Ask Sanji
Part 13
Neon: Ohiyo!! Well, sorry if we were not able to answer your questions Sanji Lovers/Haters! Well yesterday was my birthday and I had no time to open the letters for Ask Sanji…
Drake: happy birthday.
Sanji: yeah, same here.
Neon: well, announcements, announcements and more announcements. Today is Luffy's last day here, so any questions for him in the next edition of Ask Sanji, FORGET IT!!
Trisha: HEY YOU TWO BUCKET OF BRAINS!! YOU PROMISED ITS MY TURN TO BE WITH SANJI-KUN!!!
Neon and Drake: Trisha?!
Sanji: EEHHhh?? WHO'S SHE?! She looks cute!!
Trisha: arigatou, Sanji-kun. AND YOU TWO SCRAM!!
Drake: tempt me!
Neon: MAKE ME!! IM THE ONE IN CHARGE HERE!!
Trisha: well, Drake-San, im gonna tell everyone about your love affair with Vanessa-Chan and Neon-Kun, im gonna withdraw the PSP I gave you for your birthday.
Neon: NO!!! HAVE MERCY!!! FINE IM LEAVING!! How bout Drake-San?
Drake: tsk. Forget that. We already broke up.
Trisha: Aww… and I wanted to be alone with my Sanji-Kun. (hugs Sanji)
Sanji: WAHH!! Mellorine!!
Luffy: hey! Im here too!!
Trisha: LUFFY-SAN IS HERE TOO?! (hugs Luffy)
Drake: lets get on with this before this gets catchy. First up, Takono-Chan.
Sanji: Ehhh? (ignores Trisha)(grabs letter)
1) ok, now I feel like the one at fault here. If i wasn't so jealous, your ratings wouldn't have dropped, and no fan girl would have gone against you. I'm making you look bad. I'm making you feel bad. now, I'm hurting your love with other fan girls. I should apologize. and sanji, punch me in the shoulder if i do that again. you've gone through a lot of trouble. gomenasai.
2) by chapter 20, how long will zoros "retardated-brained, jellyfished spined peanut butter faced apple sauce headed quack of a swordsman platypus mariano marimo the 1st" be?
3) want me to give you a cake to help you feel better?
4) (gives vanilla cake)
5) forgive ME for causing trouble?
--takono
(p.s. when will the 45 chapter long apology end? i wanna go back 2 normal)
Dearest my Beloved Takono-Chyan,
1)hehe, its not your fault, Takono-Chyan. Most of it was mine. And I don't like to punch you, my hands might easily break! And don't worry, Takono-Chyan, im gonna be okay. I hope.
2)hehe! Keep on giving names and it maybe 50 words long or more!
3) I appreciate the offer, Takono-Chyan. Arigatou! Mellorine!!
4) Mellorine! That's so sweet!!
5) I forgive you, Takono-Chyan. (pats head)
And now, its MY turn to ask questions!! Just to cheer you up…
1. how old are you?
2. who do you like better, Kakashi or Me?
3. what do you think about Drake-San?
4. can you tell Shinzo-Chan to stop irritating me about ACE BEING HOTTER THAN ME?
5. im going to bake you a nice blackforest cake!
Um, is it okay if I give you a kiss? I really feel sorry for you. Just to calm you down? And… do you still love me, Takono-Chan? I love you, you know?
-your idol, Sanji.
P.S. I have a feeling that soon it'll be back to normal, Takono-Chyan. Patience is a virtue.
Sanji: im gonna cry now…
Trisha: WHY?! WHAT DID TAKONO DID TO YOU?! IM GONNA KILL HER!!
Drake: stay calm, Trisha. Or I'll lock you up in the basement again.
Trisha: I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO HURT SANJI-KUN, GETS?!
Drake: TRISHA, I SAAAID, SHUT YOUR –CENSORED- MOUTH UP!!
Trisha: fine…
Drake: next up, MarimoLurv-Chan
To, poor sweet Sanji-kun
It seems you aren't doing very well at the moment.I feel so sorry for you, but don't worry; you probably have plenty of fan girls left. Including me. But don't think that it's just you I fan girl over. I also have a thing for swordsmen in general, and Marimo's (the plant)
If you ever need someone to talk to you, who will take your problems seriously, I'll be happy to help you out.
And to cheer you up here are some questions from me to you:
1. At the moment I am working on my
theory for my driver's exam. Do you have any tips on studying?
2.
Could you give this sword polishing kit to Zoro? ( his swords need to
be shiny and ready for battle )
3.
And how did you like the socks I knitted for you, to keep your lethal
feat nice and warm. (I hope they don't itch too much.)
Luffy you are still there right?, I hope you like the barbeque-sauce.
Greets, hugs and kisses,
MarimoLurv
Dear MarimoLurv-Chan,
Sigh! Im really gonna cry now… at least someone out there cares for me!! Sure, MarimoLurv-Chan, you can help me out if im down. Arigatou!! Sniff!
Okay, ill stop. Im gonna give answers!
1) don't drink and drive!
2) I'll give it to Luffy when he leaves.
3) Aw!! That's so Kawaii! Arigatou-Gozaimas!! Ill wear it!!
Luffy: WAHH!! I LOVE BARBECUE SAUCE!!! Sanji, you still have Chili Con Carne there right?
-with many thanks and returning love, Sanji-Kun
Trisha: whats going on with Sanji? He keeps sniveling now!
Drake: lets say he still has a cold.
Trisha: oh.
Sanji: whos next?
Drake: Dalesrose-Chan?
MEs:
SANJI-CHWAN! I LOVE YOU!
My friend: Uh yeah that's something
you would write... 0.o
Mes: I love you as much as you love Nami
and all the girls in the world except I only devote my lovies to you.
3 But I hope you can get a girlfriend even if it's not me cause
that's how much I lovies you!! Oh! Right! The question! Would you
go out with me?
My friend: WHAT? What is wrong with you?
Mes:
Aw. Fine then. Urm...
My friend: Get on with the real
question!
Mes: Would you go out with me?
My friend: WHAT??
Mes:
Urm... What is yah favorite things? Besides girls and cooking. oh
yeah, and will you go out with me?
My friend: STOP ASKING THAT!!
Dear Dalesrose Chan,
I love you too!
Ehh… go out?
Go out?
My hands are my favorite things. Very useful in cooking! And go out?
-Sanji-Kun
Drake: now what was THAT about?
Trisha: I can be like that too you know!!
Drake: to me, its even more worse than the letter if you be like that. Next up, YAHH!! HS-CHYAN!!!
Sanji: HUH?!
Trisha: THE INSPIRATION!!
:O NANI?! IM IGNORED AGAIN! sulks in Tamaki's corner of shame Damn bastards .
Dear the most respected HS-Chyan,
Eh? Did you post any questions? Luffy answered your question before! Um, ignored again? GOMENASAI, HS-CHAN!! as compensation, I'll give you a couple of questions. From Drake-San, Trisha-Chan, Me and Luffy
1) what gave you the idea to write the Ask Zoro column? And try to answer this. Kamusta Ka? -Drake
2) DO YOU LIKE TO GO SHOPPING?! –Trisha
3) Will you forgive me for ignoring you? Post another question, and I swear, you wont be ignored again!! –Sanji
4) Can you cook? If you can, then BE THE MUGIWARA'S NEW COOK!! -Luffy
-Sanji, Luffy, Drake and Trisha.
Drake: cant believe we actually IGNORED HS-Chan!!
Trisha: have respect! Shes our INSPIRATION!!
Drake: hey, she does not like to be called HS-Sama, it'll sound like shes an old lady!
Trisha: oh. Sorry.
Sanji: next is… whoa! 3PK-Chan!!
Drake: I like that name, sounds cool!
arigatou
luffy! here... meat! oh yea and luffy don't you have another favorite
food except meat?
fine... sanji... i apologize for being your
first hater... i'll call you sanji now okay? not ero-cook... but...
ehh... bye... i know i can't kick stronger than you... or use diable
jambe... no need to be so blunt about it... jeez...
here's a
question for you, sanji
1. who's kurry-chan?
drake, thanks for
commenting on my nickname... but most people just call me pyro and
your nickname is cool too...
Dear 3PK-Chan,
Luffy: WAAH!! MORE MEAT!!! HAHA!! IM STARVED!! Too bad its my last day here. Pyro-Chan is the only one giving me meat… another food? CHILI CON CARNE!! SANJI'S BEEF SPECIAL!!
Sanji: just eat, baka.
Gomen, gomen! Im not trying to boast that im better than you! It's a good thing you can punch but I can't… and I don't hate you at all if youre my first hater! Im just amazed youre the only hater I got!! Hehe, gomen once again.
1) Kurry-Chan? recheck the chapters and look for the name "Shinzomating" who keeps on irritating me that Portgas D. Ace is hotter than me… but I cant argue with girls! I just like the way they irritate me!!
Drake: well, you're welcome! But I want to call you 3PK-Chan. sounds cool, honestly! And thanks for your comment with mine.
-Luffy, Sanji and Drake
Drake: up next, OVL-Chan!!
Sanji-kun.
I have one thing to say to you, and you remember it well.
-leans
close to Sanji's face-
DON'T YOU EVER INSULT SASUKE-KUN AGAIN!
He is a sweet boy! And he's not emo!! -hits Sanji's head- Got it! -pauses for a moment-
I'm sorry Sanji. I don't know what happened. -hugs Sanji- can you forgive me?? -kisses Sanji's cheek-
Dear OVL-Chyan,
What is it?
Yaah!! (falls down) yes! He is a sweet boy!! He's not emo!! Okay! Ow!! Don't hit me!! I get! I get!!
Eh? (receives hug) who cares?! (receives kiss) I REALLY FORGIVE YOU!! Mellorine!! Mellorine!!
-Sanji-Kun
Drake: thinking of Sasuke makes me think of Zoro in OP movie 5, when he became traitor to the Mugiwara.
Trisha: DON'T TALK TO SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT!! I LOVE THAT GUY!!
Drake: okay! Okay!! Just don't scream!! Next!! Whoa! SkZs-Chan!! and its reaaaally long!!
Sanji: I hope its not filled with the words "I HATE YOU"
Drake: its not. Take a look!
Sanji-kun,
Wow, no litturly WOW. I'm surprised, not only do I forgive you I
probably should apologize too. Sorry about getting so mad, jealously
bug bit me again. And again and again, I felt so childish after you
apologized. But before I also felt bad for the other
fangirls...Alyssa's right, I'm too compassionate. Thanks for
apologizing.
Now that I think about it, don't go easy on me! I'm
pretty sure I can beat you now, since I practise everyday! Bring on
(sexy) love cook!
Before I ask the questions, I shall answer
all the ones you asked me.
(these are the numbers of the questions
you asked me on.)
9. I don't think so, I've had a pretty normal
childhood.
11. I know this wasn't a question but I think you
misunderstood me. I was making sure you weren't telling me that i
NEEDED the excersize and dieting.
12. Not a question but again I
have to say, imperfection is the key to being human.
13. Haha, as
a matter of fact I have no idea why water proof mascara cannot hold
back tears of pain. Usually because the brands always lie or tears
that come from a shattered heart are too strong.
16. I know there
is a question in there, but I can't understand it...maybe there was a
typo that threw me off.
18. It's like the eyebrow, if you didn't
say then it'd be one less aspect I like about you.
19. Never hurt
myself, ever...well there are times that I back into corners, walk
into walls, walk into windows that look like doors, walk into doors
that look like windows, trip over my chair, stubb my toe on my desk,
trip over someone bending over, and slipping on a golfball. But hey I
survived without breaking anything.
23. My ambition? To be the
best I can possibly be. Unlike the guy with the big forehead, I'm not
pushing past my limits.
26. Again, I think you misunderstood me. I
forgot to type eyebrow in there. I ment why does the amount of swirls
in your eyebrow change when you do different expressions.
27.
Don't make me answer that.
29. I like seafood, I'm not a big
cow/pig/ whatever animal that is on a farm sort of eater. First dish
i cooked? If your talking about home cooking, none. I cook from the
can or the box cause at least it says how much, how high to cook it,
and it takes less time. Like you, I'm skilled with my hands just not
in cooking.
30. Iced Black tea, or Tangerine flavored white ice
tea. I'm not a big hot tea fan.
Wow, okay now the questions for you!
1. Do you ever get tired of answering so many
questions?
2. Are all your fans that come to this column girls?
3.
Do other crew members often come to you for advice about love or
something along the lines of that?
4. If I told you that I can
read a man like a book and play him like an electric guitar, would it
scare you?
5. Do you ever question Usopp's...sexuality?
6. When
you get a misquito bite and it's all big fat and bluggy (while your
friend's are small) does that mean your allergic? They keep on eating
me!
7. Okey dokey, my friends always come to me for advice on
relationships, even though I've never been in one, since like I said
before I have talent for reading guys. Well this one friend wants to
know if a guy likes her. But the guy is almost perfect (well to her)
but she thinks she has no chance with him. She doesn't have the
highest self esteem in the world. This guy though, he isn't the
easiest to read. I really need help because she wants me to decipher
two of there e-mails but all I can get is the guy is shy but likes he
as a friend. Since you seem to be a pro at this sort of stuff, you
wouldn't mind helping me would you?
8. I'm very surprised, all of
my friends think your some wack job cartoon. Well one of my actually
sane friends (Her name is Olivia) said you'd look really really hot
in person and that your pretty cool.
9. I still think our brains
would fall out if we're too open minded, there is no argueing me out
of it.
10. How long do you think it'll take for me to learn
Japanese? I only have a little knowledge on it.
11. Oda said that
your eyebrow has the same power as the gravitational pull of the
earth and moon. Well if your eyebrow was not curly, then everying in
nature would fall out of balance?
12. Do you think it's a little
scary in an yaoi fangirls mind?
13. Being compassionate and smart
is normal...right? Because all my friends say I'm deeply
deprived.
14. Maybe they're just really really mean.
15.
Alrighty, last time I'm going to ask this, what do you think of you
and OC pairings on this site?
16. If a man can be a 'ladies man'
than what can a girl be? A 'Mans lady'?
17.I miss the Mr.Prince
glasses, why'd you have to go and break them?
18. Did you know
Walt Disney was a chain smoker? We can guess now why he died.
19.
Are you a self declared atheist like Marimo?
20. Do you have a
high tolorence of achohol?
21. Do you have a collection of wines
and champane?
22. This is getting too hard, you know I never was
one to take up challenges.
23. I hope you are aware that Zeff is
handing out your hideious wanted poster to every customer in
Baratie.
24. Now that I think about it, you or anyone else on the
crew (besides Robin or Franky) aren't even legally allowed to drink
acholol.
25. Have I bothered Drake with all my questions yet?
26.
I'm glad your treating everyone like the pudding and not the fruit
cup again.
27. Considering what happened in movie 7, you really
have no knowledge when it comes to technology, do you?
28. What
does it feel like to get your shadow stolen?
29. Do you think I'm
weird for likeing depressing songs? They make me feel better, I don't
know why.
30. Do you think most pirates have a bad or somewhat bad
past?
31. Amoung your crewmates, who do you think have had the
most worst past?
32. Does the Diable Jambe hurt?
33. Don't you
get dizzy doing it?
34. And your pants don't burn off?
35. Why
didn't Jyabura move when you hit him, is he that stupid?
36.
You're the only guy on the Going Merry who has any sense of
style.
37. Wait a minute, when KuroMarimo shot the afro at you and
the other Chess guy caught it on fire you started freaking out. Now
when you do the Diable Jambe the fire doesn't freak you out then.
38.
Wait how'd you learn how to do the Diable Jambe? Catching your leg on
fire is not a normal hobby.
39.Do you read any other manga?
40.
Would you ever get your ears pierced or get a tattoo?
41. I was
very close to nameing my Zune (an mp3 player) after you, but Alyssa
would have hit me really hard. I named it Pooky.
42. If i haven't
bothered Drake yet, I have to now.
43. In art class we were
suppose to make a bust of someone or some sort of animal. I tried to
make you but they didn't have skin colored glaze so I had to use
orange. You look like you had a bad fake tan, tsk it's staring at me
still right now...
44. Speaking of bad tanned, how come you never
tan? You wear black so it should absoab the sun, yet your still a
cracker.
45. That's it, I'm going for 50!
46. I think my
obsession for you and One Piece is at a healthy level...right?
47.
Of all the guys you have battled, who do you think is the
stupidest?
48. Was fighting Bon Clay, him being gay an all,
weird?
49. Have you ever tried to get Zoro to smoke, you know to
calm his nerves?
50. Yay 50!! Have you ever had a different hair
style besides bowl cut?
50!! Ha i was going for 35, see I do
still love you!!
-Lots of Love SKZS
Dearest my Beloved SkZs-Chan,
That's alright. You forgive me, I forgive you, all is well!! Hehehe. Im fine now, and I really thank you for making me feel better… oh! And, hehe, good luck then! lets see whos better on blazing the pool!!
Now some of my answers to your answers from my answers, (gets? I don't.)
9) lucky you, SkZs-Chan! I hated that piece of rock. When I see it again, im going to smash it in two with my leg.
11) WAHH!! Don't hurt me!! You're already in perfect shape!! You don't need diet!! BUT you still have to exercise!! To keep that shape forever!
12) SO SMART!! Mellorine!! Wahh!
13) that's okay! At least you have an interesting quote there! Hehe!
16) as you said, SkZs-Chan, imperfection is the key to being human!
18) wah!! She likes the way I said Mellorine!! Mellorine!!
19) aw! But I still don't like you getting hurt!! You might one day, really hurt yourself really bad! Just take care, okay, SkZs-Chan?
23) you can do it, SkZs-Chan!! reach your goal!! And I still don't like the ambition of big forehead.
26) well, lets say it naturally changes when im really in some serious emotions. Hehe, and how it changes? It's a secret!
27) hehehe! That's okay, SkZs-Chan!
29) Seafood? Cool! Im going to cook you some!! And you learn to cook by cans and boxes? That's a new way of learning! Unlike me, I learned cooking with my ears being blown out of its place since old Fart keeps on shouting at me what to do…tsk.
30) hehe, ice tea? Okay! Im going to serve a nice seafood meal with ice-cold iced tea with it.
Okay!! My answers! Well, my questions are along with it too. Hehe.
1) No. how bout you? Are YOU tired asking many questions? Just tell me, then I'll ask you questions!
2) well, I think so! All I see is my fans and no haters yet! Tsk! Im actually waiting for a hater!
3) No. im kinda sad about that. But that's okay! I have a Column here anyway!
4) NO!! do what ever you want! Mellorine!! Mellorine!! Haha!
5) what do you mean, "SEXUALITY"?
6) yeah, that means you are allergic. Why? Are YOU ALLERGIC?! NO!! SkZs-Chan!!
7) Okay. Lets see. Oh, and BTW nice talent. Hehe. Anyways. Lets get on with this. Talk to the guy, can you? Find out about him more, and ask him what he likes about girls and the guys likes. You know, be friends with the guy. But DONT GO MORE THAN THAT!! Or you'll suffer!! Be friends with him, find out his likes and compare it with your friend's likes, dislikes and what she likes about guys. This way, it'll raise her Self Esteem and make her confess her feelings to the guy. But since the guy's shy, you help him out not to be. Try it out and it'll work. If you see anything wrong, tell me.
8) Wahh!! Tell Olivia-Chan to wish that im real so she can see how hot I am than Ace!!
9) okay, I cant really argue with girls… but… ehh, that's true anyway!
10) just keep practicing. And soon you'll get it right!
11) O.o that's cool! Arigatou, Oda-Sama!! Yeah, maybe that's possible! But its kinda scary though. Im having an eyebrow controlling the gravitational pull of the earth… O.o
12) YEEGH!! I DETEST YAOI!!! IM WARNING ALL YAOI FANGIRLS OF MINE, I WONT TALK TO YOU IF YOU ASKED ME IF I AM A VIRGIN OR NOT!! How about you, SkZs-Chan, are you… a… Yaoi Fangirl?
13) yeah. Its natural. And smart… Mellorine!! Youre smart!! Mellorine!! Mellorine!!
14) are they insulting you? Or commenting on you? If its an insult to you that's the right thing to say, but if it's a comment, say thank you, SkZs-Chan
15) its alright. But I don't like them pairing me with GUY O.C.'s… its really upsetting…
16) it's the same thing, SkZs-Chan. what do you think?
17) oh. You miss it? very well, im going to buy another. But I don't know what came into my mind when I destroyed it…
18) are… you scaring me? Im scared now. But im still not quitting on cigars… but im having second thoughts now…
19) you can say that. That's why I think there is no god after defeating Enel.
20) I want you to guess, SkZs-Chan…
21) a lot!! You want some? Or youre still young?
22) what do you mean, SkZs-Chan?
23) NANI?!?! Alright, Zeff, after I find All Blue and head back to Baratie, im going to kick your OLD -CENSORED- ASS!! But I look cool on the wanted poster, right?
24) tsk. AND I WANTED TO DRINK SO BADLY!! Um, SkZs-Chan. do you drink?
25) no, he's pinching Trisha's ear and keeps on yelling SHUT UP right now. So he does not mind. But im asking this to my fangirls now, what do you think of Drake-San?
26) sigh, I wish this issue wont happen again… and im still apologizing to you, SkZs-Chan… but now I'm treating everybody like the pudding!!
27) hehe, as I said im not used to this world full of high-tech yet…
28) brrr… its scary… I don't like that… how about you? What does it feel like to get your shadow stolen?
29) No! youre not weird!! Its cool when depressing songs make you feel better! And I just wanna ask, what depressing songs do you like?
30) yeah, most of them do.
31) I have the most! Getting stuck on a piece of shitty rocks for 85 days is a bad past, right?
32) nope. Its flashy, aint it?
33) nope. Im used to keeping myself balanced after I spin.
34) lets just say my pants are fireproof!
35) he IS stupid.
36) Arigatou Gozaimas!! Mellorine!!
37) its because its MY fire I made. Not thiers.
38) that's a secret technique Old Fart gave me. Hehe, and it'll still remain a secret!
39) Naruto is nice. That's the only magna I read anyway!
40) I was wishing that. But everybody likes my style now, so I cant change. You, SkZs-Chan, you like piercing your ear and getting a tattoo?
41) hey! How about calling me Pooky! And what's the problem naming your MP3 player after me?
42) wait.
Sanji: OY! Drake-San! You irritated yet?!
Drake: HELL YEAH I AM!! IM GOING TO MAKE RULES NOW!! ONLY 15 QUESTIONS PER EDITION OF ASK SANJI!!
Trisha: SHUT UP BECAUSE IM NOT DONE ARGUING WITH YOU, TEME!!!
Drake: YAAH!! (Trisha pulling hair of Drake)
Well, that's your answer!
43) aww, that's so sweet! Mellorine! Tsk, but I don't like the sound of orange!!
44) hehe, you LIKE my skin don't you? That's a secret of mine! You? Ever got a Tan?
45) GO FOR IT, SkZs-Chan!! you can do it!!
46) very healthy! Besides One Piece, what else do you like?
47) I dunno. Maybe ALL of them? And im curious, SkZs-Chan, did you ever got into a fight with someone?
48) HELL YEAH!! WHAT THE HECK, EVEN NEON-KUN SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF ME AND BON CLAY, MAKING OUT!! YAGH!!
49) tried. But he says he might die early because of these cigars. Believe that? An invincible swordsman, AFRAID of a piece of cigar?! HAHAHA!!
50) Waahh!! Congratulations!! Mellorine!! No. I didn't have any other hair styles. Besides, you like it right?
WAHH!! Because of that, I give you a kiss!! WAHH!! (sends kiss) mellorine!! Mellorine!! Mellorine!!
-your Idol, Sanji-Kun
P.S. Im still apologizing to you… gomen, really…
Drake: DON'T PULL MY HAIR YOU DAUGHTER OF SATAN!!
Trisha: SHADDUP!! IM TYING YOU UP!! AND DON'T MOVE!!
Luffy: ZzZzZzZzZ…
Sanji: tsk. Okay NEXT up isss…… Keisha-Chan? (reads)
Dear
Sanji-kun,
-sigh-Sorry I called you ero-cook.I just got mad.Many
of my friends' hearts have been broken before and some of them
committed suicide like my stepdad and...I'm just tired of it
all.
I'll stay ...Now that most everything is resolved maybe your
ratings will go back up.I hope so.And Sanji,you're not an
ero-cook.-hugs-One question,will you forgive me for getting so
angry?
-Keisha
Dearest my Beloved Keisha-Chan,
I forgive you, Keisha-Chan and more because I feel sorry for your situation… really I pity you. Im sorry for making you feel sad while in that situation… just stick to this board, and I'll make you happy. And I forgive you for calling me Ero-Cook… (receives hug) I forgive you, Keisha-Chan… and now I'm going to make you happy! Some questions from me to you…
1) What do you think of Drake-San (I dunno why, but I want to ask all my fan girls this)
2) do you like the way I "Mellorine" ??
3) besides me, who else do you like?
4) anything you want me to cook for you?
5) how old are you?
Hehe, hope those cheer you up. But im gonna ask more next time!! Get prepared!!
-your Idol Sanji-Kun
Drake: MMM!! (mouth wrapped and tied up on the chair)
Trisha: NOW GET OUTTA HERE!! (pushes chair outside)
Luffy: Snick… hey, im having a nice nap here!!
Sanji: sorry, you have questions…
Luffy: REALLY?! YOSHA!! From who?
Sanji: Zo-zemonkeySan…
... Your really stupid Sanji.
Oi Luffy-kun!! I got questions for you!!
1)If someone took your meat, ate it, laughed in your face then apologized would you forgive them?
2)Have you ever tried to wear more than one hat at once? Or do you think there is a limit to how many you can wear?
3)Do you have a favorite among your nakama? Or are they all equal... (shoots Sanji an angry glare)
4)Can I join your crew? I know martial arts so I wont be a burden!! Puhlease?
5)I love you Luffy-kun!! Your so kind! You have a special way of making all the fangirls feel wanted... (Nuther angry glare)
See you later Luffy!! -pats him on the head- Your so cute!! Oh and go fall in a hole Sanji... Learn to apoligize the right way.
Dear Zo-ZemonkeySan,
1) NO!! I WONT FORGIVE THEM!!! I'LL KILL THEM!!
2) Eh? No! I only wear my favorite Straw hat!!
3) no… all of them are my favorite!!
Sanji: ………
4) ummm… I have to think of that!
5) Eh? What way? All I know is the way to Grandline!! Fangirls in Grandline? Well, I sure need cooling off since its sometimes hot on the ship!! So il go to Grandline and look for a fan girl there!!
Sanji: ………
Bye!! HEY!! WATCH IT!! YOU MIGHT BREAK THE HAT!! Me cute?
Sanji: Im not giving comments to this. Im already sick and tired of the same shitty thing everyones throwing at me… NO COMMENT.
-Luffy
Sanji: tsk. Im getting a headache…
Trisha: I can heal it for you!! Can i?
Sanji: no thanks, Trisha-Chan… im really okay. On the outside.
Luffy: Im hungry…
Sanji: I'll cook you Chili Con Carne while you are answering questions from Panda-Chan.
Luffy: YOSHA!!!
To
my wonderful sexy kick- pirate cook Sanji-kun, (and Luffy-kun
too)
It's so good to have you back Sanji-kun!(hugs) So from the
last time you answered my questions: 4) Some Nat King Cole songs are
It's only a Paper Moon, Rout 66, L-O-V-E, Smile, Unforgettable,
Darling, Je Vous Amie Beaucoup, and (I Love You) For Sentimental
Reasons. He sings lots of love songs! 12) No I do not believe in
them. A few days ago my friends and I were going to go out to this
place called Castle Rock and we had to drive there. Well before we
headed out, one of my friends got a fortune cookie that said "You
will have a wonderful 4-wheeled adventure". We thought that was
a good sign, but when we were on a country road the people in front
of us stopped suddenly and my brother (who was driving) had to drive
off the road into a ditch. I thought we were going to die! I cried
for a while after that, I'm still shaken up about it! 18) I would
love to join you, maybe it'll calm me down! So, now it's question
time!
Luffy first:
Let's just say that intelligence is how
smart you are. 11 comes after 10. No, small is not a synonym of huge!
Oi I'll sing my favorite pirate song!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's
life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink
up, me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a
hoot,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a
pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even
high-jack,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a
pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're
really a fright,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We're
rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me hearties,
yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink
up, me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me
hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
1. Is there anything you
truly feel embarrassed about?
2. Is your voice ever sore from
shouting so much?
3. How long can you go without water?
4. Why
do you never kill any of the villains?
5. Why do you like the
color red so much?
6. Is it worse to be really hot or really
cold?
7. How is it that you can make almost anyone your nakama?
8.
Did you realize how many times Zoro's said he's going to kill you?
9.
Do you like being known ad Straw Hat Luffy?
10. Besides Shanks,
who do you admire the most?
And now for the wonderful, hott,
funny, sweet, ect. pirate cook! Sanji-kun!
1. If you ever find All
Blue will you tell Zeff?
2. Is your hair naturally that
straight?
3. Do you have a brig on your ship?
4. Do you know
any magic tricks?
5. Have you ever played Egyptian Rat Screw?
6.
Guess what? You're picture is the wallpaper on my cell phone!
7.
Did you know that NBA really stands for National Bazooka
Association?
8. Have you ever kicked anyone to death for insulting
your food?
9. Have you ever taken an I.Q. test?
10. I've seen
this picture of you with a pink cowboy hat and you look real hott in
it! Just wanted to comment on that! XD
11. Have you ever tried any
drugs other than your cigarettes?
12. How far can you jump from a
standing position?
13. I just noticed that Zoro's head looks
like a Koala puked on it!
14. Do you ever feel bad about Zeff's
leg?
15. Does Nami weigh the same as a duck? If so, then she's
a witch!
16. Have you ever been forced to wear women's
clothing?
17. Is Zoro a green meanie in disguise?
18. Did you
know I could drool over your sexy body and cute eyebrows for
hours?!
19. Will you make me a dish with chocolate in it? I'm a
chocoholic!
20. Did you know that for a chain smoker, you have
awesome teeth?
21. Can you beat Zoro at Poker? I just played with
my little bro and totally beat him!
22. Do you like to read
romance novels?
23. What was the scariest horror movie you've
ever seen?
24. Are you ever grossed out by anything?
25. Can
you surf? I recently learned and now I'm hooked! I love it!
26.
M'aimez-vous?
27. I've got a friend that can beat anyone at
chess in 4 moves. Could you beat somebody in 4 moves?
28. What's
your favorite spice to use when you flavor foods?
29. What's
your favorite board game? (hehe, I just about put bored game)
30.
Would you be willing to admit defeat if you ever faced someone who
could best your cooking? (like that would ever happen!)
Wow, forty questions all together. That totally beats my record! Oh and one last thing! Je vous aimerai jusqu'à les mers sèchent et les montagnes tombent! I hope you feel the same way. I think you need this! (gives a long loving kiss)
Later Luffy and my
kick- Sanji-kun,
Panda-chan
Dearest my Beloved Panda-Chan,
Whaa!! Mellorine. I know… and I'll get to your answers for my questions after I finish cooking for Luffy. Okay? Good. (heads to the kitchen)
Luffy: Ohiyo, Panda-Chan!! okay, im going to answer your questions
Intelligence? Ahh 11 comes after 9!! Okay!! And small is the homonym of huge? Okay!! That's good enough for me!!
LIVE LONG MUGIWARA AND THE PANDA PIRATES!!
Drank up, my hearts!! YAHOO!!
1) no?
2) nope! I never get tired!! I have unlim…unlime…unlimet… no limit stamina!!
3) uh… maybe 30 minutes?
4) even though im brutal, I still have mercy deep inside…
5) because of the color of… MEAT!!
6) maybe being cold is nice. But my body will freeze! Maybe hot is better…
7) well, if their dream or goal is interesting, I'll make them my nakama!!
8) um, I wasn't counting…
9) yeah! The marines always call me that! And I like it!
10)… um… of course! My Nakama!!
Luffy: Oi!! Sanji!! Your turn!!
Sanji: okay, at least im done… here ye go!
Luffy: ARIGATOU!! (starts eating)
Well, Panda-Chan, hope you enjoyed talking to Luffy, since its his last day here! Anyways, Im going to get some Nat King Cole's Sound tracks!! Same here! Who would believe food can tell your future? Only a stupid person and believe that!!
Luffy: I DO!!
Um. Okay. Nevermind. And don't worry, you'll get over the incident! I assure you that!! WAHH! Really?! Nice!! Okay, I have to wait for the next time im free!
Ahem. Answer with some questions time!! (and Arigatou for the comment! Im never used to that!)
1) I will if he says thank you after I saved his restaurant from Don Kreig's lackeys!! tsk!
2) yes, Panda-Chan. heehee! Imagine my hair is all curly!! Can you?
3) a brig? Whats that?
4) well, card magic, yeah.
5) no? what is it?
6) wahh! You really love me do you? Mellorine!!
7) eh? Now why would an association play with Bazookas?
8) you remember smarty pants Fullbody when he came to Baratie? That's what happened when he insults my food. But I should've killed him instead, but his girl is really beautiful and I feel sorry for her!
9) no. can you give me one?
10) thanks fo the comment, babe!! (cowboy voice)
11) wha? I don't do drugs! I only smoke! Um, do you take drugs?
12) maybe 4-5 feet of the ground.
13) HAHA!! is that's a fact? If it is, I'll laugh more!!
14) yeah, that one day it might happen to me!! And you don't want your kick azz cook pirate to lose his cool leg, don't you?
15) no… I don't think so…
16) NO!! but I look nice, tell me! I'll gladly wear it for you!!
17) possibly!! Hehe!!
18) REALLY? Cool…
19) sure! Cake, brownies, pastries, doughnuts, anything! Just name it!!
20) heh (smiles) cool right?
21) amazingly, Zoro is the one beating me up… sigh and good for you, you beat your brother a lot of times!
22) yes very much! Whats your favorite romance novel?
23) scary movie 4. even though its funny, it still freaks me out!
24) yes. YAOI!!! I DETEST YAOI!! YAGH!! Wait, you're not a Yaoi fan girl, are you?
25) sadly, no. but you can teach me, right?
26) Naturellement je
27) in chess, no. in fighting, a lot.
28) ha! It's the Paprika and Turmeric!! They add a very exotic flavor to the food! Haa!! You want some food with my favorite spices?
29) ever heard of monopoly? Yeah, Monopoly, Battleship, Checkers and Chess (even if im not really good at it)
30) no! if the person is cooking better than me, then I can do EVEN better! If he can do EVEN better, I can do it the BETTEREST!! Lets see if he can do that!!
Haa!! Another record breaker! Man, you people never run out of questions, don't you? But whatever. Je t'aime trop jusqu'à la fin du temps. Hehe (receives kiss) WAHH!! Mellorine!! Okay! Ask more!! Wahh!! Okay, good bye, Panda-Chan!!
-Sanji-Kun
Sanji: Now people learn how to speak French! Damn!!
Trisha: can you teach me?
Sanji: sure. Why not? Ehehe
Drake: 4 letters from the same sender!! Dalesrose-Chan!!
Sanji: Again? Wah! She really loves me!!
YAY!!
Sanji-chwan!! I will review every one of these at least once!! That
is my new goal!! I will!! No matter how long it takes!! No matter how
long!! No matter my final exams!! No matter my late assignments!! No
matter woah I gotta lot to do! HAI!! I think you get it my elegant
angel!! Jaa Naa (for now)!
p.s. Pleases don't call meh a fan
girl. call me le obsedant une! Which in French means the obsessive
one but of course you knew that! After all I'm taking French cause
you speak it! AND I'm gonna take Japanese next year. Wow. Two
languages thank you so much for motivating me these past 3 years I've
loved you!!
-le obsedant une de Sanji (the obsessive one for Sanji)
Cher l'obsédant pour Sanji,
You really love me, eh? And 3 posts at one edition? Heh. That proves it! anyways, you dont need to translate the French for me since I can speak it! hehe. Okay, obsedant une, si vous m'aimez vraiment, vous devriez m'avoir posé une question en premier lieu ! tsk! Anyways, if there is ANY question on your next letter, I'll be happy! Okay?
-votre idole, Sanji
Sanji: whew! I still remember my French lessons with Old Fart! Good. I thought I forgot!!
Trisha: whatever!! The next one!
sniff sniff No! The Fan Girls are glomping you! Oh well... I'll give you... go? that's five right? in japanese? looks it up Yoshii!! Go!
ichi: Why do you speak French? I mean, it totally makes
you hot cause you know!!
ni: Do you read Manga?
san: If you DO
read Manga (I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!), then what's your fav manga? If
you DON'T read Manga, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH STILL!
shi: Do you like
cats, dogs, or both? In fact, what's your favorite kind of animal?
Scratch the kitties and puppies.
Go: Will you marry me? I- I love
you and will never ever cheat on you and you can go and have dates
and get married and cheat on me!! I won't mind as long as you devote
your love to me. Of course I don't want to share you and it breaks my
heart T.T but you don't have to worry about that because I love you!
sniff sniff Hope I can ask you more questions! Love you!!
Dear Ichi, Ni, San, Shi and Go,
Oi! Oi! Don't go over a hassle!! Relax!! you can glomp me all you like!!!
For Ichi : Puisque vieux Fart m'a enseigné comment le parler!! Okay!! And I love talking French! But at times I forget some words… tsk…
For Ni: yes I do!
For San: um I read Naruto.
For Shi: KITTIES!! CATS!! MEOW MEOW!! SO CUTE!!!
For Go: no, I cannot make commitments, im sorry. I already suffered the consequences when someone proposed to me… so too bad!
I love you all too, okay? Hehe, you people are really happy seeing an Ask Sanji column, eh? Hehe!
-Your Idol, Sanji-kun.
Drake: okay, people!! We reached the limit of today's episode!! Many sorrys, apologizing, I love you, hugging and kissing went on today! So all the questions that were not answered will be answered till the next edition of Ask Sanji!! Bye!!
Sanji: goodbye to all!
Trisha: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! DAMN IT!!
Sanji: more reviews please! Bye!!
Luffy: good bye!! You wont see me on the next edition!! Bye!!