DISCLAMER
After embarrassing himself with the 'brother-zone' comment, menma had proposed that he and the others go to train while kakashi and his students recovered. On the way he walked up to naruto "hey bro?" naruto looked to menma to see a strange smile on his face "what is it menma?" "well you remember what kurama said about you using chants to intimidate your opponents? Well I was wondering how you're doing with that" naruto's face adopted a conflicted look "not to well to be honest menma. Its all about context and even then I still need to come up with a signature attack. Kurama has his shinra tensei, you and naruko have your weapons special abilities but I'm just a walking armoury. I don't have a signature attack" kurama and naruko. Having heard naruto's plight, mentally decided that this would be the focus of the following training session.
Coming to a stop in a clearing, kurama walked up to a tree and laid his staff against it before turning back to naruto. "now naruto, I heard what you said about signature attacks, and I agree that you should have one. The problem is you don't have a chosen weapon or ability like us three, instead you have a varied skillset with numerous possibilities. Before we can even begin to develop one we need you to bring out your 'spirit sword' I guess" menma, not about to miss a chance tease his older brother spoke up "spirit sword? This isn't that manga you read a few days ago kurama! Does naruto look like a Shinigami?"
At the name shinigami, light shot across naruko's eyes as she came to a realisation "how about a scythe?" naruto unfortunately decided to shoot the idea down "no naruko. One of Mito's others had a scythe and I'm not about to copy them. So that means no scythe, shotgauntlets, katana or raipier… and my bow is more of a jutsu medium considering how bad of a shot I am." "THAT'S IT!" everyone turned to menma who had clumps of his hair in his grip as he repeatedly called himself stupid "what's it menma?" "shot! Those guns you made! You could make a jutsu type all based on guns! PROJECT JEHUTY AND ANUBIS!" "NO MENMA! I scrapped those plans because of the large amount of danger they posed. Mechanised suits that can destroy islands are not a good idea!"
"but what about the weapons!? If you can channel your bloodline to create the weapons ON YOU then you will become jehuty or Anubis! Try it on that tree over there and while you're at it try and come up with an intimidating speech!" seeing that menma wouldn't drop the idea and also seeing the potential behind it, naruto walked away from the tree and focused on the weapon he wanted while letting the words flow from his mouth, unknowingly creating aura of pure turquoise.
"the red flame pulses on the blackened ashes of thy foes, feel thouself scatter with the wind as the blue star parts the moon and shatters the sun! WEAPON ART NUMBER 7: JEHUTY'S COMET" thrusting his hand forward, a metal hand twice the size of his, shot from his elbow, covering his arm downwards and creating a orb of chakra. Feeling the charge 'complete' he released his control and the orb shot forward, leaving a trail of dark blue rings in its path, until it hit the tree, scattering charred splinters of wood in the air, that turned to ashes before they could hit the ground and leaving a crater the size of a small swimming pool and wisps of remaining chakra.
Naruko being the only one who WASN'T awed by the explosion, summed up the thoughts of her siblings in a few words "naruto… get to creating more techniques NOW!" "you don't have to tell me twice! That WAS AWESOME!". With the realisation that all his failed ideas were now achievable through his own body, naruto set to work on making jutsu after jutsu and weapon after weapon. His favourite he made however was something he agreed, was a kage killer. This weapon was called the VECTOR CANNON. a duel barrel cannon that used ANTI-space, or the littoral removal of existence though a complex paradox seal that combines summoning, reverse-summoning and storage seals to create a 'tunnel' of chakra that can erase anything he wishes. the amount of chakra needed however makes the weapon a hit or die weapon, as if he uses it, he will be unable to fight until his chakra stabilises enough for him to move. "ok naruto one more time, this time DON'T FUCKING USE FULL POWER! 10% or less so you can move after using it this time. I aint healing your ass again!" "ok kurama! Sorry jeeze…."
Standing in the ready position, left leg forward and both arms bent at the hip, naruto lit up the clearing in a bright blue light with silver wisps before the silver shot towards him and formed a large meta horizontal H on his shoulders with 6 large hexagons floating in a circle in front of the 'barrel'. Taking a breath he readied his incantation as he called it. "the screams of the damned call out for judgment, fall now in eternal pain as the hands of god remove you from fate itself! FORBIDDEN WEAPONS ART NUMBER 0: VECTOR CANNON!
a green light blinded the occupants of the clearing as all they could hear was the very fabric of existence shatter due to the crime against nature that spawned from naruto's hands. When it died down, we could see the damage… a huge cavern in the treeline STRAIGHT TOWARDS GATO'S MANSION! "did I just kill gato and his army in a training exorcise?..." "I think so bro… no wait. That's his secondary mansion, the one where he kept zabuza." "… damn it I was so hoping I killed that pig"
it was then they heard rustling in the bushes behind them and turned round to see a wide eyed kakashi. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE YONDAIME WAS THAT?" "ummmm… training exorcise?" kakashi just walked away "they're insane… they're just fucking insane…"
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"you know he aint wrong" "we know menma… and we're fucking proud of it!"