I do not own rwby or Naruto.

After killing gato with a well placed bullet, ruby looked back to her team to see three, wide eyed teammates. "uh… guys? Are you ok?". Snapping out of their awe, the three of them shot past ruby and nearly tackled Naruto. The three of them were a storm of questions and voices, until all three decided on a single question to ask "CAN YOU PLEASE DO THAT WITH US?". Ruby, seeing that her team wanted a piece of HER MAN, activated crescent rose and appeared in front of Naruto. Her hair hiding her eyes and her teeth seemingly gleaming with malice as she ground out a single sentence. "back the fuck off".

Yang, being the only one dense enough to NOT notice the threat her sister posed, put her hands on ruby's shoulders "oh common sis! You already made your flashy combo move, let us have a turn!". Of course blake and wiess, seeing ruby's knuckles turn white with the grip on crescent rose, quickly ran behind Naruto as a shield before the crimson rose could snap. And snap she did, for in her rage induced mind she had only noticed yang begging to 'have a turn'. Luckily for the blond brawler, Naruto had forseen his girlfriends violent outburst and rushed forward. "RUN! SHE'S ABOUT TO BLOW!". Yang looked to see what he had meant and the scene was enough to make a bijuu run for the hills.

Ruby's skin had turned a deathly grey and her silver irises had taken up her entire eyes, making her seem like a figure of death itself. As Naruto held her in a full nelson, she was screaming and swinging her scythe one handed, intent of removing her sisters head from her body. Naruto knew he had to take ruby's attention off yang or else she would not make it off this bridge in one piece. 'sakura, sasuke, kakashi, menma, naruko, kurama… remember me!' Naruto the did the unspeakable, knowing it was the only thing he could do to save yang from a bloody death.

He groped ruby's chest. Ruby, feeling this strange feeling, looked down to see a hand on her left breast. Following it up the arm, she saw it was Naruto. No normally she would carve the hand off with a rusty hacksaw but unlike the times before, THIS hand belonged to her boyfriend. Her mind, not able to decide between moaning in pleasure or striking the damned pervert down, froze.

"QUICK! I'VE GOT HER CONFUSED, NOW RUN!" the three teammates, seeing that the current threat had been immobilised temporarily, ran with all the power in their legs that they had. They were barely out of range when ruby finally got her senses back. But unlike what Naruto had expected, ruby did not impale him nor fill him full of bullets. Instead she put her hand behind her and squeezed. "EEP!".

Naruto and ruby jumped away from each other, both red in the face. "w-wh-what was that for!?" "I DON'T KNOW! Normally I would hospitalise a guy for what you did but all I could think of was getting even! I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO GRAB A GODDAMN TREE TRUNK!" naruto's face lit up even further, his cheeks glowing in the mist "well it's not my fault that you have tits like memory foam pillows! Of course a guys going to like that!". Ruby, not willing to lose the unofficial challenge infront of them, threw away her boundaries and went for the killing blow. Her eyes slightly closed and she drew in on herself while biting her lip "how mean naru-kun… I left out the padding just for you and this is how you thank me?"

*BOOM*

Naruto's nose exploded in blood, sending him flying towards wave in a jet of red. Ruby could only watch as her boyfriend touched ground back up, showing a very large tent in his trousers. The fact he was STILL shirtless making even worse. "oh crap… now I have to carry him with THAT poking me the entire way.. oh well". Bending down to pick up Naruto, ruby picked him up and heard a small mumble come from the blond "ruby-hime…". Blushing in embarrassment, ruby used her semblance to cross he distance in an instant. When she arrived she was faced with a fearful team and even more scared comrades. "no I didn't kill him. He fainted when I teased him a little too much."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the group relaxed knowing that ruby was no longer on the war path. Kakashi then stood up and started walking off as he spoke "well someone is going to have to carry sasuke now. I just got word from the hokage about your team ruby-san and he's accepted you into the village. He's sent a chunin team that have just relieved us of our duty so we can get sasuke healed up and you settled in. lets go, we got 5 hours to get back at shinobi speed so we need to go NOW"

"HAI KAKASHI-SENEI/SAN"

Back at the village

Just as kakashi had said, the trip took 5 hours to complete with no breaks. Sakura was riding his back while sasuke and Naruto were carried by ruby and naruko respectively. Naruto was just waking up when the gates came into view. Deciding he wanted to get ruby back for her prank on the bridge, he 'fell' out of her grip towards the ground below "NARUTO!". Hearing his girlfriend scream his name he 'woke up' and landed on his feet. Looking up he saw a scared ruby and worried team. "I'm ok guys! Luckily ruby woke me up before I landed.". kakashi nodded and decided to jump down, everyone else joining him. "I think we should approach on foot now. Don't want to scare the gate guards with 4 unknown ninja."

As they reached the gates and kakashi signed all of them in, Naruto looked towards team RWBY to see them all with sad smiles on their faces. "hey are you guys ok?". Wiess looked to the blond and answered for her team "we're fine Naruto… just realising we're back home at last… it may be 100 years later but it's still home..". realising the four needed some privacy, he kept silent and nodded towards them before guiding them towards the hokage tower as he was instructed to in the letter sent by the hokage.

Seeing that his leader's window was open, he decided to make an enterance, team RWBY joining him. Now hiruzen was not inspecting this to happen and so when he went to take a drink of sake, he choked when he saw his favourite blond and four strange girls jump through his window. "jounin Naruto uzumaki reporting in with team RWBY from wave SIR!" ruby looked on, never seeing her boyfriend act so professionally before, secretly liking the dominationg aura he had. "ok Naruto-kun. Now would you like to formally introduce your friends so I can assess them myself?" "HAI! The four behind me are: yang xio long, taijutsu master and katon user. Blake belladonna, stealth and kenjutsu master. Wiess shnee, fuinjutsu and kenjutsu master. And finally, ruby rose, scythe mistress and speed master. Not to mention my girlfriend" he finished with a blush and smirk.

Hiruzen paid attention to the four as he spoke, also smirking as he watched the red one blush and smile as Naruto outed her as his romantic partner. "a girlfriend eh naruto-kun? Well then I guess I will just HAVE to let them in the village and stay in your seal reinforced apartment… just don't make me a great-grandfather just yet". Chuckling at the shocked faces of the children in front of him he dismissed the five of them. 'that's right Naruto-kun… I know how to play the game too. That one was for all my window bills you've caused'.

Outside

"ok well… jiji's teasing aside, we should go back to mine. I'll create some more expiation seals and build you some rooms, until then you four can have my room and I'll take the couch." Although they felt guilty about taking his room, the four had seen enough of his memories to know he wouldn't back down on the matter. Nodding towards their guide, they followed as he jumped roofs and gaps until landing at an apartment building. Opening the door they were welcomed by a scent that made Naruto smile and team WBY look at their leader in anticipating. "Naruto-kun… is that ramen I smell?" "huh? oh yeah, it's a very common food in this home. We have it at least 4 times a week. Why?" expecting her to express a distaste for the food he was surprised when she turned to him with sparkles in her eyes "I LOVE RAMEN! It was something I always tried to learn how to make but never got around to doing so. I just learnt how to make cookies instead as they were easier"

Naruto watched as she rambled about ramen and her past, loving each and every second of it. Leaning in and shouting to the kitchen about it, he was answered with cheers and shouts of 'we got another one guys!'. "I well get ready then ruby, you have four ramen fanatics in this house and we consume it on the daily. Are you sure you can keep up with this noodle train?." ruby looked at the blond with a cocky smirk and said something that only made Naruto love her more.

"choo choo motherfucker"