ME: Hey again!

EVERYONE: groan.

MATT: What, are you here to make fun of my goatee again???

ME: No, this time I'm going to pick on Caleb.

CALEB: Isn't it enough that you made Eric have more chest hairs than me???? I suppose now you're going to say that MATT beat me in combat??? Come on!!!!

MATT: I resent that!!!

ME: Just shut up. I'll write whatever I want about you. Because on this computer, I am THE MAN. And nobody messes with THE MAN. Capiche??

CORNELIA: Really? How about some arm wrestling, then???

ME: I am not going to fight with figments of my imagination.

CORNELIA: I'm bored. Caleb, you're boring, too. Hey Matt, wanna go to the movies with me??

MATT: Whatever. I'm bored with Will anyway.

WILL: I guess that leaves us together, Caleb...(Flutters eyelashes. Caleb goes and barfs in the nearest trash can.)

ME: NO! THAT PAIRING WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE!!! CxC 4EVER!!!!!!!!!! And now, to write the story. Guess what, you guys?? You're going to meet Zac Efron!!! (Evil Laugh)

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Chapter 3: HSM

(In the basement of the Silver Dragon)

Hay Lin: Can't we go down to Starbucks? I really need something to get me going! (Starts to hop up and down in her seat.)

Irma: (Points at Hay Lin) You, Hay Lin, are already going, even when you're sleeping. Which doesn't seem to make sense, but for you, it's true.

(Hay Lin giggles and cuddles up with Eric who has a high-caffeine soda in his hand. He starts to hand it to her, but gets stopped by Taranee.)

Taranee: Do you even know how much caffeine and sugar and carbohydrates are in here? (Points at the rainbow-colored soda can.) It's like get a bag of sugar and pouring it down your throat!

Hay Lin: All the more reason to eat it, then!

Caleb: NO! DON"TE LET HER HAVE IT!

Irma: And why does Rebel boy not want Hay Lin to have soda?

Caleb: (Pants nervously) Because one time, when she was designing that tent for me to wear, she drank some evil drink and she started to talk like crazy. And she literally bounced off the walls. LITERALLY! She had this rubber suit on, and she was bouncing all over and all the while, she was talking. TALKING! It was the worst experience of my life.

Will: You mean worse than Mudslugs? (She shivers.)

Caleb: Yeah. Worse than that.

Cornelia: And worse than when my powers went wacky on you? (Giggles.)

Caleb: Yeah, worse!

Irma: And worse than when Aldarn pledged his undying lo-

Caleb: OKAY, MOST DEFINITELY NOT WORSE THAN THAT!

Cornelia: Yeah, that was a funny one. You should have seen his green face!

Hay Lin: So if you guys won't let me have soda, then you will let me do something nice for you, right?

Matt(who was fingering his goatee, trying to look like Apolo Anton Ohno, but he couldn't pull it off) Whatever.

Hay Lin: Are you ready for the announcement?

Eric:YEAH! I'M READY!

Hay Lin: You already know it, Eric.

Eric: Okay. What is it?

Matt: (still doing the things I said above): Get on with it.

Hay Lin: Okay, I've gotten us tickets to see-

Irma: Boy Comet Live!

Hay Lin: No, even better! We're going to see-

Cornelia: Vance Michael Justin in concert!

Hay Lin: No, and he doesn't sing.

Cornelia: Yeah, he does. I spend many lonely nights ALONE (looks reproachfully at Caleb) on my computer at Vance's website, and he HAS started to sing.

Hay Lin: But, the tickets are for: (Eric does a drumroll) HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL IN CONCERT!

Eric: gasp! That is so awesome! I like the Mexican girl!

Will: Oh, oh, oh, I...I think I'm going to faint...

Taranee: Is it something from Meridian? A portal?

Will: Zac...Efron!!!!!!!!!

Taranee: Oh. What a disappointment.

Cornelia: Well, that's too bad for you, Willhelmina, because they couldn't get Zac to go on tour with them. That's so sad. (Places hand on her heart and sniffles.) Long nights alone. Don't ask.

Caleb: Oh, waaah, I have to sit alone at my safe home, while my hot boyfriend stays in Meridian saving it. EVERY DAY! Oh, and I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!

Hay Lin: SO, LET'S GO!

EVERYONE: YEAH!

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Next chapter find out what happens at the concert. And yeah, this is a random story. So review or no Chapter 4!