(AU: so I am writing this RIGHT after the last chapter as something has just popped into my mind. If any of you recognise the jehuty or Anubis stuff from the last chapter it is because they are actually from an old ps2 game called Z.O.E zone of the enders. It is by kojima and I am a MASSIVE kojima fanboy. From his hit series metal gear or these games. All you need to know is I will be making naruto's stronger weapons based on the weapons you get in that game.)
!DISC LAIM ER!
Kakashi had just walked through tazuna's front door when he saw a sleepy sakura sitting at the table with a coffee and dressed in naruto's shirt. Waving to her and getting one in reply he sat down and was presented with a coffee of his own. Slowly drinking it he waited for sakura to have put her coffee down before speaking. "are you alright sakura?" "yes kakashi sensei.. my back still hurts somewhat but naruto-nii applied a numbing seal to help make it easier for me to walk around" kakashi's lone eye turned stern yet caring "which you shouldn't be doing yet sakura. You might re-open the wound" "kakashi I'm fine. I've learnt some medical jutsu that I used to seal the cut. It will open if I get into combat but walking around is not a problem for me." Closeing his eye, knowing he wouldn't win this argument uless he pulled rank, he dropped it and decided he would get back at his student with some wel deserved teasing.
"so… naruto's shirt eh?" unfortunately sakura had chosen that time to drink some more coffee… and resultantly spray the scolding liquid all over kakashi's eye and exposed eye "KAKASHI-TEME! HE'S LIKE A BROTHER TO ME SO DON'T YOU DARE INSUNIATE ANYTHING!" wiping the scolding hot liquid (and spit *shudder*) from his face, he stupidly decided to take it further "oh a brother? I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff".
Unfortunately, he didn't notice sakura's fist heading straight into his nutsack WITH her gauntlets on.
Back in the clearing
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" birds took off as the high pitch squeal tore through the forest "what the fuck was that!" "sakura just punched kakashi in the balls" everyone's eyes shot towards menma who was drinking from a water bottle. He noticed the stares and decided to elaborate "what? You forget I'm from the furthest point in the future. In my universe kakashi got drunk and hit on her. So she hit on him and made him impotent"
Naruto and kurama's hands both shot towards their manhoods whereas naruko just smiled "one more point for the fairer sex" "and no naruko that isn't a point for the woman" "and why the hell not!?" menma only shook his head and looked at naruko with a grimace "it was discovered after that kakashi was a carrier for a new bloodline. It would have given a ninja power over smoke. Sakura's 'feminine fury' cost the village and elemental nations a new bloodline. And from the looks of it she's done it again"
Naruto, only hearing the fact that kakashi had hit on sakura, ran towards the house with one thought in mind. I thought he vocalised quite loudly "IMA FUKIN KILL'EM"
House
"stop crying kakashi-sensei… I wouldn't have done anything if you weren't such a perv" "STOP CRYING?! YOU'VE PUNCHED IT IN! I LETTERALY NEED TO DROP MY BALLS AGAIN!" "oh shut up! You act like I car-wait… do you hear that?" taking a few seconds to pay attention to the noise around him he noticed the sound sakura mentioned "is that… naruto" "I think so.. what is he saying"
"im….imakillhim imakillhim imakillhim! IMAKIILHIM! IMAKIILHIM! IMAKIILHIM! IMAKIILHIM! IMAKIILHIM! A HATAKE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!"….. "kakashi" yeah?..." "run".
*SMASH*
"OHHH KAAAKAAASHIIIII~" naruo, In his bloodrage never noticed kakashi henge into a plant pot. He did however notice sakura… up and walking… "sakura!? Why are you up? You'll hurt yourself" sakura couldn't help but giggle at her brothers worry for her "don't worry naruto-nii, your seal allowed me to heal myself up. So what's this about killing kakashi?" "umm uhhh…. I found out he um… well you know that me and the other's come from naruto's jutsu? Well we actually come from other dimensions… in menma's, kakashi he ummm… hits on you."….. sakura didn't stop smiling "naruto?" "yeah sakura?" "he's the plant pot behind you"
"SAKURA YOU TRAITOR" "COME HERE KAKASHI! YOU'RE GONNA LOSE SOMETHING MORE THAN THAT EYE TODAY!" naruto was ready to shove a comet up kakashi's ass before he heard a thump and sakura's laughter. He turned around to see something he will never forget, sakura crying from laughter as she held onto the table for support. This caused all anger in naruto to dissipate in an instant as he looked at his sister enjoying herself "I will do anything to protect her"
"HEY NARUTO! COME OUT HERE, WE HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE!" snapping from his thoughts he looked to the window to see menma calling him outside "HANG ON I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! I'll see you later sakura" waving to his sister, he jumped through the hole he made in the wall and ran after menma
Back in the clearing
"menma, why are we back here and where are kurama and naruko?" "they're in the cravace you made. They after you ran off, we saw something glinting in the ground and found a underground stairway. They're halfway down and we need you with us incase anything goes wrong." Nodding at his brother, they descended down the crack in the ground until they came across said stairway. Walking down they found naruko and kurama in front of a locked door with four handprint carvings in it.
"about time you guys got here, naruko and I found this door. It seems to be covered in blood seals and a language I don't understand" "a language YOU don't understand?! This shit must be older than the age of shinobi then!" "yes thank you menma, we thought about that" "oh shush naruko, like you can re- woah naruto what are you doing!?" naruto, seemingly in a trance, cut his hand open and placed it on the final carving. "trust me.. do what I do" he replied in monotone voice. Trusting their brother, they did the same and the door lit up in four different lights. Red, white, black and yellow lines spread across the walls and the door opened.
"follow me" naruto walked forward into the corridor in silence as he led the other three. Eventually they came to a tomb and this was when kurama decided he had had enough of naruto's shenanigans " ok naruto what the hell is this about!? You've dragged us down here for nothing and why?" the three stood still as they waited for their brother's answer "I am not naruto" "WHAT!?" the three drew their weapons as 'naruto' turned his head to reveal not his blue eyes… but eyes of pure silver! "my name.. is not important. Do not worry, I do not wish you or this boy any harm. Watch…" 'naruto' then walked forward, lighting up the tomb with the same four lines, revealing four coffins, covered in seals.
"every era we are reborn or revived. In the first we were born as humans are.. before we were made in the same jutsu you were… now with this boy.. the result of ALL of our blood.. we can be brought back once more." 'naruto' then gripped his still bleeding hand, letting the drips fall onto the cold stone as 'he' uttered-no, sung an incantation.
red like roses fills my dreams and brings me to the place you rest…
white is cold and always yearning, burdened by, a royal test
black the beat descends from shadows
yellow beauty burns…. GOLD!
The room lit up in a holy combination of the four colours. The coffins EXPLOADED as their occupants rose.. the smoke cleared to reveal 4 silhouettes and naruto, back to his senses. The three of them shot forward, ready to take down the four possible threats until "NO DON'T" they were stopped by naruto standing infront of them "they don't mean any harm.. they're here to help… isn't that right… ruby?"
The figure on the far right walked into the light to reveal a girl the age of 15, dressed in a tattered black combat skirt, a red cloak and black combat boots. She smiled towards naruto and spoke in a chipper voice. "of course we are… JAUNE"
(DUN DUN DUN! YEP! Naruto is jaune. Bet you didn't see THAT coming. Look for the next chapter for the continuation of this wonderful plot twist. Have fun ;D)