Me: I'm BACK! YEAH! So, here's what happens when WITCH meets Zac Efron. And even though Zac isn't on tour, yah, they still meet him.

Caleb: NO! WILL THINKS HE'S MORE HANDSOME THAN ME!

Me: But you don't like Will! (He can't, he can't!)

Caleb: (relaxing) Yeah, but I've got to retain my sexiness. And also, it keeps the WxC writers going.

Me: You are so crazy. But I love ya, anyways! Gotta write now, Mr. C. Ha! That rhymes with Mr. T!

Caleb: If I were you, I would not be tossing around the word "crazy".

Me: Shut up.

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Chapter 4: Zac Efron! ;)

(Standing in line at the HSM concert)

Will: OMG! I cannot believe I'm going to see a fake Zac Efron! I bet he's almost as hot as the original!

Cornelia: He's not. Long nights.

Caleb: So, let me get this straight. On Earth, you wait in line for hours and pay loads of money to go to a dumb concert to see someone PRETENDING to be a real famous person?

Hay Lin: Well, YEAH! I love doing that!

Eric: (distracted by a stick on the sidewalk) What? What did I miss?

Hay Lin: You didn't miss anything, Eric.

Eric: Okay. So what did I miss?

Irma: I think you forgot to take your pills today, Eric.

Eric: Oh, thanks for reminding me! I'll write myself a note to take them later. (Gets out a sticky note and a pencil, writes 'PILS' on the note, and sticks it to his forehead.)

Irma: Ouch.

Will: Shut up! I think I can hear the fake Zac Efron!

Cornelia: Will, honestly, you can be so annoying. Would you just shut up? I hate redheads.

Will: What's up your caboodle?

Cornelia: Caboodle? Is the redhead leader too afraid to cuss?

Will: The Oracle told me it's not proper for a Guardian to have a foul mouth.

Cornelia: Well, tell the Oracle he can blow it out his-

Caleb: Seriously, what's wrong with you today, Cornelia?

Cornelia: Can I please have some support here, Caleb?

Caleb: Oh, I thought you already got enough of that from your padded bra! They don't call us C and C for nothing!

Cornelia: I will ignore that comment, Mr. I'm-From-Meridian-But-Still-Take-Advantage-Of-Earth's-Beauty-Products-Such-As-Toner-From-The-Avon-Catalogs! So last night, something happened.

Caleb: Like, you went to sleep? (Thinking: How did she find out about my raspberry vanilla toner?!?! It keeps my skin glowing fresh!)

Cornelia: NO! It was something else. So, I was getting into my Victoria's Secret nightgown-

Caleb (thinking): So she does have that. I thought Aldarn stole it from her...

Cornelia: And here comes Zac Efron! He was like in a cloud, and he was eating something...

Irma: Like his dignity?

Cornelia: No. And this was a vision from the future...and in the future, Matt hurt Zac Efron! So that's why I'm pissed off. Especially at Matt and redhead. Did I mention I hate redheads?

Matt: Whatever. So we're at the ticket booth. (Hands tickets and goes into the stadium where tons of dumb fans are screaming.)

Hay Lin: OH, YEAH! I'M SO HYPER! (Screams)

Irma: Wow. She finally realized the obvious. Now if we can just get Aldarn to ADMIT that he's gay...

Caleb: Hey, I think I see the blonde jerkwad with the gay brother! That's weird. He moves his hips more than she does. Maybe I should try and get his number for Aldarn...

Cornelia: Hey, can someone give Will and me a boost up to the stage so we can beat up the Mexican girl?

Will: I thought you hated me.

Cornelia: Well, yeah, I do, but out combined hatred for the girl who was kissed by Zac Efron is more than my hatred for you alone. Got it? Now let's beat up the Mexican girl!

Caleb: Are you Republicans or something? 'Cause you seem to have a problem with immigrants and prejudice.

Cornelia: NO! GO BARACK OBAMA! YOU ROCK! Hilary's a bitch. But anyway, where did you get schooled on Earth politics?

Caleb: Long nights on raids with a stolen book. Don't ask. Many desires...You get pretty desperate out there, all alone, in the middle of the wasteland, especially when you have...wants. Cornelia, I love you.

Cornelia: I love you too, Calebear.

Will: Commence with the lifting onto the stage and beating up smiley "Baby Come Back To Me" girl!

Matt: Okay! Except, let's all go! I'd like to beat up the fake Zac Efron!

Caleb: Me, too. He has no respect for flippy hair!

Irma: And what kind of conditioner do you use, Rebel?

Caleb: Body Envy by Herbal Essences. Duh. How do you think this magnificent mud-brown hair defies gravity so well?

Irma: Oh, we just thought you had very good genetics, hair wise. Did you see how long Nerissa's hair was?

Caleb: It was a weave.

Irma: Wow. That explains so many things. Guess who else has a bit of hair not belonging to them?

Taranee: I just realized, I haven't spoken until now. And I really don't have anything more to say. So I'll be quiet now.

Cornelia: Okay, okay, do you honestly think I could keep my hair this long without a bit of hair not my own? But I know two other people who have a bit of foreign hair, too. Their names start with C and M.

Caleb: I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you guys that 'Caleb' actually starts with a K? So all the CxC writers are now CxK writers!

Cornelia: 'Kaleb' has a hormone deficiency. And somebody's goatee is actually elephant hair.

Matt: Will, it's not true!

Will: EW! I've been kissing elephant hair!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Cornelia: Oh, get over it, Elephant Girl. Let's go backstage!

(The group climbs onstage. Cornelia pushes 'Gabriella' off the stage while the W.i.t.c.h. girls cheer. Then they sneak backstage.)

Cornelia:(dusting herself off, standing up straight, and adjusting bra.) Well, what do we do now?

Caleb: We steal rich people food!

Cornelia: Sounds good to me.

Irma: I think we should go down this hallway (points down a darkened hallway). I hear music playing down there.

(They go down the hallway and arrive in a room.)

Will: IT'S ZAC EFRON! I LOVE YOU!

Zac: Yeah, me too.

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Yeah! Cliffhanger! If there can be a cliffhanger in this kind of crazy story. So review!!!!! See that little button in the corner that says GO. Yeah, press it. Closer, closer, closer!!!!!! GOGOGOGO!!

Any ideas are welcome. Flames will be sent to a factory to make Atomic Fireballs. Then I will eat them. Thanx! ;)

Me: Click the button! Click it! Click it!

Caleb: Pay no attention to the crazy girl. CDR, it's time for your nap now. See you next time. And remind me to give her her pills tomorrow. Thank you. And yes, I am amazingly hansome. Here's my number:

555-NEVER-GONNA-HAPPEN-CUZ-CALEB-IS-2-HOTT-4-U!

Caleb: Seriously, that's my number. Don't let it fall into the wrong hands. And PLEASE, DON'T LET ALDARN GET IT! I'm too hott and ungay for him! Plus, Cornelia would be SO jealous.

Me: Caleb, may I please talk just a little more?

Caleb: Whatever.

Me: Okay. So, did you guys watch Dancing With the Stars? It was AWESOME! Apolo won! I LOVE APOLO! Suck it, Joey Fat One! I love Apolo!