(AN: HEY HEY PEOPLE! I got sommin I wanna bring up again! I got a PM last night about my grammar and needing a beta writer. To this I have to say… no. im sorry but if I haven't made it apparent, while I love writing these and love the response I get from you guys, grammar is NOT a major focus point for me. I as a person suffer from dyspraxia (not to be confused with dyslexia) which results in me being, for lack of a better term, really fucking clumsy. Because of this, my grammar and spelling mistakes where never picked up upon due to my handwriting, until my final year of high school where it was unfortunately too late to fix the mistakes made by the negligence of my past tutors. Im sorry that this may irritate some people but as I said, no, I will not be getting a beta reader as im writing these for fun, and fun ALONE. If you don't like this then don't read my F-fiction because they will probably ALL have bad grammar. Anyway enough of that depressing shit, LETS GET INTO THE STORY)

Tazuna's house

Everyone except sakura and naruto were in the dining room below, discussing the current problems in wave. "so you are telling me.. that YOU tazuna, went to konoha looking to check out a B-rank mission, but only had enough for a C-rank. So instead of hiring an appropriate number and rank of shinobi to take on a littoral army and a now dead swordsman of the mist… you HIRED FUCKING GENNIN! One of which is DEAD and the other two possibly injured to the point where being a shinobi is out of the question?!"

Cracks flowed out from under kurama's fist as he smashed the wall next to him. "not to mention that you might have indirectly cause my little brother to have to see his best friend and crush broken and weak… you have unleashed a beast greater than even I, on wave.. and gato is smack bang in the middle of it." If it were possible, kakashi went as white as his hair at the very second, that statement was uttered. "but he's just a kid, what can he do to gato and his army?" before kurama could snap again, naruko took the chance to explain what naruo has done in the past. "tazuna-san. You are speaking about a 12 year old boy who, has not only gained the power to form any type of seal and weapon he wishes, but is the very reason that there is now a huge crater just east of tanzaku gai."

Now THAT struck a chord with tazuna, as seen by the sweat poring down his face. "you mean to tell me that, that blond brat up there is 'Pandora's Box' himself!?" "yes tazuna-san. And we are the other three sins of the leaf. I myself am the one called Dust Queen, my comrades behind me are the sage of destruction and onyx firestorm. We are the special task force called H.U.N.T.S.M.E.N. we are above shinobi rank, answering only to our hokage and YOU my dear builder… have called down the wrath of our strongest member on gato.. I fear wave shall not escape unscarred"

Tsunami, despite seeing her father's worry, did not understand why the four children where feared so much. "excuse me but why are you called such terrifying names? Surely you are not the beasts that you make yourselves sound like" menma, tired of being ignored decided to explain just how they got their names "ma'am? If I may, the reason we got our names is because of our… unique abilities. I am called my name because of my extreme control over black flames, kurama is called the sage of whatever, because of his rinnegan. Naruko is the dust queen because of her elegance in battle and how she uses dust sized crystal shards to TEAR her opponents apart.. and naruto? he is called pandora's box because he can PULL ANY AND ALL weapons from his body. It used to be his hands but he was able to spread the portal he uses to pull them from. He is a walking army and to be honest, he would DESTROY us three in a fight because of the limitless potential his ability has."

"thank you menma, I appreciate the praise". The sudden voice from the stairway only made the three sins smile as they turned round to see their missing comrade "so you're finally up? I thought we were gonna have to carry you and your girlfriend back to konoha". Now normally when something like this was brought up, naruto would blush and deny it. This time however he simply looked to the side and smiled with a rose colour to his cheeks. Something menma noticed "no… you didn't?! you DOG!" menma ran up and got naruto in a headlock as he started asking for details. "hang on menma, nothing happened! We talked about things that's all!"

Kurama, not wanting to miss the chance to tease naruto spoke up. "oh? What kind of things na-tu-to?" "oh shut up you perverted prick. I woke up with her on my lap and when I went to go to the bathroom, I saw lipstick stains on my cheek. She woke up as walked in and well.. I just asked her where it came from?. She admitted she kissed me while I was asleep but because.. well apparently she sees me as a brother figure now. After helping her get over 'his' death and helping her with her training for the past few weeks, she began to see me as an older brother"

….. "ouch"

Everyone turned to menma who had a grimace of awkward pain. "what memna? Why did you say ouch?" it was then menma walked up to naruto and placed his hand on nruto's shoulder. "I'm sorry. You have gone through the part in every mans life where things go wrong.. you have been.. brother-zoned "

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"menma… shut the fuck up…"