A/N: Alright, time for an update...Oh yeah and also the whole alligator thing happened and the throwing up thing happened (LOL Trina) and so did some of the stuff like that. My niece is the one that did the alligator thing and she's 2, so it can happen!

PS: I CHANGED INUYASHA FROM BEING A COUSIN TO HAVING THEM JUST BE HER AUNT'S FOSTER CHILDREN! That is for later chapters! I went back already to the first and second chapter and changed them too!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Neither is Dora the Explorer or Star Wars of any kind mine.

Chapter Three: No, He's Not Mine!

RECAP:

"Why?"

"Quit saying that, will you?" she said aggravated. She wasn't yelling or anything, she didn't want to scream at a child. That wouldn't go over well if someone heard her from outside.

"Bbbbttttzzzhh!" he said, sticking his tongue out and spitting everywhere.

"Inuyasha?"

"I don't think he's 'Inuyasha' anymore, Sis. I think he's just a baby now. He might have amnesia from your sitting," Souta said. That's when Kagome panicked, what would she do now?

DING DONG...

CONTINUATION:

"Can this situation get any worse?" Kagome asked. Inuyasha stayed on the white carpet relaxing while watching Kagome talk to her brother.

"Well, At least I know it's not Ryo. I won't see him until two," Souta said.

"You're leaving at two?" Kagome asked. Souta sighed, shrugging at his sister who was sending a slight glare at him.

DING DONG...

"Aren't you going to answer that?" Souta asked; his brows drew together in confusion. Kagome, slightly frustrated, stomped over and jerked the door open.

"H-Hojo?" Kagome said, surprised. He smiled at her expression, taking it as an ohsuper-surprise and not an ohGodno-surprise.

"Hello, Kagome. I'm here to help you watch your kid. I don't know many single mothers, but I'm guessing it probably gets pretty tough…Actually it really explains why your always gone from school," he said, sympathetically, but falsely so.

"Hojo, he's not mine!" Kagome said loudly.

"I thought you said it was yours?" he asked, innocently confused.

"I-I never said that, he's my, my aunt's foster baby!" she denied.

"He looks bigger than he did before, how old did you say he was?" Hojo asked, looking over her shoulder at the toddler scooting around on his newly changed diaper.

"Uh, 3, he's small and stupid for his age!" she blurted just so that she could keep it seeming credible in case he decided to stop by again.

"Why…is he retarded? Did you drink or do drugs while you were pregnant?" he asked deeply and way overly concerned. Kagome nearly died. She felt a migraine beginning to rupture.

"What! Wait, I don't do drugs or drink or...ugh, Hojo, he really isn't mine!" she blurted. Hojo somewhat shoved past her in the most polite way she'd ever seen. He walked over to little Inuyasha and studied him. Inuyasha didn't like it too much; that was a sure thing.

"You weren't lying about him being small for his age."

"Now, why would I lie?" she asked bored and pretending to be offended. Souta was laughing uncontrollably for the recent misunderstandings of parenthood still, she noticed. Kagome couldn't blame him. She'd have laughed her butt off too if that had happened to Souta.

"Lie! Lie..." Inuyasha repeated ironically. He stood up and wobbled over to Hojo.

"How come he has white hair and dog ears?" he asked. Kagome panicked now realizing that Inuyasha had ripped off his hat.

"Uh, it's a birth defect!" she said. "All of the kids have those attributes. They say their mother got bit from a canine bite when she was young. It was a chemically messed with dog from a long time ago. That's why she eventually died." Improv was her new talent, she decided. Maybe she should become a comedian when she got older.

"No way," he said sullen. He was too gullible for his own good. How could he believe her with only that? She had no proof.

"Yep, and that's why it's hard for him to adapt to other people. He's really shy; and at this age that he is in it's not healthy for him to be that shy. I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about this."

"Wow, Kagome, I had no idea. I won't, I promise. Hey, little fellow, I'm Hojo! I love your unique ears. They are so wonderful, can I touch them?" he asked nicely. Kagome nearly laughed but she refrained for the sake of a commotion starting. Inuyasha took a few steps closer and then bit his leg very hard.

"Ouch!"

"Oh, no, are you alright?" She led him to the couch and insisted him to show her the bite even when he told her that he was fine. When she saw it you could see two little fang marks that had barely broken the skin.

"He bit me! Will I have dog children now?" he asked, worried but obviously trying to be brave. Kagome giggled.

"He's not a chemically messed with dog…well, technically he isn't. Don't worry, you're safe."

"Remarkable, Kagome, he even has teeth like a dog!" he said after a minute of studying his wound. Inuyasha growled at him. She noticed his wit; Inuyasha was smart when he was young! Just as baby Inuyasha charged in for another attack, Hojo unaware of it, Kagome grabbed him. His pudgy hands held her shirt tightly for protection.

"I'm so sorry, Hojo. Is there something I can do for you?" she offered.

"There is, but I'm not going to ask you as a favor for that," he said, blushing. Kagome gave him a sidelong glance, but didn't think into it.

"Aw, you guys are so cute," Souta said all immature-like. Kagome shot him a glare and then quickly as she shot it at him, he dodged, running into the kitchen.

"He's a cute kid," he said, referring to Souta this time.

"Not at all, you should see him when his friends are over," Kagome replied. She shifted a little, noticing just how close she was to Hojo. She wished she wasn't in her pajamas still, since it was nearly the afternoon. Plus, it was awkward that it had little puppies on it. She suddenly felt obsessed with having things related to dogs around her all the time.

"Hey, can I hold him?" Hojo asked, interrupting her thoughts. Kagome nodded, unsure if he'd let him or not. Hojo pulled a little, but Inuyasha didn't let go. He pulled a little harder, which made her chest flash wide open and in the clear for Hojo's eyes.

"Ah, no! Bad baby!" she cried out, blushing like a maniac. Hojo quickly let go and joined her in their crimson escapade as Souta laughed at them from a distance just to be safe. Inuyasha looked angry. Could he be jealous, Kagome asked herself?

"I didn't see anything, honest!" Hojo said when Kagome looked shyly at him. Kagome just nodded.

"Look, Hojo, I think you should go home for today. You can come back some other time ok?"

"Why?" Hojo asked sincerely. It was obvious he wanted to stay, but Kagome didn't want him to ask anymore questions. It would only lead to more lies. She needed an exact plan to tell him, not just whatever popped into her mind.

"I'm not feeling well at the moment and I think you might have brought in some germs or, um, something. Please, maybe a few days from now?" she lied. Hojo was obsessed with health so she figured that if hers was in danger than he'd be more willing. It worked because he nodded and said his goodbyes. Kagome walked him to the door.

"It was very nice seeing you again, Hojo!" She said with a large cheesy smile as she opened the door for him.

"Yes, I'll see you later then, right? Well, take care!" he replied. Then he leaned toward her and kissed her lips briefly. Without another word he departed.

"Sis's got another boyfriend and his name's not Inuyasha! Kagome is a two timer and she's, um, ugly!" he sang using the 'ring-around-the-rosy' tune.

"What? That was terrible and besides I'm not going out with Hojo!" she said scarlet faced. She didn't exactly NOT want to go out with him or anything, but she wasn't sure of her own feelings at the moment.

"Oh, so you're just going out with Inuyasha? Then why did that other guy kiss you?" he asked mellowing down a little.

"I don't know...wait, I'm not going out with Inuyasha either!" she denied. Baby Inuyasha crawled around the floor and looked up at them innocently. He still wasn't acting like his former self. She wondered how long he was going to stay like this.

"Inuyasha said you guys were when I asked him if you guys were an item!" he argued.

"No he did not; why would he?"

"Maybe he likes you more than just a friend," he suggested.

Inuyasha started crying, making Kagome feel sort of insulted in her own selfish way.

"No way and besides, he probably just said yes because he didn't understand the term 'item', Souta," she insisted. Souta shrugged and left up the stairs. Kagome walked over to Inuyasha and picked him up. He was a pretty light baby still; toddler actually. His bright amber eyes glistened from tears. "Hey Inuyasha!"

"Kagomama!" he said in delight. Kagome lifted him straight above her eyes and stared at him and his adorable face.

"Inuyasha, does the real you like me more than a friend?" she asked. She really hoped he did, but Kikyo would see to it that they were kept from that sort of relationship. "Does he?"

BLEEECK!

Inuyasha puked all over Kagome's bottom lip, chin, and down her shirt. She let go of him, practically threw him, and luckily Souta had returned to leap to the rescue.

"Sis, be careful!"

"Ah, 'ook at whah hee dih to ee!" She shrieked. She ran to the kitchen. Souta sighed; his clothes will smell like baby throw up and he probably wouldn't be able to take a shower. Ryo was going to be here in less than three hours and it took an hour to bike there. Two hours wasn't enough to clean up this disgusting mess, get changed, explain his leaving to Kagome and shower.

In the Kitchen Kagome washed off her mouth and ripped off her shirt. She scrubbed it in the sink in horror. Was that just an ironically bad outburst of bad timing on Inuyasha's part or was he really mad at her? Or maybe that was him responding…

FLASHBACK

"Inuyasha, does the real you like me as more than a friend?"

Inuyasha throws up and nearly makes her eat it.

END OF FLASHBACK

"I can't wait until he grows up to normal...just so I can sit him!" Leaving Souta with Inuyasha, she retreated up the stairs to change into a pair of jean mini-shorts and overly baggy man's white t-shirt. Her bra strap kept showing, but this was all she could find at the moment.

At one, Souta left on his bike. He wasn't supposed to ride alone, but he had promised to call when he got there. Plus, Ryo's dad was a policeman and he'd call her if Souta didn't show. Kagome had changed quickly and as hidden as she could from Inuyasha's little eyes. It was hard, but he didn't seem to become embarrassed or anything so she figured she was safe. She'd also fed him again and changed his diaper, not following the real Inuyasha's request of her not changing him anymore.

"What's with you; how come you're not yourself anymore?" she asked playfully. Baby Inuyasha said some gibberish, drooled, and clapped his hands.

"Kagome! Doo-do doo-doo dah Dora!" he said randomly.

"What are you saying?" she asked. Souta must have shown this to him earlier...

"Dowa explowah!" he said louder. Kagome turned the TV on with a click of a button and saw that Dora was on the selections. She put it on and during the show Dora and her pal Boots had to cross rocks and not fall into the water lest she be eaten by alligators. He was mesmerized. It was like the show shackled his entire attention to it. When it had ended Inuyasha wanted more.

"Let's watch Star Wars instead," she said. He was actually older than her, realistically; he should be able to watch this without being affected in any way. They watched a large chunk of the movie without any problems.

"Kagamama, look!" he said out of the blue.

"What's up?" she asked watching him point to the white cushion carpet.

"Alligatoes!" he cried out laughing a little. Then he put on the most serious face she'd ever seen on a little person.

"Whoa, no way!" she said playing along. She leaned toward him a little.

"Get feet up or you die!" he said bluntly. She laughed; he'd known that word for so long. He couldn't possibly have picked it up from anything here...

"Oh okay. So, Inuyasha, what do we do now?" she asked.

"Pew, pew-pew!" he said. His hand was in shape of a gun and he was pretending to shoot things on the ground.

Kagome laughed. She laughed really hard. She couldn't remember laughing so hard in a long time, actually.

"Did you get them all?" she asked curious after about five minutes of pews and bangs.

"Yup," he said plainly. He went back to watching Star Wars. Kagome didn't really want it to end so she came up with a good idea.

"Oh, no, Inuyasha! Look there's one more, get it!" she cried out. When Inuyasha aimed with his finger she continued: "You ran out of ammo, what are you going to do?"

Inuyasha, not intimidated by this invisible enemy, slid on his belly off the couch. When his feet touched the floor he made a splash sound; water, go figure. Then he pulled out an invisible sword.

"Zroooom," he said. Every move he made, he said another zroom. "Zroooom, zroom, zrooom, I killed it with my life-saver!" he cried out. Kagome laughed so hard she was almost crying. Tears threatened, I mean. Kagome picked him up and they watched the rest of the movie together; commenting on 'life-savers' and everything.

Time flew by and before you knew it, Souta was home and it was 8 o' clock. He had called earlier and everything had gone okay. It was just a one time thing.

"So, Kagome, have fun with Inuyasha?" he asked. He put his backpack on the counter and sat at the table. There was a dirty plate left there from Kagome's dinner.

"I did," she said in a surprised voice. "I had a lot more fun watching him than I ever have with you around!"

"Ha ha, sure you did!" he said catching on the joke. "Is he still the toddler version of Inuyasha or is he normal yet? Did he get older?"

"Nope, he still has a young baby mind and body. I like it, though," she admitted. It was the other side of Inuyasha that she never saw.

"I see."

"Yep, maybe tomorrow he'll be back," she suggested. They stayed up and watched another movie, falling asleep on the couch. Inuyasha snuggled next to Kagome closely asleep as well.

END OF CHAPTER

A/N: Wow, I think that was the smallest chapter of my writing history; besides my one-shots. Well, I enjoyed writing it, so please R n R and tell me what you all thought of it. You guys can give me funny stories of your little brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, etc. This way I'll always have a back up of cute funny things! Also if you do make sure you write the name that you want to be credited for.

I credit people when they give me great ideas usually so if you give me an idea make sure you put your name, nickname, or pen name! Thanks guys for sticking with me! Later from Alaska!