AN:Special thanks to all of the people who reviewed. It's always encouraging to know that people like my story. That and reviews make me all happy/giddy/horny...what? Anyways, I'm taking one of the recent suggestions into account, just because I like it so here it goes. Thanks and enjoy!
The sun rose over Konoha bright and early for the start of a new day. Sasuke, despite him being early to every meeting with his old team, hated mornings. He had to wake up an extra hour earlier just get himself awake enough to function. So, factoring his shower, plus his hair, plus breakfast, plus a light warm up training, it took Sasuke a good three hours to wake up in the morning.
The dark-haired ninja was dreaming about a certain blonde fox when something cold slipped onto his pelvis. "GAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT TH' FUCK?!" Sasuke screamed and jumped up from where he was lying on the bed. As soon as he stood up an ice cube slid out off of his body and onto the pile of sheets that accumulated around him.
"Morning sunshine!" A familiar and very amused voice said from the foot of the bed. Sasuke glared at his blonde lover before growling and lunging to grab his mischievous boyfriend. Naruto, now being too fast for him, was up and running out of the room with the Uchiha on his heels.
They ran around the apartment for a good five minutes before Sasuke finally caught his love in the kitchen. "I do hope your very well entertained, dobe." He ground out as he felt the vein in his forehead popping out in anger.
Naruto smirked, "But it did make you forget about the original pain that should be in your ass from all the fun we had last night."
The other growled, "Yeah, only to have another pain in my ass to follow."
"Now, now, Sasuke, dearest, I don't recall us making love this morning."
"Don't be a smart ass dobe." Sasuke growled. "I like it better when your ass is cute and/or sexy now be quiet and feed me."
The blonde pouted. "So I'm only good for sex and sustenance?"
"Because we all know you have a charming personality."
"Hardy har har. Teme."
"Your teme?"
"If you wanna be cliche, sure."
Sasuke chuckled and kissed his dobe on the forehead.
"Can we eat now?" Sasuke pursed his lip.
Naruto nodded with a smile before grabbing his lover by the hand and leading him into the dining room where Sasuke nearly had a heart attack.
Three people besides himself and Naruto were sitting at the table reading, eating, or drinking tea/coffee. The two adults smiled. "Yo." One said behind a masked. "Morning Sasuke." The other adult smiled from behind his newspaper. "Hi Naruto-aniki's lover!" The teenager said, her mouth full of food.
He was temporarily paralyzed at the sight of Naruto's family before him. He was snapped out of it when Naruto whispered in his ear. The Uchiha blushed a deep scarlet then turned and stalked into the bedroom and slamming the door shut. No one cringed, they were used to loud noises. Though, everyone did laugh when Sasuke walked out of the room and pointed an accusatory finger at Naruto and shouted, "Why didn't you tell me I had no pants on before I ran into a room full of your family. Who are all shinobi, might I add!"
"It was funny. Besides, it's not like they haven't seen it before."
"Kakashi?"
"Iruka."
"Munchkin?"
"I AM NOT A MUNCHKIN!"
"Boyfriend."
Sasuke then lost his blush and nodded before sitting down and helping himself to breakfast. Comfortable conversation was then held as more food and stories were distributed amongst the five ninja surrounding the table. After breakfast was over, Naruto, Sasuke, and Kira then made their way into town. The three stopped at a few shops to look at whatever so pleased them to look at before resting at a nearby park. After fifteen minutes or so, Tro showed up to whisk Kira away for the afternoon for some training.
"So, my love, we have an entire afternoon to kill. What do you wanna do?" Sasuke stretched and put his hands behind his head as he slouched on the bench.
Naruto shrugged. "Not much to do. We could train but there's no need for that just yet, seeing as I'm on vacation."
Sasuke merely grunted before shutting his eyes. He was beginning to enjoy the silence when Naruto froze. Sensing his lover's distress Sasuke sat up and looked into the blue, slitted eyes. "What wrong?" he whispered.
"We've got company. Sounds like a hoard of your fangirls. That or Sakura and Ino heard that you came out to play." he grinned foxily.
"That not even remotely funny, dobe."
"Whatever teme." Was the last thing he remembered saying before he felt a crushing pain in his side. What the hell? Naruto had closed his eyes at the sudden pain but then opened them to see a shock of pink and platinum blonde hair.
"Naruto you look so adorable!" Twim squeals were heard from somewhere near his arm. Said blonde looked down to see Sakura and Ino plastered to him like a second skin.
"Ano, ohayou gozaimasu Ino-chan, Sakura-chan, it's been a while." Naruto half-smiled.
"Naruto, when did you get ears and a tail? It's sexy!" Ino reached up to touch his ears when a hand came out of nowhere and snatched onto it with a vice-grip.
The two girls looked behind them to only cower in fright as Sasuke's face adorned a dark look to it. "Don't touch him. He's my seme and I'm my seme's teme, got that?" Sasuke snarled before releasing Ino's wrist. The two girls ran off, leaving a dust cloud behind them in fear of the Uchiha's wrath.
Naruto chuckled. "Possessive much?"
Sasuke pulled him into a hug and latched onto him with a goofy smile. "My seme, MINE."
The blonde blinked in wonder as he put up a henge of his formal, human self. Gotta remember to put that back into use every morning. Sasuke knows how to be silly? That's a first... He smiled and chuckled to himself before pulling away from Sasuke to hold his hand. "Let's go, for once I want some barbeque instead of ramen."
"What? The great Uzumaki Naruto doesn't want ramen?"
"Would you prefer it if I did?"
"NO! No, it's a nice change. Let's go before I lose my appetite."
After an interesting lunch that involved several rounds of footsy under the table and a quickie in the bathroom the two walked around Konoha some more, hand in hand. After a while, the comfortable silence was broken by Naruto's random question, "Do you think the two girls will spill the beans to your fan club?"
"What, that I'm gay?"
"Well, not only that, but I'm the occasional seme."
"I would think so. It's not everyday you find out an Uchiha's an uke."
"I betcha Itachi's an uke."
"WHAT?!"
"Dude, he's totally effeminate. Now I see where you get it from."
"This is true. But- wait, before you said occasional seme. Are you serious?"
"Well, duh, would I kid with something like that?"
"No, but I love you even more for saying it out loud."
"Good, cause you're doing it later when we break in our new apartment once we find one."
"So, we're gonna live together now? Don't you think it's a bit soon?"
Naruto quirked an eyebrow.
"Right, I'm talking to the new Uzumaki Naruto. So, when are we going home hunting?"
"Meh, when we get the chance and when things become inconvenient."
"You just don't feel like doing it now, do you?"
"Not whatsoever. Maybe in another month or so. I know you could pay for it on the spot but I wanna earn some money as well."
"I hate to burst your bubble, dobe, but I'm not gonna buy anyone anything out on a whim. Besides, the Uchiha funds are for emergencies only. I just so happen to have my own money that I earned myself."
Naruto smiled and kissed his beloved on the cheek. "This is going to work out just fine."
"What's going to work out just fine?"
"Us."
"Dobe, of course, you're too good of a seme to let go of just yet."
"Oh really?" Naruto smirked.
"Shut up, don't let it go to your head dumbass."
Naruto pouted but wound up laughing anyway.
"So, what do you want to do later, future Hokage?"
Naruto froze. Oh kami, I forgot to tell him about that. He glanced towards Sasuke, whom recognized his lack of response, and was now looking at him oddly. That's when it hit the darker haired ninja. "You don't want to be Hokage?" Sasuke grabbed his arm and pulled him into a nearby alley.
Naruto shrugged. "It's not that important." he began to walk away when he was slammed against a nearby wall.
"If you actually think I'm gonna believe that horseshit you're wrong. You were so gung ho and headstrong about becoming Hokage. What happened?"
"I said it was nothing."
"Don't you dare start lying to me Uzumaki Naruto or I'll give you a serious ass whooping, new abilities or not. And yes, I know about them. It's not too hard to figure out."
"So, I owe you an explanation, is that it?"
"No, neither do I expect it of you. Though, it would be nice to know about my boyfriends future plans, seeing as I'm a big factor in them. And don't tell me otherwise because I don't plan on leaving any time soon as I've said before."
"All right, all right! To be honest, I don't see the village wanting their new Hokage to look just like the demon they've scorned and rejected all their lives. I've done the one thing that I thought would gain the respect of the village but noooooo it's not good enough for them. They want the whole fucking universe before they make me Hokage."
"Naruto, that age is dying. How many villagers are left over from the war? The war was more than fifty years ago. Do know know who now has your respect? I know I don't count but I'm the one who matters. Anyway, Tsunade, Kakashi, Iruka, Kira, Jiraiya, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, all of our friends, Konohamaru and his gang, they all want you to succeed in becoming Hokage. I don't see anyone else around here saying they want to be Hokage so I guess you're the only one that's left."
"Sasuke...the elders-"
"Are old, crusty, and senile. Tsunade doesn't really care about their opinions anyway. She wants you to become her successor and it's better to have me guilt trip you about it rather than her beat you into doing it."
Naruto cringed. "Point taken."
"They don't call me a genius for nothing."
"Oh, stop being smug and walk me to the tower."
"So? Will I be showered with presents by our upcoming Hokage?"
Naruto quirked an eyebrow and smirked. "You must be on something. You can have the privilege of being in my bed every night."
"Ha! I can last longer than you when it comes down to celibacy."
"Oh really? Wanna bet on it?"
"Nope."
"All right let's-! Huh? Wait, why not?"
"I may be able to be celibate for as long as neccessary doesn't mean I wanna do it. I like being fucked by my kitsune."
"Hmmm, you're right. Besides, I think we're past petty bets don't you?"
"Hn. Though, betting with another contest for something entirely different, however, is open for suggestion." Sasuke smirked.
The blonde was intrigued. "And? What did you have in mind?"
Naruto immediately gulped seeing the feral look on Sasuke's face.
Tsunade was happily taking her nap when a pouting Naruto burst into her room with a grinning Sasuke behind him. Wait, grinning? Well well well, good work Naruto. "All right gaki, make this quick. I wanna get another hour of sleep in before Shizune comes back in here to bust my ass for slacking." Tsunade yawned and stretched as she listened to Naruto.
"All right baa-chan, I know you know that I didn't want to be Hokage any longer. Why else would the Ero-sennin be reporting to you of my whereabouts and don't tell me it wasn't your idea because you're behind everything. EVERYTHING I TELL YOU! Ahem, so, I decided, with proper convincing that I do wanna be Hokage and if you already found another successor, tough cookies! I'll beat the living shit out of anyone standing in my way!"
"Okay."
"I won't take no for an an- okay?"
Tsunade rolled her eyes. "Yes, okay. I figured someone would bring you around sooner or later. If not I would've beaten you into doing it again anyways."
Sasuke smirked at his lover, an "I told you so" look in his eye. Tsunade automatically knew who knocked some sense into the blonde.
"So, blondie, your training starts next week and you'll be training with me for two years straight to master all I have to teach you. I'm not gonna take any crap from you and I don't expect you to slack either. With your new stamina and abilities I wouldn't be surprised if you surpassed your father."
Naruto beamed with pride. He thought highly of his deceased father. Compliments of succeeding even his father, one of the greatest shinobi to have ever lived, would only push himself to meet the expectations of not only his sensei but of himself.
"For now, enjoy the rest of your vacation. You're going to need it with the training ahead. Now, go away so I can take my nap." Tsunade said with a yawn. Before she brought her arms down she felt someone squeezing her middle and looked down to a mop of blonde hair. She smiled affectionately and patted her "brother" on the back. "Arigatou, Tsunade-sama. See you next week!" Naruto said before running out of the door. Sasuke turned to leave when Tsunade's voice stopped him mid stride. "Thank you Sasuke." He only gave her a kind smile before walking out and shutting the door. Finally! Sleep! Tsunade then took her awaited nap.
Outside the Hokage tower Naruto stopped to give Sasuke a hug and a long, drawn out kiss on the lips. "Thank you Sasuke. I'm gonna be the best Hokage/boyfriend/lover a guy can ever have." Naruto said giving him another hug.
Sasuke chuckled. "Well, you have two of the three down pat already. Though, that does remind me, I did win our bet dobe. I get to top the next three times whenever, wherever, and however I want." He licked his lips.
Naruto sighed and scratched the back of his head. "Perve."
"You know it and love it. Come on, I'll buy us some ramen for later."
"Really? Awe, Sasuke, I love you!"
"You better. Besides, if I can't even treat my boyfriend to dinner, what kind of man would I be?"
"A woman?"
"Again, not funny, dobe."
"Oh well, I tried."
"Oh, and dobe?"
"Hm?"
"I love you too."
AN: YAY!!!! LAST CHAPTER IS DONE!!!!!! Though, I will be posting an epilogue so don't fret people. You get to see Naruto become Hokage! Woot. Until then!