Ask Sanji
Part 11
(raining outside)
Sanji: sigh! Looks like it's a sad day today…
Luffy: SAD BECAUSE YOURE NOT COOKING ME FOOD!!
Sanji: yeh, yeh, I will!! (heads to the kitchen)
Drake: tsk… its so depressing, oh, well!! Welcome to another Ask Sanji episode here on Sanji Tonight!!
Sanji: well, get it on!!
Drake: First off, Keisha-Chan…
Dear Sanji-kun,
I'm depressed.My stepdad commited suicide and I don't know why I even get out of bed anymore.A fried of my is worried about me and thinks I'll commit suicide too but I can't explain to her that I won't.So heres my one and only question,what should I do?
-Keisha-Chan
P.S.I love you too Sanji-kun.
-Keisha-Chan
Dear Keisha-Chan,
Wha?! That's… sad… well, tell your not to worry, convince her that youre not going to, and most importantly, tell him/her that you are strong and you can move on without doing something bad to yourself… if anything is unclear, tel me again
-Condolence… Sanji-Kun
P.S. I LOVE YOU TOO!! MELLORINE!!
Drake: damn, these day is getting sadder and sadder
Sanji: tsk… I feel so flat… ive NEVER solved a suicide problem before!!
Luffy: (eating peacefully)
Sanji: anyways…
Drake: next up, Takono-Chyann!!
Sanji: REALLY!! (grabs letter)
Luffy: SHOULD WE HOLD HIM?!
Drake: no, he looks… even sadder?
hi sanji kun...
you were sane last cgapter, then supah happy(when reading my letter) then sane again. why?
if i'm special, how come youre gonna marry "applebomb chan"? i feel so unwanted. i guess no more questions then.(punches you in the stomach) bye.
(running away crying while heartbroken)
--takono(rips up youre "love" hearts)
Dearest my Beloved Takono-Chyan,
Sanji: ………
Drake?
Luffy: hm?
Sanji: T-Takono-Chyan?
Drake: whats wrong? Shouldn't you be jumping around yelling "Mellorine!!"?
Takono-Chyan! It wasn't my fault! Drake-San and Luffy were the ones who made me calm down!!
T-Takono-Chyan!! Im not gonna marry Apple Bomb-Chan!! I wasn't serious about it!! I was just playing around!! Don't feel that way, Takono-Chyan! IM SORRY!! You're more special! WHY? Takono-Chan I want to… (suddenly receives punch) TAKONO-CHYAN!! WAIT!! DON'T GO!! IM SORRY!! (runs out)
Drake: waah! He's getting away!! (runs after Sanji)
Luffy: don't! (stops Drake) let him go!!
Drake: WHY SHOULD I?!?! HE'S NOT FINISHED WITH THE SHOW!!
Luffy: THEN READ THIS BEFORE YOU YELL AT ME!! (gives letter to Drake)
Drake: (reads) oh… TSK!! What a day!!
Luffy: do you get what it means? I don't…
Drake: tsk. This is the outcome of Sanji's "LOVEY-DOVEY" attitude…
Luffy: eh?
Drake: if he wasn't "Lovey-Dovey" at that time, he should've accept that proposal from AB-Chan…
Luffy: eh?!
Drake: DON'T YOU GET IT STILL?! DAMN YOURE SO WEAK MINDED!!
Neon: ey! Hey! Whats going on?! And where's Sanji-San?
Drake: he went to chase after Takono-Chyan. AND before you yell at me, read this to believe. (gives letter)
Neon: (reads) damn that guy! MARRY? This is a SHOW not a place to ask proposals!! Darn…
Luffy: what now? Im hungry!
Neon: sigh! It isn't Apple Bomb-Chan's fault. Its Sanji's… too much Lovey-Dovey can cause this…
Drake: Luffy has a nice question asked. WHAT NOW!!
Sanji: ……… (walks in)
Drake and Neon: Sanji-San!!
Sanji: …Takono-Chan… TAKONO-CHYAN!! IM SORRY!! FORGIVE ME!! WAAHH!!!
Neon: sigh! I hope you learned your lesson today, Sanji.
Drake: yeah…
Sanji: its all my fault… (talking to self) damn shithead!! WTF AM I THINKING?! IM SO STUPID!!
Drake: whoa! Relax, Sanji!! Its not the end of the world!! There are many other fan girls out there!!
Sanji: No… you're wrong. Sure there are but, Takono-Chan… she's different… do you remember? That letter where I put all of my favorite fan girls in a list?
Neon: hm. Yeah. I do, why, what's wrong there?
Sanji: remember Takono-Chan was first on the list? And I said there were no first or second? And I said all my fan girls are treated EQUALLY?
Neon: yeah?
Sanji: I lied.
Neon and Drake: EEH??
Luffy: wha?
Sanji: I put Takono-Chan first on the list. What does that mean to you?
Neon: meaning… you like Takono-Chan the most?
Sanji: yea… she's the one I like the more better than the others. I treated her like she's on top. I was the one who said I LOVE YOU the most to her, She gave me names to insult o'l Platypus, I even helped her solve her problem about her friends ERO brother… and now, I treated her like shit, I made her feel unwanted, and now, she hates me… its all because of me, I messed this up… F!#$ this crap…
Drake: that teached you a GOOD lesson, Sanji-San and that lesson is, NO MORE LOVEY-DOVEY. Gods! I even thought your flirtyness is even more worse than this!
Sanji: yeah, you're right… from now on… no more Lovey-Dovey… this I swear… goddamn it, if it happens again, don't hesitate to hit me…
Drake: Cool. I get to hit Sanji-San…
Sanji: Takono-Chan, if you are still out there… Im Sorry. Really, I am. Forget that shitty proposal I made with AB-Chan. I was so blinded by love to see what happened… Takono-Chan, Forgive me? And Apple Bomb-Chan. im very sorry, but I have to take back that proposal we made. And I wasn't serious about it… I was too in love and I didn't know what is was saying… so if you feel hurt, go ahead and sue me, but I don't want anyone to be hurt… I just want to say sorry to you and my beloved Takono-Chan…
Neon: tsk! I dunno, but now im worried about the future of this column! Many people will sue us!!
Sanji: I don't mind that. I just want to fix this…
Drake: can we move on now?
Sanji: no… im already stressed out for the day… let Luffy take over.
Neon: you got it, Sanji-San. You go relax and I'll give word if Takono-Chan replies…
Sanji: Arigatou, Neon-Kun…
Luffy: can I eat now? Im starved!
Neon: okay, lets go to the kitchen…
Drake: alrighty folks, you saw what happened. Sanji-San caused something that made someone get hurt. So in the next chapter, Luffy-San is only here now. Um, im sorry for the ones who posted questions for today, Sanji-San will not be able to answer any questions that were posted today so, next time, folks!! Bye!