff the seats of chairs?
Sorry I lied again, I feel like Usopp... What do you stuff your pillows with? Cotton or feathers? Or maybe even both!
I'm almost done... If you were to get married to say oh a girl, who would be your best man?
I swear... If you fell down a slide head first, would you cry or cuss?
Just about finished... What's more fun? A squirt gun or a stick of gum?
This is it!!... If the world was being ruled by damn dirty apes would you follow A) the monkey overlord or B)Monkey D?
Was that too many questions? Oh geez that was another one! Forgive me? ... Oops.
Dear Zo-zemonkeySan,
MY ANSWERS… ahem…
Really?! Im gonna check that out!!
WAHH!! LETTER A!!! HAHAHA!!! MELLORINE!!
Great Gods… rescue me from the fires of hell… and that STUPID FISH!! WHO WROTE THAT FIC!! IM GONNA KILL EM!!!
KITTY!! WAHH! KITTY!! I WANNA BUY A KITTY!! SOOO CUTE!!
A…
Luffy: Arigatou!! Im a cute Kaizoku-Ga!!
AHEM. That's not PERV over a girl… THAT'S LOVEY-DOVEY over a girl and Sure! I'll teach you!! Its easy!!
Just take its natural course… dyeing it might damage my hair…
Guess the shampoo, and I don't have a duckie.
Braces? The one Neon has on his teeth? WHY WOULD A STUPID PERSON WEAR THAT!!!
Heck yea I feel special!! IM THE BEST COOK AND MY NAME IS EVEN KNOWN IN GRANDLINE!!
Sniff!! DON'T LAUGH AT ME!! IM GONNA KICK… You… love me? MELLORINE!! HAHA! SHE LOVES ME!! MELLORINE!!
Nope! You remind me of Takono-Chan!! hehe… D
DON'T BLAME ME!! BLAME THE SHITHEADS WHO WROTE TO MAKE ME SUFFER!!! DAMN IT!!
Hm.. the ox!! Its very hard working! So that's my pet!!
Luffy: can I eat it?
Sanji: NO!!
I.L.Y… (meaning I LOVE YOU)
WHAAAT?!?!?! ME A PIMP?! IM A LADIES MAN!! CALL THE LADIES THAT!! NOT ME!! My main girl? MY FANGIRLS!!
Damn it. ASK USOPP NOT ME!!
Both.
Luffy, do you agree to be my best man?
Luffy: YES I AGREE IM THE BEST MAN AMONG THE CREW! YEY!!
Sanji: BAGERRO!! I MEANT MARRIAGE!!
Luffy: is that a coronation event for the King of Pirates?
Sanji: NO!! BAKA!! Sigh… forget it…
Cuss.
A squirt gun
B. HAHAHAHA!!
Hehe. That's many but so what? I LOVE answering them!!
Drake: Last one!! OVL-Chan!!
Hi Sanji! I'm sorry I haven't been commenting much.
I've let you down. -droops head- Hnn. I tried to cheer my friend up, so we went to this chamber of horrors at Madam Tussade's Wax museum.
Some guy hit my friend in the face with a bone and said "compliments of Zoro" then laughed at her. So Now i'm depressed.
Dear OVL-Chan,
Don't be depressed, please? I might cry!! AND WHOS THE GUY WHO SAID "COMPLIMENTS OF ZORO?" IM GONNA KICK HIM TO THE LAST DAY OF HIS LIFE!! Don't be depressed, OVL-Chan… I swear, im gonna make you happy!! Just pose another the start laughing!! Hehe!!
"a smile takes 3 muscles to work. But a frown takes more than 30 muscles to work…"
-Sanji-Kun
P.S. please take care, OVL-Chan, or you'll be hit next!!
Sanji: FINALLY!! Im Beat!!
Luffy: LETS GO OUT AND EAT!!
Drake: haven't you had enough?
Luffy: NO!! IM STILL HUNGRY!!
Sanji: ……
Drake: OKHAI!! We're done!! Anyways! We have to wait for the next edition! Thanks for the questions, Fan Girls of Sanji! Especially you, HS-Chan! hope you people write back!! And remember Luffy-San is still here, so make questions for him too!! Hehe!! See ya!!
Sanji and Luffy: DRAKE LIKES VANESSA-CHYAN!!
Drake: SHUT UPP!! (fights with Sanji and Luffy)
Luffy: MORE REVIEWS!! PLEASE!! BYEEE!!
Drake: COME BACK!! IM NOT DONE WITH YOU TWO!!
Sanji: RUN, LUFFY!!