Hey. This is a disclamer. Fucking read it.

Naruto's apartment

Naruto and co were currently at work inside naruto's apartment, using seals and their own skills to help enlarge and furnish the apartment to make it acceptable for four people instead of one. Currently the four gennin were sitting down taking a break when naruko decided to bring up a topic she had been thinking about all day. "hey guys?) the three men looked to their sister self "seeing as were on a team, shouldn't we consider team attacks? Or combo jutsus?" naruto then got up to get a pen and paper "hey yeah, shes right guys. Considering our bloodlines are so varied, we should try and come up with ways to combine them." Kurama simply nodded while menma had a mile long grin as he imagined all the fire he could us- "AND NO MENMA! We are NOT basing them all on your fire, you goddamn pyromaniac!" "oh come on! Amaterastu is my strongest jutsu at the moment!" kurama placed his hand on manma's shoulder "but Susanoo is your most varied. Not to mention kamui can be used in a number of different ways" "fine…"

Naruto sat down with four sheets of paper and four pens. "ok guys, lets all write down the ideas as we say them. Don't hold back, if you think it'll work then just say it. We're only spitballing here." All three turned to look at kurama "spitballing?" "yeah, haven't you heard that term before?... damn im really getting old if im using dead terms" meanwhile naruto was considering an attack he had tried to develop a few years ago. "hey naruko, you can shape that crystal in any form you want can't you?" "yeah, what about it?" "well I was thinking, with my ability to create weapons at will, you and I are essentially the kenjutsu duo of our team. But whereas I'm more aligned with strength, your more acrobatic then me."

"hmmm you're right. How about a kenjustu collab where I use my speed and acrobatics to quickly chip away at our opponents defence, while you create a large weapons, preferably a hammer or zanbato for a final overhead strike, which I will enforce with a rain of crystal shards?" "NICE! We could call it… 'mirror style: reflection of pain'! mirror themed name because crystals are reflective?". Menma took notice to how naruto came up with the name so easily and voiced his thoughts "jeeze ruto, how did you come up with a name so easily? You did the same thing with mizuki last night?" "I don't know menma, it just came to me. I've always had a way with words." Kurama, being the opportunist he is, said his 2 cents "why don't you try adding that to your techniques? The intimidation factor will definitely increase"

"maybe kurama, I'll think about it. For now, let's come up with more ideas. I had another idea for you and menma this time. I call it 'infinite loop'. To use it, kurama will pull them towards him while menma will use kamui to create TWO portals, that will create an infinite loop until they reach terminal velocity. Finally, you let them slam into the ground at full speed". Mental images of a red stain on the ground aside, the idea struck a chord with both of them. Naruko then stepped forward with her own idea "naruto, I have an idea for you and menma but no name for it yet. I was thinking that maybe he uses amaterastu on an elemental seal that you place on a weapon that you release on command to unleash the flames with each strike?" "maybe naruko.. that actually ties in with an idea kurama was talking with about with me last night. He reckons I should make a weapon for each of us."

If it were possible, menma's eyes seemed to sparkle with manic glee as he realised he could have ANY weapon he wanted. Kurama was the first to request his tool of destruction "if possible naruto, I would like a staff with strengthening seals and elemental channelling seals. I already have my fathers eyes and clothes, might as well have his weapons as well." after writing the designs down, naruto then looked to the physically shaking menma "and you?" "I would like- no WANT, a set of jet black gauntlets with silver chakra seals. I would like it so I could create two long blades that I can combine into a greatsword" the image of menma with a huge sword was enough to make naruto consider rejecting the idea but the damage he could do to the enemy was what solidified his decision to make them "got it bro. you want anything naruko?" contemplation shone across her eyes as the question was presented.

"yes naruto, I would like something similar to menma's except the blades can fold into the gauntlet and chakra can be shot from the fingertips as projectiles?" "should be easy enough.. now to consider what I can use" surprisingly, it was menma who suggested a weapon "how about a bow?" naruto looked up in shock "a bow? But isn't that a samurai weapon?" "yes but lets be honest. We are NOT ninja. Ninja are stealthy and precise, we just want to fuck shit up and enjoy our fights. We're more like hunters if anything. Besides with your abilities, you never need to carry a quiver. You can make arrows at will AND with seals, you can give them any effect you want.".

As naruto saw the truth in his brother's statement, he also gained yet ANOTHER idea for a team combo "ok and that also gives us a four way combo. Menma and naruko can cover my arrows in fire and crystal shards for more damage, and kurama can use shinra tensei to increase its speed in penetrating power. We could call it… 'spear of truthful damnation'?"

The shiver that ran through all their spines was enough of an answer to that idea. "ok guys I think we have enough ideas for now. Now is the time I wish to address something… why didn't we have an extra test like the others did" the three looked towards naruto in realisation as they had forgotten this little fact. Luckily the hokage himself had appeared at that moment as he had come to discuss things about their team. "that is because those tests are for SHINOBI teams. Due to your unique arrangement, me and the council have BOTH come to the decision that you will not be classed as shinobi. Instead you will be konoha's first team in a line of our new military force, huntsmen. These will be made of one member of each of your houses. As of now you four are not gennin but special jounin."

Surprisingly it was NARUTO who protested this "WHAT?! But jiji! We only just became gennin! We've nowhere near earned this promotion" "you don't need to have earned it. Your team is, excuse my language, fucking overpowered to the point where even DANZO is shit scared of you. Your team has the rinnegan, madara's eyes, the ultimate defence and you alone are a walking armoury. If that's not jounin material, then I'm not fit to be hokage."

Hiruzen the left without giving them a chance to protest further. The four sat in silence… "shit… guess that's 2 promotions out the window then. Damn and I really wanted to earn them as well". naruto fortunately saw the good things this promotion brought. "hang on guys don't you know what this means? We get jounin privileges, maybe a chance to proctor some exams and… NO D-RANKS!"

The resulting celebrations ran on for hours.