We're back from commercial. Rosie is on the stage. It's time for the award that everybody's been waiting for: The Celebrity Burp Award. "Here with Jimmy, Bart and Lisa, movie star Cameron Diaz!" Rosie announced. With that, Jimmy, Lisa, Bart, and Cameron entered the stage holding The Burp Award. It was time to crown a new champion.
"In 2001, Kids' Choice has made burping a staple. Since we crowned the first winner, The Burp Award has been a tradition that we hope to continue in the following years." Cameron said.
"You heard the fizzles, the nozzles, the loud, the quiet, the strong, and the weak. And you voted for your favorite celebrity burp." Jimmy said.
"And here to help us present it..." Bart said.
"...Her royal highness, the princess of burping..." Lisa continued.
"...The first ever Celebrity Burp winner, Jade Chan!" Cameron finished. As a mix of royal fanfare and hip hop music played, Jade entered the stage with The PowerPuff Girls carrying her 'throne'. Amazingly, they never got wore out. Cameron, Bart, Jimmy, and Lisa then bowed down in respect. Jade was clearly royalty when it came to burping. As Jade reached the podium, she started to speak.
"My subjects, we had an amazing time with soda and fast food. And now, it's time to crown a new celebrity into burp royalty." Jade said with that cute fake British accent. She loved being princess of burping. "And our 2003 Burp Champion is..." Jade announced pointing to the big screen where the winner was shown. It was none other than... Justin Timberlake for his loud burp. The crowd went wild. Jade and Buttercup were shocked. But, they quickly got over it. He earned the crown. He was now the prince of burps.
"...Justin Timberlake!" Cameron announced. As the hip hop royal fanfare mix played, Justin made his way to the stage to get his crown and trophy. As soon as he saw Jade, he knelt down.
"Your majesty." Justin said in awe. Jade then placed the crown on top of him. Justin smiled to himself. He then grabbed his burp award and started his speech with a shout out to one of his biggest fans. "Eat your heart out, Kelly Rowland!" The crowd laughed at that. "But seriously, I just wanna thank you all so much for voting for me. I happen to take my burping very seriously. I'm just glad it wasn't an award for farting, cause I would have won easily. I'm now the prince of burping! Thank you!"
With that, Jimmy, Bart, Justin, Lisa, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Cameron, and Jade left the stage. SpongeBob, Kim, Ron, Rufus, and Patrick entered.
"Boo-Yah! Are you guys having a good time?!" Ron asked the crowd. They screamed, "Yes!"
"We got one more challenge left, and then we'll get ready to set a new slime world record." Kim said. "But right now, here to help us present the award for Favorite Movie..."
"...From the movie, Like Mike, Bow-Wow..." SpongeBob continued.
"...And my very good friend, Mandy Moore!" Kim finished. With that, they moved to the podium where they saw Bow-Wow and Mandy enter the stage. As they met at the podium, Bow-Wow high fived Ron and Rufus. Mandy gave SpongeBob and Kim hugs. Mandy and Kim go way back. Kim saved her life once. Mandy payed her back by giving her tickets to one of her concerts. "Hi Mandy!"
"Hi Kim! How you been?" Mandy asked her girlfriend.
"I'm great." Kim said with a smile. She then turned to Bow-Wow. "Hey Bow-Wow."
"Hey Kim! You've been tight girl?" Bow-Wow asked.
"Yeah. You know it!" Kim said before she pulled out her Kimmunicator. "By the way, a friend of mine wants to talk to you." She handed The Kimmunicator to him. Bow-Wow took it, probably thinking it was one of Kim's girlfriends on the cheer squad.
"Hey. What's up?" Bow-Wow greeted. He saw that it was Kim's 10 year old friend Wade.
"Where's my 30 bucks?!" Wade said angrily. Bow-Wow tried to calm the situation down, but Wade was having none of it. He wanted his money.
"Look, I told you not to call me during work dawg! Give me time!" Bow Wow yelled.
"Bow-Wow, I think you should give Wade his money." Kim said.
"Yeah. You should. I got into trouble for that sorta thing. And I'll always remember the mental pain that it caused." Patrick said wisely. Everybody else just looked at Patrick in amazement, like they were thinking, 'Did the big pink idiot actually say something smart?' Bow-Wow couldn't argue with that.
"OK." Bow-Wow agreed. He then pulled out 30 dollars. "Here. Give this to Wade." He said as he gave the money to Kim.
"You rock, Bow-Wow!" Kim said with a smile.
"That's nice. Anyway, this year's nominees for Favorite Movie are truly great." Mandy explained.
"They range from, a super-hero defending the city he loves, a groovy time traveling spy who saves the world, the adventures of a boy wizard and his friends, and a girl and her alien dog." Ron explained. "You know, I was pretty confused by that last one. I mean the alien dig is pretty freaky."
"Uh-huh. Freaky." Rufus squeaked in agreement.
"Ron. It's just a movie." Kim said.
"Here are your nominees." Bow-Wow said. Cosmo and Wanda then announced the nominees.
Favorite Movie
Spider-Man
Austin Powers 3
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets
Lilo and Stitch
"And The Kids' Choice Award goes to..." Kim said before Rufus pulls down the handle.
"Austin Powers 3!" Wanda announced. The crowd went wild.
"Accepting for Austin Powers 3, Mike Myers!" Wanda announced. Mike then made his way to the stage, greeting fans along the way. As he made it to the stage, he grabbed his Orange Blimp and hugged Kim, Ron, Bow-Wow, Mandy, SpongeBob, and Patrick before making his speech.
"Oh yeah! Thank you to New Line Cinema. Thank you to Beyonce Knowles and Mini-Me. And you! Thank you for voting!" Mike said. With that, he leaves the stage. Kim, Ron, Rufus, SpongeBob, and Patrick joined Rosie and their fellow cartoon co-hosts by the controller.
"OK! We got one last challenge left! This might be the one! Kim, we're ready?" Rosie asked.
"You know it! And this one is the one! We're going to get the slime back! The challenge is Harry Potter! And here to play the game, the top two from American Idol, my friends Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini! " Kim announced. With that, Justin and Kelly entered. Both we're excited to make their award show debut and see Kim.
"Hi Kim!" Kelly said rushing over to hug Kim.
"Hi Kelly! Hi Justin!" Kim said happily hugging Kelly.
"Hi Rosie!" Justin said hugging Rosie.
"Hi! You made it! Come on over here!" Rosie said as she guided the two to the game station.
"I can't tell you guys how much I appericate this! You guys know your mission?" Kim asked.
"Do we? Kelly and I are playing Harry Potter. The game is Quidditch. The first one to catch the golden snitch wins!" Justin explained.
"Yeah! And then, we're gonna pull the red lever and get back the slime!" Kelly said with determination.
"Cool! One question though, which teams are you guys on?" Bart asked.
"Kelly is on HufflePuff. And I'm on Gryffindor." Justin explained.
"Alright! This is the last challenge guys! We need you to get as loud as you can! Can you do that?!" Jimmy yelled to the crowd. They screamed, "Yes!" Ron was both hoping that they would either win or lose. If they won, he would be happy they took down Drakken. But, his plan B would not be happy. If they lost, it would be a major blow to Kim. But, his plan B would prevail.
"You guys ready?!" Kim asked.
"We're ready!" Kelly said.
"Alright! Gryffindor, HufflePuff... Go!" Blossom yelled. With that, the game started. With Justin playing as Harry Potter and Kelly playing as The HufflePuff seeker, they both raced to catch the snitch. Harry's clearly catching up.
"Wow! Look at Harry go!" Jade said impressed. After losing the other seeker, Harry then made his move towards the snitch.
"Almost..." SpongeBob said when Harry was a few inches from the snitch. Then, he caught it. "Yeah! You did it!" He yelled. Kelly and Justin then walked towards the red lever.
"Alright! This is it guys! It's time to see if we got the slime back!" Rosie said. Then, Drakken appeared on the big screen.
"Just give up already, Possible! You lose!" Drakken yelled.
"As if! You guys get ready to pull!" Kim said with determination. "Now!" With that, Justin and Kelly pulled the red lever, expecting to get covered with slime. But, they stayed dry.
"It's over! I win!" Drakken gloats when one of his henchmen came over to him worried. He whispers something to Drakken. "What?! They found it?!" He yells. To his shock, the container holding the slime is empty. "It's impossible!"
"Is the slime back?!" Rosie asked.
"One way to find out! Wade! Patch us through to outside!" Kim said, although she pretty much already knows the outcome.
"Melissa! Do we have slime?!" Rosie yelled to the screen.
The camera outside show the empty stunt tank suddenly being filled with slime! "We got it!" Wade yelled trimphantly. The crowd went wild. They won! Drakken lost.
"Yeah!" Rosie yelled happily.
"Boo-Yah!" Ron, Rufus and Jade shouted.
"We did it!" Lisa, The Girls, Bart, SpongeBob, and Patrick yelled.
"Woo-Hoo!" Kim, Justin and Kelly yelled. Kim once again did the impossible and saved the day.
"Rosie, Kim. We got slime! And we have the king of extreme ready to set the skateboard slime jump world record! I'm all set!" Melissa said.
"Boo-Yah! Go Tony!" Ron and Justin yelled. We then go back to the stage where we see Drakken upset. He know's he lost.
"You lose Drakken!" Kim said happily. After going to painstaking measures to get her teen foe to lose, there's only one thing he can say.
"You think you're all that! But you're not!" Drakken yelled. With that, he vanishes from the screen.
"Bye Drakken!" Rosie yelled happily. "Kim, you are amazing! You saved the show!" Kim just blushed.
"Hey! It's what I do!" Kim said with a shy smile.
"Not to mention we saved it... with video games!" Ron said happily. He knew that later he would need to explain to Kim about his Plan B.
"Speaking of which, while we get ready for the tank to fill up so Tony can take the dive of a lifetime, why don't you guys help Jade and The PowerPuff Girls present the last award of the night for Favorite Video Game?!" Rosie asked.
"Yeah! Let's do it!" Justin said as he, Kelly, Jade, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup walked towards the podium.
"Well guys, tonight we've seen the four nominees in action like never before. But now it's time to see which one, the one you picked to take home the Orange Blimp!" Jade said.
"Is it Spider-Man?" Kelly said.
"SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of The Flying Dutchman?" Buttercup said.
"Mario Party 4?" Bubbles said.
"Or Harry Potter?" Justin said.
"Let's find out right now! And your Kids' Choice Favorite Video Game is..." Blossom said before Jade pulled the handle down.
"SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of The Flying Dutchman!" Wanda announced. The crowd went wild. SpongeBob and Patrick came running to the stage to grab the blimp.
"We won! We're winners!" SpongeBob and Patrick yelled happily as they grabbed their award. "Woo-Hoo!"
"Hey SpongeBob! Guess what?" Justin said. "The kids out there love you so much, that you're the second winner in the tie for Favorite Cartoon!" SpongeBob not only won his first ever Kids' Choice Award, but he won two awards.
"Pinch me! I must be dreaming!" SpongeBob said close to tears. He couldn't believe this was happening. He then started to make his speech. "First of all, a very big thank you to my best friends in the whole world: Sandy, Squidward, my boss Mr. Krabs, his daughter Pearl, Plankton, and my snail Gary! I'm gonna share this award with my most bestest friend: Patrick!" He then gave his starfish friend a big hug where they both cry happily. "And one more thanks to someone very special: You!" SpongeBob said to the audience. "Thank you all for voting for me! Bye!" With that, SpongeBob and Patrick left the stage. It's time for the last commercial.
"Well, we did it! We got the slime back!" Cosmo said happily.
"And coming up, Tony Hawk sets the world record skateboarding slime jump! And our super surprise secret celebrity guest!" Wanda announced. "Don't go away!"
Coming soon in my last backstage segment, Kim and the others celebrate their victory, Patchy congratulates SpongeBob, and Carlos gets his revenge on his fellow castmates.
Note: The guy who added the show online cut out anything involving SpongeBob saying that he ruined Nickelodeon. Can you believe that? He made Nickelodeon more fun! I'd also added Lilo and Stitch as a nomination because I don't think they got their due.