Bwahahaha! Usually when I write stories, the chapters are longer and slightly more detailed (not to mention the typos are fixed. I nearly had a heart attack reading over the last two chapters) but when I do that I tend to get exhausted and thus the story dies.
Heheh, yes, usually it is Bryan that has the endless stomach when Spencer, Gary and/or Tyson aren't present, but I decided to switch it up a bit. Seriously, it's my fic, I shouldn't have to conform to everything else that's been laid out. Plus, in some Kai/Rei fics I see Kai written as a perverted sex fiend xD I decided to put my own twist on that idea.
Tala does seem to portray that same matchmaker personality in most fics nowadays. I don't know, perhaps I'm biased, but it also does seem to fit him in these stories.
Take it this way; As far as we know, Tala, Bryan and Kai spent the vast majority of their childhood together at the abbey (I think that's been stressed enough). Naturally, they would bond and create a friendship. This friendship would likely, in the older years, develop into something like this as only they feel comfortable enough around Kai to aggravate him and such. Would that sound appropriate?
Anywho. The longest name in the English language is;
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
It is the name for a hill in New Zealand. It's 85 letters long :D
Disclaimer: See Chapter Two
Severe Companionship
Smirnoff
"We are so screwed." Rei moaned as the four of them made their way to their respective vehicles. Due to Rei's lack of one, he was riding with Kai and Tala and Bryan would fight over theirs.
"What do you mean?" Kai asked while flicking a bug out of the air.
Tala, with that almost ever-present mischievous smirk, leaned in to the two, "Well, you'll be screwed, Kitten, if you catch yourself alone with Kiki here."
Instead of beating Tala down for the sex remark, Kai gawked over the nickname, "Kiki - what?" His head snapped to the redhead in utter confusion before his mind caught the innuendo and the culprit was shoved into a parked car. The ensuing alarm literally scared Tala into Bryan's arms.
Promptly, Tala was dropped, "Only I can call him Kitten." Bryan grunted before walking off nonchalant. Tala whined loudly, complaining that his ass broke and that he wouldn't ever be able to have fun in bed.
Kai simply retorted with a; "Good, maybe now I'll be able to sleep at night."
"Oh, is that because you jacked off to me and BryBry?"
Kai's eyes widened and he spun around, body language reflecting incredible defiance. "Hell no!" A long line of Russian curses ensued as the slate-haired blader picked up his walking speed as he neared his Porsche.
To be honest, Rei was beginning to see things Tala's way. "Wow. I think he does need to get laid." Seriously, you'd think that even Kai would be able to stand a couple innuendos, especially from Tala.
"Well… since me and Bryan are taken, that leaves you. That is, unless you wanna hire a stripper for our dear sexually frustrated friend."
A stripper? No thanks. However, when Rei was allowed to mull it over during the car ride to Kai's Japanese manor, he concluded that helping Kai out by setting him up with someone wasn't a bad idea. Then again, this was Kai. He wasn't one to normally appreciate those sort of things. Himself and Kai, Rei just didn't see. Sure, the Hiwatari heir helped Rei out a lot and let's face it, he was drop-dead gorgeous. Kai had somehow been blessed with just the right mix of caucasian and asian features. The shape of his eyes, the fullness of his lips…
Rei quickly shut that train of thought away. Not a good idea to get a hard-on in the presence of the culprit. The Nekojin glanced at Kai who had his violet gaze on the road, one hand grasping the steering wheel with the other hand hanging out the window. Why was it that Kai just had to have that look and air about him? He was the tall, dark and handsome, strong, silent type with a dark history and that voice! Sure, Rei had been told he had a sexily husky voice but Kai's, oh! It was orgasmic.
Rei nearly choked on the air as these comparisons filled his quickly dirtying mind. Well, now this was awkward. The subject of Rei's affections (which had been mounting for a while since admitting his homosexuality to himself) sent him a curious glance.
"You alright?"
"Yeah." Was the abrupt reply. Ohhhhhh crap. Rei just had to get himself in a mess didn't he? Well, he could survive with dirtying his mind in his bedroom and in the bathroom… insert maniacal laughter here.
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"In celebration for Rei regaining his fashion sense that doesn't involve anything Chinese-oriented, I demand that we get hammered!" Tala cried as he brought in a collection of liquors with Bryan carrying the necessary items such as glasses behind him.
Kai rolled his eyes with a sigh and slumped down further on the couch while watching MXC. He'd always wondered what the contestants were saying prior to being dubbed with comedic phrases in English. Rei craned his head back and smiled at the two Russians.
"What you got?"
"Sake, vodka, JD's… banana liqueur and Baileys."
"The banana liqueur and Baileys are mine," Rei said with an almost predatory edge to his voice. Luckily for him it took more than a couple drinks to get him smashed. Yay for high alcohol tolerance.
"Fine," Kai grunted as he sat up, hand outstretched for a glass, "Gimme some V." V is for vodka.
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Harr harr, another chapter done. I'm pretty sure you can guess what will happen. Muahaha.