I've run out of DISCLAMIER JOKES :/

The sun had just risen over the coast of wave, and naruto was hard at work at his desk putting the finishing touches on gumbol shroud. Crecent rose, ember cecila and martyniester sitting on his desk in their deactivated stages while naruto slowly ran a glowing finger along the ribbon of gumbol shroud, writing seal after seal in brilliant purple light. "ok. Just one more seal and the infinity length concept will be a reality". Setting the weapon down he wiped the sweat form his forehead and took a drink of the water that tsunami had been kind enough to bring up for him.

"just in time too… today is the last day that we go out to the bridge. Gato is sure to try something." Clenching his fist hard enough to crack his bones, he went back to work on the gombol shroud. As he finished the final seal he heard the door open and saw sakura walking in with a scared look on her face. "sakura? What's wrong" "you have to go to the bridge today.. I'm afraid that gato will do something and get you killed." "sakura I'm insulted"

Looking up in anger at naruto's dismissal of her worry, she was faced with a calming brotherly smile "as if that rejected oompa loompa will be able to kill me. I'm taking team RWBY with me anyway. They need to field test their new weapons and that also leaves my team here to defend the house." Sakura's anger dissipated as she understood her brother's logic and she even laughed at the image of gato as an oompa loompa.

"ok naruto-nii… just don't try anything with ruby-san just yet." Naruto went white as a ghost at those words. "w-w-what do you mean by that sakura-baka!" "oh please naruto, you may have put up silencing seals but that does nothing against open doors" sakura's smug grin was enough for naruto to realise that everyone had heard every Word Of what happened last night. In his fear he never noticed ruby poke her head out from behind his doorframe "I heard my name? what's going in her guys….. oh. Um hey naruto"

Sakura, seeing that this was her brother's chance to maybe get some happiness, pulled ruby into the room and quickly shut the door while running out in order to stop anyone from leaving. "HEY SAKURA! OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!" "NO! NOT UNTIL YOU TWO TALK!" "WE DON'T NEED TO FUCKING TALK- YEAH YOU TELL HER RUBY!". Sakura was starting to lose ground as the door slowly opened until BOTH teams helped her. "g-guys? Why are you lot here?" wiess was the one to speak for her team "ruby went two whole lifetimes without someone and her closest thing to a relationship was a one night stand with me. She NEEDS this!"

likewise kurama spoke for his team "naruto is the closest to the original out of all of us! He carries not only the love for others but the pain of being alone! He also needs this! He needs HER!". The two teams looked at each other with one thought in mind 'we aint letting them be alone ANY MORE!' "NOW PUSH FOR KAMI'S SAKE! WE HAVE TWO WEAPON MASTERS IN THERE SO THIS DOOR IS THE ONLY THING BETWEEN US AND A LOT OF SHARP THINGS!" and push they did, intent on bringing some kind of happiness to their teammates…

whether they wanted it or not!

Inside the room

"I cant FUCKING BELIEVE THEM! Our own teams have locked us in here!" "I know! I thought they would just let me do this myself but nooooo! Wiess just had to jumo the gun" "YEA-wait what!?". Ruby's face erupted in a blush as she realised that she had let her plan slip. Turning to face a seemingly scared naruto, she let the truth go. "I um.. was going to approach you later about what happened last night. Yang she… she helped me realise a few things.. about you.. and me." Taking a step forward towards the silent blond, she continued "the thing is naruto.. you inheritied more than jaunes memories.. you inherited-" "his smile bravery and kindness… yang told me what you said last night." Instead of being surprised like he thought, ruby simply blushed and bit her lip "yeah… I heard… I heard everything" instead it was naruto who went rigid and lost his ability to think straight. "what you said.. naruto, those words made me feel something for you I've never felt before, even for jaune!.. they were so sweet.. so kind.. so loving. I don't think you even knew what you were saying because it was so.. poetic"

Naruto laughed at that statement "well I have been told I have a way with words" "even so naruto… I've read many a romantic book, even best sellers. I've seen couples that were proclaimed the greatest of their time.. NONE of them ever said anything like what you said." Naruto, despite his want and need for what ruby was offering, instinctively tried to protest "b-but what about the age difference!? You're 15 and I'm twelve!" "you're thirteen" "huh? What do you mean ruby? I'm twelve years old"

Ruby, already being close enough to touch naruto, embraced him and giggled "no you silly… its October 10th… your thirteen. Didn't you pay attention to the date?" naruto gaped silently when he realised he hadn't paid attention. With all his training and missions, his birthday had been a trivial thing that he had forgotten about. "… this is really happening isn't it?" ruby felt a few wet drops on her shoulder as shaky arms slowly wrapped around her waist… "i-i… I'm not alone anymore"

Ruby pulled back to see a teary eyed naruto and her heart broke. To see such a pure soul, someone who was capable of such love… couldn't find the strength to accept he had finally found some for himself. "yeah naruto… its really happening… happy birthday naru" and so the two closed in for a searing yet soft kiss. Naruto's tears running between the two, burning ruby's lips as they ran past.. that was when her promise to naruto was set in stone.. 'I will never let anything make you cry again… naruto kun'

Outside

"are they ok in there? It's been quite for a while now.. maybe we should check on them?" yang paced back and forth, the others sat against each other to prep the door for any sudden charge. The others were, once again, about to tell yang not to worry when they heard a small knock on the door. "HAVE YOU TWO TALKED?!" expecting a yell from the other side, the calm response from both occupants was a surprise "yeah we have!".

Opening the door they were greeted with the sight of both a smiling naruto and ruby, both with their hands entwined. The tear tracks were still fresh on naruto's face as he stepped forward with his new partner. "you all know what happened… and you're not getting any details". "AWW COMMON NARU!"

Ruby broke out in hysterical laughter as her boyfriend pulled the prank on the 7 of them IN ELEVEN WORDS! The 7 looked from the cruel blond to the hysteric reaper, knowing that they were going to hear that laugh a lot more often. Blake, being the only level headed one of the group at this time, stepped forward "come on ruby. naruto and us need to get to the bridge and decapitate a certain dwarf" "you don't have to remind me blake. We need to get back to celebrate naruto's birthday anyway!"

The seven victims turned to a grinning, blushing naruto as he scrathed the back of his head "aww ruby-chan you don't need to do that." "oh shush naruto-kun! I haven't had a party for 100 years! Now I'm gonna celebrate my boyfriend's birthday with him whether he wants to or not!". That was naruto's first experience of femanin fury.

Bridge

The four huntresses and naruto arrived at the bridge to see it frozen over and covered in red ice. "blood… who on earth can use ice like this!?" his question was answered as a mirror appeared next to him and a sword of pure ice almost took his head. Jumping back he saw that the person inside was wearing a pink kimono, one that was torn and dirtied. The person inside was a mess, their hair tussled and knotted, their skin pale with splotches of blood and their eyes… bloodshot and filled with bloodshot.

"YOU! YOU ARE THE BASTARD THAT KILLED ZABUZA-SAMA! YOU WILL DIE!" spikes of ice separated naruto from team WBY with ruby being fast enough to dodge them and join naruto. "watch out ruby, this guy seems to hold a grudge". Seeing naruto making jokes despite his near death experience, ruby couldn't help but play along. "oh? Whys that naruto-kun? It couldn't be because you killed that eye-browless freak could it?" "YOU BITCH!" seeing the strange girl/boy shoot straight towards ruby, naruto dropped his grin and grabbed them around the throat with unseen speed. "don't you dare touch her you piece of shit!".

Naruto then threw the manic stanger towards the ice and shattered it with the amount of force behind it. As the enemy began to stand he turned to face ruby "how about a couple's combo babe?" "oh but I can't make up intimidating speeches like you naru". The cold look on his face slipped, allowing a confidant grin to slip through. "then do what I do.. wing it!". Haku stood up to see the bastard and his whore in a strange pose. The boy was holding a large cylinder with red chakra building up behind it, while the girl positioned herself ON the large tube. The two then began to chant while the two glared straight at her.

"the white petals fall in the pool of blood, forever stained in the lives of the innocent. Feel their judgment and face justice as you are forgotten to time! ROSE STYLE, WEAPONS ART NUMBER 2: ROSE CANNON!" a large red beam shot towards haku, the girl with the scythe RIDING the end of it on her weapon as rose petals flew across its path. He closed his eyes as the beam hit him but he didn't feel pain.. instead he felt warm.. like he was being laid to rest in a bed of feathers. He knew he was dying but he felt… at peace.

Naruto watched as the boy closed his eyes after the beam disappear, slowly peeling away into snow white rose petals that clashed with the crimson ones drifting in the air. "ruby.. you did that didn't you?" "yeah.. I used my aura to alter your attack.. I saw that he was in pain, terrible emotional pain when he fought you.. I thought he deserved a kind death." The final petals were blown away as haku ceased to exist.. the remaining members of team RWBY watching the ice melt, revealing an unharmed naruto and ruby. Deciding not to ask what had happened they joined them.

Sadly that was when the king of dwarfs decided to rear his ugly head. "are you serios! That ice bitch couldn't kill some measly kids! Fuck it!" he turned to his army od mercs "kill them all!" the army ran forward, intent on killing the 'helpless' and 'harmless' children infront of them… they never saw the metal item in naruto's hands.

*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang*

They were dead before they hit the floor. Gato watched as the blond kid pulled out a strange metal item with rotating metal tubes and let lose a bunch of strange metal pellets into his army. Fearing for his life he started to beg "n-npoo please wait! I'll give you anything you want! Money, land, woman or men! Just don't kil-" *BANG* blood splattered against the ground as gato's head became chunks thanks to the, now, smoking barrel of crescent rose. "I always hated business men" naruto wrapped his arm around ruby and kissed her on the cheek, making her giggle "now that's my rose". Ruby turned to naruto with a grin and slid the bolt back, letting the bullet hit the ground as the sound joined her voice.

"well thank you... my lovely thorn"