2-Way Story: Just Officially Married vs 36 Years Married?

by farhanmaleq7801

Inspired by a short story in my family's WhatsApp group, it tells about Jon and Liz's marriage conditions between today and 36 years later! Plus, there's also a 'Garfield in 2053' surprise from Square Root of Minus Garfield (SRoMG)! Then, PLEASE review 'cause I have not recieved any reviews since my untimely return in 2016, okay? If not, what's all of my stories meaning to you? TQ!

"2-Way Story: Just Officially Married vs. 36 Years Married?" (Special for Jon and Liz's marriage!)

(Part 1: Just Officially Married! 8:00 PM. Tuesday, 17 January 2017: Read from top to bottom!):

Jon: Finally, it's the moment that I have waited for a long time!

Liz: Do you agree if I leave you?

Jon: No, for all eternities! Don't ever think like that!

Liz: Do you love me?

Jon: Sure, for all eternities! It'll be like this forever!

Liz: Do you want to cheat me?

Jon: No, for all eternities! I won't do that dirty thing!

Liz: Do you want to kiss me?

Jon: Yes!

Liz: Honey!

(Part 2: 36 Years Married! 8:00 PM. Friday, 17 January 2053: Read from bottom to top of Part 1!):

Liz: Honey!

Jon: Yes!

Liz: Do you want to kiss me?

Jon: No, for all eternities! I won't do that dirty thing!

Liz: Do you want to cheat me?

Jon: Sure, for all eternities! It'll be like this forever!

Liz: Do you love me?

Jon: No, for all eternities! Don't ever think like that!

Liz: Do you agree if I leave you?

Jon: Finally, it's the moment that I have waited for a long time!

Garfield: Milk! Some people read expiration dates and some don't! That also goes for weddings! Today, their marriage which is used to be sweet and fresh, is now sour and expired from now on!

-THE END!-