We're back from commercial and outside by the stunt tank. TV star Melissa Joan Hart is still right there with skateboard legend Tony Hawk. "Hey everybody. Melissa Joan Hart here with the original king of extreme Tony Hawk." Melissa said. Just then, Kim came flying in doing a triple backflip with grace before landing. The crowd went wild. "Hey! It's Kim!"
"Hi Melis! Hi Tony!" Kim greeted the two. "Just dropping by. See how things are going."
"Well Kim, as you know Tony was supposed to set a new world record by skateboard jumping into this slime tank, filled with tons and tons of glorious slime. But, Dr. Drakken stole it!" Melissa explained.
"I know." Kim said feeling guilty.
"We're ready to set the record Kim! But, we need the slime! I wanna set the record!" Tony explained. He really wanted to set this new amazing feat.
"I know. Which is why I brought something to cheer you up!" Kim said with a smile. She then pulled out the Orange Blimp. "Oh look Tony! You're the Kids' Choice for Favorite Male Athlete!" Tony was surprised.
"Oh wow! Thanks Kim!" Tony said hugging the teen hero.
"No big! Well, I gotta get back to the stage. See ya!" Kim said as she left to make her back inside.
"Wow! This is incredible." Tony said. He then began to make his speech. "I just wanna thank all the fans who voted for me. You guys rock! And I wanna thank Activision and EA for their incredible help with the video games. And, let's get the slime back!"
The camera then cuts back to the stage where Rosie, SpongeBob, Patrick, Jade, Ron, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Bart, Lisa, and Jimmy standing by the station controller. "Alright Tony! We'll get it back. We're just waiting for-" Rosie explained when she saw Kim standing right behind her.
"Hey Rosie." Kim said casually. Rosie and Ron were surprised. Kim must walked incredibly fast.
"KP! How'd you-" Ron tried to ask.
"Took a shortcut. Anyway, let's get the slime back! The next video game challenge is Mario Party 4. And here to play it, are my friends, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu! Charlie's Angels!" Kim announced.
With that, Cameron, Drew and Lucy entered and greeted the amazing crowd of kids. They were so giddy to be there. As soon as they were done with the crowd, Cameron and Drew saw Kim. "Hi Kim!" Both Drew and Cameron greeted Kim.
"Hi Cameron! Hi Drew!" Kim said hugging the action stars. Ron, Patrick, Jimmy and Rufus's mouths dropped open. They wanted to be close to those ladies. They were both tough and beautiful.
"Alright! At long last! The three toughest ladies in the universe are ready to take on the most evil guy in the villain universe!" Rosie yelled happily as Lucy hugged Kim.
"Thanks so much for coming!" Kim yelled excitedly.
"Kim, we have our mission! And we will not fail!" Cameron said with determination.
"We're playing Mario Party 4. We got to make sure Luigi stays afloat on his shell for 30 seconds." Drew explained.
"And avoid the powerful waves." Lucy added.
"That's right! Can you do it Angels?" Kim asked.
"Yes! We're gonna tag team on this one!" Cameron assured.
"Great! Will you guys give us some help?!" Rosie asked the audience. They yelled, "Yes!" Just then, Drakken appeared on the big screen.
"You now ready to give up Possible?" Drakken asked with his evil smile.
"Once again, so not!" Kim striked back.
"Oh, you are so lippy. Well then, have fun failing!" Drakken smirked before he disappeared.
"You girls ready?" Jade asked.
"Yeah!" All three ladies yelled.
"Alright! And..." SpongeBob said before the game appeared on screen.
"Start!" The game said. With that, the challenge started. Mario, Peach and Yoshi started jumping on their rafts, trying to knock down Luigi. The Angels started moving Luigi around the edges making sure he stays afloat.
"Let's go!" Cameron yelled to the audience. They started screaming. 10 seconds in and they seem to be winning.
"Come on you guys! We need your help!" Lucy yelled. The crowd screamed louder. The three ladies were doing an amazing job working together. With 15 seconds left, Mario, Yoshi and Peach increased their jumps. It now looked like that Luigi was slipping.
"You guys got 10 seconds left! Hang on!" Blossom yelled. The waves kept getting powerful. But, Luigi still stayed on for dear life. Five seconds left, it looked like Luigi would fall off, but amazingly he kept on before the challenge ended.
"Finish!" The game said. They knew they won.
"Yeah! We did it!" All three ladies yelled. They then made their way to the red lever.
"Let's get back the slime to make this the messiest Kids' Choice ever!" Rosie yelled.
"You girls ready?" Kim asked.
"We're ready!" All three of them said. "One, two, three!" With that, they pulled the lever expecting to be drenched with slime. But instead, they got covered in spaghetti. Not your usual sliming, but messy.
"Spaghetti?" Lisa asked.
"Not slime. But closer." Jimmy said.
"It's Ok. We still got one challenge left." Kim assured everybody. But Ron was feeling a little panicky.
"Yep. We got this." Ron nervously said.
"Angels, why don't you help The Simpson siblings and Jimmy give out the award for Favorite Male TV Star?" Rosie asked the action stars.
"Yeah!" All three girls agreed. They then made their way to the podium with Bart, Lisa and Jimmy, still covered in spaghetti.
"This year's nominees for your Favorite Male TV Star are incredibly cute, funny and awesome." Cameron explained.
"They range from a uncle who has some serious rules, a dude whose show has some awesome stuff, a lovable idiot and the only genius who isn't Jimmy." Drew explained before she noticed Jimmy's crossed look. "No offense."
"None taken." Jimmy shrugged.
"Here are your nominees." Lucy said. Cosmo and Wanda then announced the nominees.
Favorite Male TV Star
Nick Cannon
Bernie Mac
Ashton Kutcher
Frankie Muniz
"And The Kids' Choice is..." Lisa said. The Angels had trouble finding the handle.
"Where is it?" Cameron asked. Jimmy pointed it to them. "Oh. Right here." Cameron then pulled it down.
"Frankie Muniz!" Wanda announced. The crowd went wild.
Frankie got up from his seat and made his way to the stage. This was his first time winning. As he grabbed his Orange Blimp, he hugged Bart, Jimmy and Lisa. He was apprehensive to hug Charlie's Angels because they were covered in spaghetti, but he did it anyway. "OK. That was the scariest experience of my life. I actually hugged someone with spaghetti on them." Frankie said to the audience starting his speech. "But other than that, thank you guys so much for voting. I've always wanted one of these. So, thanks so much and hope you enjoy the rest of this awesome award show. See you guys later." With that, Frankie and The Angels left the stage.
Bart, Lisa and Jimmy joined their fellow cartoon co-hosts back on the other side of the stage. "So, what's next?" Kim asked.
"Well actually Kim, me, Rufus and the boys are gonna present a new Kids' Choice Award that is so special, that girls can't be here." Ron explained. The girls then stared at Ron.
"Really? And what makes this award so special that we can't join in?" Kim glared at Ron as if he made a sexist comment. Ron didn't want to do it, but he needed Kim and the girls to understand the importance of this award.
"Dare we?" Ron asked Rufus and his fellow cartoon boys. They nodded in agreement. They then proceeded to put their hands under their armpits. Kim and the girls realized what was going to happen and they were terrified.
"No!" All girls yelled.
"We'll go backstage!" Jade exclaimed. With that, Kim, Jade, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Lisa ran towards the exit. They clearly didn't want to be there when they give out that award. The boys just smiled to themselves.
"Nice work Ron!" Bart said impressed.
"Well, I got my Ronness with me. That's good enough." Ron said. Rufus squeaked in agreement.
"Ok. Cosmo, announce the next star." Jimmy called out. With that, the presenter came running down the stairs.
"Here to present the next award, a gentically altered cyborg from the future!" Cosmo announced. SpongeBob was clearly not fooled.
"Hey! You made that up!" SpongeBob yelled out.
"So?" Cosmo asked. Ron decided to correct that mistake.
"From That 70's Show, the only guy other than me who has the Ron Stoppable attitude, Ashton Kutcher!" Ron announced. With that, Ashton jumped off the stairs and joined Ron, Jimmy, Rufus, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Bart onstage. He was totally psyched to be there, with all the fans and his favorite cartoon stars. After giving the boys a series of high fives, he then joined them at the podium.
"Yeah! You guys are awesome!" Ashton yelled to the crowd.
"Thanks for joining us my man!" Ron said.
"No big Ron! I am very honored to present this very special and brand new Kids' Choice award with my fellow boys." Ashton said. "The girls are gone right?" He then whispered into Ron's ear. He nodded. "OK. Good."
"This award goes to the movie which not only captures us with laughs, looks and tears." SpongeBob explained.
"But, it goes even a step further to capture our senses by tickling our noses with a powerful scent." Bart said.
"We're talking about the most special and most coveted award of The Kids' Choice Awards." Jimmy explained.
"It's the award for... Favorite Fart in a Movie!" Ashton announced. The crowd was shocked. Half of them cheered, for the fact that farts are always funny in movies. And half of them booed, thinking that farts are disgusting and juvenile. Whatever the reason, this award is going to be very controversial.
"Yay! Farting!" Rufus cheered.
"That's right Rufus! And here are your nominees!" Ashton said. With that, Cosmo and Wanda announced the nominees.
Favorite Fart in a Movie
Scooby-Doo (Farting in front of Daphne.)
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (Farting an explosion)
Master of Disguise (Farting in a limo)
Austin Powers 3 (Farting after a touchy moment.)
Rufus, Ron, SpongeBob and Patrick couldn't stop laughing after the nominees were shown. "And the Kids' Choice is..." Ashton said before Ron pulled down the handle.
"Scooby-Doo!" Wanda announced. The crowd went wild.
"Accepting for Scooby-Doo, Matthew Lillard!" Wanda said. Shaggy himself started running towards the stage to grab his award. This was his first ever win. After grabbing his Orange Blimp, he hugged Ashton, SpongeBob and Ron. This was a Kids' Choice milestone in the making.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Matthew yelled happily. He was close to tears. "First of all thank you to my mom, dad and sister for teaching me to fart! My wife who farts with me! I love you honey! My little girl who farts and giggles! Farts and giggles! Farts and giggles! We're a big farting family! Thank you Nickelodeon for creating this award! And finally, you guys! Scooby-Doo 2 will be coming out next year! So be on the look out! Thank you!" With that, Matthew, Ashton, Ron, Rufus, SpongeBob, Patrick, Jimmy and Bart left the stage. It was time for another commercial.
"Coming up, Marques Houston, B2K, Brad Pitt, Will Smith. Cameron Diaz presents The Celebrity Burp Award. And our super secret celebrity guest!" Wanda announced.
"But we gotta get the slime back!" Cosmo said panicky. "Slime! Where are you?!" And then, we go to commercial.
Coming soon on my backstage segment, Kim rubs elbows with Kelly Osbourne, SpongeBob meets another crazed fan and Ron, Jade and Jimmy help B2K get prepped.