Disclaimer: I do not own Rock Your Body or the label that produced it.
Note: I filtered out the curse words and anything involving nudity to keep it kid-friendly.
Rosie stood atop the stairs as the show came back from commercial. It was time for the first music performance of the night. "He's about to start his first solo tour this year, but he's here tonight to rock your's and our girl Kim's body. Our buddy Justin Timberlake!" Rosie announced. With that, the song Rock Your Body started playing. Justin and Kim then stepped onto the stage in front of a screaming audience. They then started dancing.
Kim tried her best to not freeze and faint on live television in front of millions of people, not counting her family and friends watching back in Middleton. Luckily, Justin stayed by her side through the whole song. And Kim amazingly kept up with the moves and music, proving once again that she can do anything. While all of this was going on, Kim still couldn't believe that she was dancing with the hottest singer on the earth.
Justin: Don't be so quick to walk away (Dance with me)
I wanna rock your body, please stay (Dance with me)
You don't have to admit you wanna play (Dance with me)
Just let me rock you till the break of day (Dance with me)
Got time, but I don't mind
Just wanna rock you girl
I'll have whatever you have
Come on let's give it a whirl
See I've been watching you
And I like the way you move
So go ahead girl, just do it
Justin spun Kim around which she liked. "Whoo!" Kim squealed. "Put your hands up!" She shouted to the auidence. They did just that.
Justin: So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more
And you could all meet me in the middle of the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smelling right
So you past to the left, and you sail to the right
Don't be so quick to walk away (Dance with me)
I wanna rock your body, please stay (Dance with me)
You don't have to admit you wanna play (Dance with me)
Just let me rock you till the break of day (Dance with me)
I don't mean no harm
Just wanna rock you girl
Make a move, but be calm
Let's go, let's give it a whirl
See, it appears to me
You like the way I move
I tell you what I'm gonna do
Pull you close and share my grooves
So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more
And you could all meet me in the middle of the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smelling right
So you past to the left, and you sail to the right
Don't be so quick to walk away (Dance with me)
I wanna rock your body, please stay (Dance with me)
You don't have to admit you wanna play (Dance with me)
Just let me rock you till the break of day (Dance with me)
Kim wanted to do more than play with Justin. She wanted to try her singing voice for the first time. Her parents told her that she has a great singing voice. So, why not try it right now?
Kim: Talk to me boy
Justin: No disrespect, I don't mean no harm
Kim: Talk to me boy
Justin: I can't wait to have you in my arms
Kim: Talk to me boy
Justin: Better hurry up, cause you're taking too long
Kim: Talk to me boy
Justin: Bet I have you mine by the end of this song
So what did you come here for
Kim: I came to dance with you
Justin: You don't wanna hit the floor
Kim: Get some romance with you
Justin: Been searching for love evermore
Kim: I'll take a chance
Justin & Kim: If love is here on the floor
Justin and Kim then proceeded to the center of the stage where they gave a dance that would make Bonnie and Brick jealous. Moving like video game characters, complete with sound effects, the teen hero and male singer danced like crazy. Kim was sure that by the time this performance was over, Bonnie would never want to listen to Justin Timberlake again.
Kim and Justin then joined the dancers for one last verse and dance. "Everybody put your hands up!" Kim shouted again. The audience did just that.
Justin: Don't be so quick to walk away (Dance with me)
I wanna rock your body, please stay (Dance with me)
You don't have to admit you wanna play (Dance with me)
Just let me rock you till the break of day (Dance with me)
Kim: Talk to me boy
Justin: No disrespect, I don't mean no harm
Kim: Talk to me boy
Justin: I can't wait to have you in my arms
Kim and the rest of the dancers started to leave the stage.
Kim: Talk to me boy
Justin: Better hurry up, cause you're taking too long
Kim: Talk to me boy
Justin: Bet I have you mine by the end of this song
Once Justin was alone, he finished the performace with beatboxing. The crowd went wild. Once he was done, he simply said, "Thanks."
As Justin left the stage, Kim started cheering along with Rosie, Ron, SpongeBob, The PowerPuff Girls, Lisa, and the crowd. Kim finally got to make one of her dreams come true. She got to dance with the cute, talented, hot Justin Timberlake. It was a performance that everyone in Middleton wouldn't forget.
"He's a cutie patootie!" Rosie exclaimed.
"For now and ever!" Kim squealed. As much as she would love to continue to relish this moment, she had serious focusing to do. She needed to get the slime back. "Do you guys wanna see Tony Hawk set the world record skateboarding slime jump?" She asked the crowd. They screamed, "Yeah!"
"Well, you can't till we get the slime back." SpongeBob said. It was time for the next video game challenge.
"Thanks SpongeBob. And speaking of who, our next video game challenge is SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of The Flying Dutchman. And here to play the game, from the movie Uptown Girls, my friend Brittany Murphy! And-" Kim announced before Ron cut her off.
"Kim! Let me do it! Please..." Ron begged. He loved this celebrity. He prepared a special introduction for him and his fans. Rufus pulled out Kim's puppy dog pout. Kim smiled. How could she say no to Ron now?
"Ok Ron. You can." Kim agreed. She promised to let Ron be himself during the show.
"Boo-Yah! And from Welcome to the Jungle, the ultimate king of pain, the master of hurt, the toughest of the tough, the one and only, THE ROCK!" Ron announced boldly. Kim smiled at Ron. Seeing him happy was good. Kim, Rosie, Ron, SpongeBob, and Patrick then made their way to the game station controller. Brittany Murphy and The Rock then entered the game station.
Brittany giggled. She was excited be here with all the kids' and her friend Kim. "Hi everybody!" She said. Brittany then gave a shout out to two of her girlfriends back home. "Hi Natalie and Kate!" She blew a kiss to the camera.
The WWE star was also excited to be here with his fans. Especially his biggest fan, Ron. Kim knew Ron loved wrestling. And even though she didn't like the sport, she thought that The Rock was the coolest. He rolled up his sleeves, ready to take on the most evil villain he's ever fought. "Kim! Rosie!" Dwyane exclaimed happily.
"Hi Kim!" Brittany said excited to see her girlfriend.
"Hi Brittany!" Kim said hugging the movie star.
"Hi!" Rosie exclaimed happily hugging Brittany. Dwyane then proceeded to give Kim a bear hug. It was a little too snug, but Kim didn't mind.
"Hi Dwayne!" Kim said. Despite his tough wrestler exterior, Dwyane happened to be a nice guy.
"Hi! You're gonna save the slime!" Rosie yelled happily while hugging Dwayne. Ron couldn't believe he was standing at least four inches from his favorite pro wrestler. Dwyane then noticed Ron, and then scooped him up in his arms and carried him of his shoulder. This made Kim, Rosie and Brittany giggle. "Get over here!"
"Hi everybody! How are you?" Brittany said to the crowd. They cheered. Dwayne then started to put Ron down slowly. 'I can't believe it! I just got picked up by The Rock!' Ron thought. They then proceeded to join their cartoon co-hosts by the game controller.
"Thanks so much for coming!" Kim said with a smile.
"Kim, it's the least I can do after you saved me from that carjacker." Brittany said, flashing back to when her life was threatened by a crazed fan who wanted her car. Brittany had to call Kim to fight him off.
"No big. He totally had it coming!" Kim said.
"Right. Now, since this is SpongeBob's game, he'll give you the mission." Rosie explained. SpongeBob then cleared his throat as he explained the mission.
"You must make sure I take down seven of The Flying Dutchman's ghostly skeletons and not get killed by them and die of horrible video game death." SpongeBob said. "That's pretty much it."
"Wow... seven skeletons. That's a lot of fighting." Dwyane said. He thought that the challenge would be too much for two players. "I think I should take this one Rosie." Kim grew surprised at Dwayne's comment.
"You? Solo player?" Kim asked. She liked Dwyane, but thought his talents were limited to wrestling and acting.
"Hey, give The Rock some slack KP. He happens to have the top scores on the best wrestling video games." Ron defened Dwyane. Jade rolled her eyes. In her mind, wrestling was fake.
"So? Everybody knows that wrestling is fake." Jade arugued. Ron glowered at the pre-teen.
"Hey don't think I didn't hear that!" Ron yelled. Rufus glowered in agreement.
"She's actually right." Blossom explained. "Brittany should be able to take this one if we're gonna go solo." Brittany smiled at her.
"No! Video games has always been a media built exclusivly for the male human." Jimmy explained. All the cartoon girls then became offended at the 10 year old genuis.
"Just because you're a genius, doesn't mean you're right all the time!" Lisa argued. Before this turned into a shouting match, Patrick said something completely irrelevant.
"For pete's sake! Can't we just agree that rocks have more currency than clams?!" Patrick yelled. The rest of the gang just stared at the pink starfish, like what in the world did he just say?
"That doesn't even have anything to do with what we're talking about!" Jade yelled.
"Oh yeah. I thought we were just yelling stuff." Patrick said. Kim then decided to help pick a player before this turns into a fight.
"Ok. Why don't we just flip a coin?" Kim suggested. Everybody else agreed it would be the best option. "SpongeBob, do you have a quarter?"
"It's your lucky day young lady!" SpongeBob said pulling out a quarter from his pocket.
"Brittany call it." Kim said.
"Heads." Brittany said. SpongeBob then flipped the coin. Once it was on the ground, the co-hosts looked at the result.
"Drats! It's tails." Jade said disappointed.
"Boo-Yah! The Rock's gonna take home the gold!" Ron yelled happily with Rufus. Just then, Drakken appeared on the big screen.
"You don't know when to give up? Do you Possible?!" Drakken asked.
"Giving up? Moi? So not!" Kim said with determination in her eyes.
"And you think your so called tough friend can defeat me?! He's nothing more than a girl!" Drakken said mockingly. Dwyane grew offended by that comment.
"What did you call me?!" Dwyane shouted.
"You heard me tough guy!" Drakken replied.
"I'll pull you out of that screen, RIGHT NOW!" Dwyane yelled.
"That's The Rock! You guys will give us some help out there?" Rosie shouted. The audience screamed "Yes!"
"Great! You ready Rock, my man?" Ron asked.
"You know it!" Rock yelled.
"Alright then. SpongeBob, go!" Jade yelled. With that, the challenge started. Dwyane thought to himself that he would win this one. But, to everyone's but Kim's, Jade's and Brittany's surprise, he was getting his butt kicked by the first skeleton. Dwyane tried to fight back, but he was not good.
"Ow!" SpongeBob yelled. He wasn't really hurting, but seeing his video game avatar dying was enough for him. Dwyane tried fruitlessly to kick back, but he lost his last life and lost the challenge.
"Oh no!" Ron yelled. He couldn't believe that his wrestling hero got his butt kicked by a ghost skeleton. Clearly, he was better at just wrestling and acting.
"Well Dwyane, I hate to say it but that skeleton kicked your butt." Rosie said sadly.
"Not to fret. The manual says that we can have a rematch." Kim explained with a smile.
"Great! I won't lose this time!" Dwyane said eagerly before Kim stopped him.
"Actually, I think we should let Brittany take this one. Right?" Kim asked the audience.
"Yeah!" They screamed.
"Great! Cause I have something better than strength." Brittany said. Ron was still unsure about the movie star's game playing abilities.
"Oh yeah? And what is that?" Ron asked. Brittany pulled out a little handbook from her pocket.
"Cheat codes!" Brittany yelled happily. Ron's jaw just dropped open. Clearly he underestimated Brittany.
"Now we're talking!" Jade yelled out.
"Can you win this one Brittany?" Kim asked her friend.
"Definitely." Brittany said. She then pressed the restart button, resetting the challenge. Amazingly, Brittany beat the first and second skeleton with ease. Clearly, she memorized the cheat codes. Ron just watched in awe as Brittany moved through the challenge breakingly, beating the third, fourth and fifth skeletons.
"Wow! Look at me go!" SpongeBob yelled happily. He couldn't believe how good his avatar is doing. Brittany then beat the last two skeletons with amazing feat winning the challenge.
"Yeah! You win!" Rosie yelled happily. "Come on!" They then ran towards the red lever. "Let's see if we got enough slime energy to make this the slimiest Kids' Choice ever!"
"Wait! Hey Dwyane, why don't you pull it?" Kim suggested. Dwyane thought this would be his chance to redeem his loss.
"Yeah! That'll be great." Dwyane said stepped toward the red lever.
"Alright. Dwyane, pull!" Rosie said. With that, Dwyane pulled the lever expecting to get covered in slime. But instead, he was covered in a smelly fishing net. Something you would find on SpongeBob's show.
"That's a big note!" SpongeBob joked. "Get it? Big no? Big net?" SpongeBob laughed.
"Ok. We get it." Ron said.
"Don't worry. We still got two challenges to go." Kim assured everybody.
"Alright. Brittany, Dwyane, why don't you help Kim and SpongeBob give out the Orange Blimp for Favorite Buttkickers?" Rosie asked.
"Sure. Alright." Brittany agreed and with that she with Kim, Ron, Rufus, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Dwyane made their way to the podium with Dwyane trying to get out of the fishing net.
Ron and Kim were excited to present this award because they happened to be one of the four nominees in this special category. Kim was just thrilled to be nominated with all the other great female buttkickers. Right now, Kim couldn't stop smiling at the mess Dwyane gotten himself into. "You know, that seaweed is actually good for your skin." Kim said.
"She's right. It's done wonders for Patrick." SpongeBob said.
"You make a good point Kim." Dwyane said. Brittany then started to present the award.
"Last year, we had an amazing array of buttkickers from both boys and girls. This year's nominees for Favorite Male Buttkicker include, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, a limo driver with a dashing tuxedo, a boy who has amazing monkey kung fu powers." Brittany explained. Ron smiled to himself. He knew that Brittany was talking about him.
"And of course, me!" Dwyane said. He of course was a nominee for this category.
"That's right Dwyane. Let's take a look at your nominees in action." Kim said. Cosmo and Wanda then announced the nominees. The nominee clips happen to contain their most worthy moments of butt kicking.
Favorite Male Buttkicker
Jackie Chan (The moment in The Tuxedo where he fights off the villain plays.)
Tobey Maguire (The moment in Spider-Man where he fights The Green Goblin for the first time plays.)
The Rock (The moment in The Scorpion where he lashes out his swords plays.)
Ron Stoppable (The moment in the episode "Monkey Fist Strikes" where he knocked out Monkey Fist plays.)
Ron then crossed his fingers, hoping to be this year's winner. "And your Favorite Male Buttkicker is..." SpongeBob said before Rufus pulled down the handle revealing the winner.
"Jackie Chan!" Wanda announced. The crowd went wild. Ron smiled. Sure he was disappointed in not winning, but he was just happy to be here.
Jackie made his way to the stage. This was his second win for that category. He loved the energy of the place. It made him feel happy. Once he grabbed his Orange Blimp, he hugged Brittany, Kim and SpongeBob. He then gave high fives to Ron, Rufus and The Rock. He was ready to make his speech.
"What can I say? Except, thank you for voting for me. And you all kick butt!" Jackie said happily. As he left the stage, Kim gave Ron a pat on the back and a smile.
"You took losing very well." Kim said impressed.
"Hey, it's not about winning. I still got the burp contest." Ron said. Rufus hugged his master. Dwyane then started to present the other award.
"In 2002, a whole new generation of girl buttkickers came out and blew us away. This year's nominees for Favorite Female Buttkicker include, a pre-teen girl who loves martial arts and magic, a teenage vampire slayer, a girl hero who can do anything!" Dwyane explained. Kim smiled. She did prepared herself in the unlikely event that she does win. But, she was just happy to be nominated. "And of course, three incredibly cute superheroes."
"And here are your gals in action!" Ron said. Cosmo and Wanda then announced the nominees.
Favorite Female Buttkicker
Jade Chan (The moment from her show 'Jackie Chan Adventures' where she takes on The Sky Demon with the help of The Rooster and Rabbit talismans plays.)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (A moment from her show 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' where she tackles three vampires in a alley plays.)
Kim Possible (The moment from the episode 'Bueno Nacho' where she fights Shego inside The World's Largest Cheese Wheel plays.)
The PowerPuff Girls (The moment from their movie where they take down a Kong sized Mojo-Jojo plays.)
Kim smiled. They were all great buttkickers. "And your Favorite Female Buttkicker is..." Brittany says before Rufus pulled down the handle.
"Kim Possible!" Wanda announced. The crowd went wild. Kim gasped. She actually won a Kids' Choice Award!
"KP! You won!" Ron yelled happily.
"You did it!" Rufus squeaked out. Kim was close to tears when she was handed her Orange Blimp.
"Oh my god! I don't believe this!" Kim squealed. She must have felt like when Nick Cannon won for the first time. Before she could say anything, Dwyane had another announcement.
"Kim, before you say anything, I just wanted say that the fans out there love you so much, that you are the first winner in a tie for Favorite Cartoon!" Dwyane said. Kim was close to fainting when Ron caught her. Kim just smiled. This was her lucky day. She got to dance with her favorite singer and she won two Kids' Choice Awards. "The second winner will be announced later." Dwyane continued.
Kim was the happiest girl tonight. Ron then grabbed the second Blimp and gave it to Kim. Kim just shook her head. "You keep it. We both won after all." Kim said with a smile. Ron was a huge part of the team after all. Ron smiled at Kim's warm gesture. Kim then started to make her speech. "I first wanna thank my best friend Ron, his cute naked mole rat Rufus and my friend Wade who runs my website. I wanna thank my loving mom and dad who happen to be a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon for supporting me. My incredibly annoying but likable twin brothers Jim and Tim. My girlfriend Monique. The entire student body at Middleton High including the cheer squad. And finally, all of you! Thank you for voting! See ya!"
With that, Kim, Ron, Rufus, Brittany, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Dwyane left the stage. Jade, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup then entered. "You guys having fun?!" Buttercup yelled. The audience screamed, "Yeah!"
"We are too! But, it would be even more fun if we had the slime back. And set the world record skateboarding slime jump." Bubbles said sadly.
"No problem! We still got two challenges left! In the meantime, let's get to my favorite part of the show, The Celebrity Burp Award!" Jade yelled. The crowd roared.
"Here to help us present it, from 8 Simple Rules, Kaely Cuoco!" Blossom announced.
"From Gilmore Girls, Alexis Bledel!" Buttercup said.
"And last year's slime stunt diver, BMX champion, Dave Mirra!" Jade said. With that, they walked towards the podium where they saw Kaely, Alexis and Dave walking down the stairs. Jade was excited to see Dave again. She remembers when she first met him last year when he offered to tackle world record bike slime dive.
The girls were excited to meet both Kaely and Alexis. They loved both 8 Simple Rules and Gilmore Girls. They watch both of them everyday if they could. As the three of them made it to the podium, Kaely and Alexis gave Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup a series of hugs. Dave and Jade high fived each other. They then proceeded to present the special award.
"Ok. The next award is a Kids' Choice Awards staple. And it's gonna take all seven of us to present it. It's The Third Annual Celebrity Burp Award." Kaely said.
"The first ever winner was Kids' WB star and Kids' Choice favorite, Jade Chan, who blew the competition away. Literally." Alexis explained. Jade just smiled to herself. She wasn't The Princess of Burping for nothing.
"But last year was so close, we had a burp off between Jessica Alba and cartoon dog Scooby-Doo. And you made it a tie." Dave said. Jade remembered last year when both of them faced off. The viewers couldn't decide whose burp was great. So, they decided to pick them both. Now, it was time to crown a new champion.
"So, let's take a look at this year's belching banshee's." Blossom said. With that and a sound effect burp, the 11 nominees were shown.
Celebrity Burp Award
Tony Hawk: Holding his young son, he let out a two or three burps. Not loud but good enough.
Ron Stoppable: After hogging down burritos and Nachos, he let out a big 'Boo-Yah' burp. It was smelly, but great.
Britney Spears: Holding a can of soda, the pop star let it out. After she did, she was happy for finally burping on live television.
SpongeBob SquarePants: After eating the right amount of Krabby Patties, he burped out his signature phrase, 'I'm ready!' A creative burp.
Lil' Romeo: The young rap star let out a weak burp. "I tried." He laughed. That was actually good enough.
Patrick Star: The pink sea creature let out a loud, 'Hi SpongeBob!' Another creative burp.
Drew Barrymore: One of Charlie's Angels let it out. She then smiled to herself. Great burp.
Buttercup: After eating tons of candy, the young superhero let out a upset stomach burp. Weird, but good enough.
Justin Timberlake: The singer let it out. And like Lil' Fizz said, it was loud. It's clear they have may a winner.
Rufus: After eating nachos with Ron, the naked mole rat let out a loud burp. It wasn't loud like Justin's, but pretty amazing.
Matthew Lillard: The star of Scooby-Doo let out a petty burp. "Ok. I know that wasn't very loud. But, here's the deal: I burped and farted at the exact same time." He explained. That impressive feat was good enough.
As the crowd cheered, Jade and Buttercup were growing worried about the clear front runner, Justin Timberlake. It was better than anyone elses.
"OK. You guys at home are to decide the winner. We want you to go online right now and vote for your favorite celebrity burper." Jade said.
"That's right. Vote for the burp you love the most and we'll have the winner by the end of the show." Dave said.
"We'll see you guys soon!" Bubbles said. It was time for another commercial.
"Coming up, Charlie's Angels. Brad Pitt. An amazing performance by B2K. And our super surprise secret celebrity guest! All on your way, at The USCA Choice Awards." Cosmo announced.
"It's The Kids' Choice Awards you moron!" Wanda yelled at her idiot husband.
"Really? Then what am I supposed to do with these cows?" Cosmo asked. Just then, a 'Moo!' came over the intercom. Wanda groaned. And then, we go to commercial.
Coming soon on my backstage segment, Jimmy and Bart meet Drake and Josh, Kim rubs her victory in Bonnie's face with a phone call from Justin and SpongeBob meets one of his biggest fans: Kelly Osbourne.
Who do you think should win the burp award? Leave your ideas in the review section.