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Training ground

A tower of smoke signalled the arrival of naruto and wiess as they reappeared in the elemental nations, with two new changes. Naruto had on his back, a large black scroll with red tribal markings and wiess had in her grasp, four small scrolls with the colours of her team. "well that was definitely something I wasn't expecting from you naruto" "what do you mean wiess?" he turned to Weiss to see a small smile and kind gaze from the supposed 'ice queen'. "you single handedly changed the very hearts and souls of beings that brought about the end of my era AND that have been drowning in guilt for over a millennium. I can see why ruby likes you now"

"yeah, because im like that jaune guy. Speaking of which, what was he like exactly?" "a pain in my ass" wiess couldn't help but laugh at naruto's faceplant at that blunt and unexpected statement "w-what?!" calming herself down, wiess gave an explanation about how jaune started out weak and almost pitiful, with an unhealthy fan boy crush on her. "wait you said he started like that. what happened?" "phyrra….". naruto took notice of the downcast and sorrow filled look that wiess now possessed.

"who's phyrra?" "phyrra nikos… a beautiful and strong warrior huntress. She was in love with jaune and sacrificed her life to protect him. You see, jaune was his team's leader and phyrra was his second in command. She trained him until… until her death. He grew colder after that and pushed himself into his training until he could wipe the floor with all of us, even you. It wasn't until he watched his second love die that he unlocked his semblance and became the sage of six paths."

Naruto watched as wiess smiled sadly as she spoke of her old friends. "who was his second love?" "… it was me" looking at her in surprise, he remembered something that ruby had told him a few days prior "but I thought you always rejected him?" "I did.. until phyrra died. He needed comfort and a reason to fight other than revenge, so I gave him that reason. And he became even stronger because of it". Naurto asked nothing more about it, knowing what wiess was implying "love can move mountains.. or destroy them".

looking towards the sky, they saw that that it was already mid-day "we should really get back. We have a lot of news to tell and I have a lesson plan to write up" "agreed".

Naruto's apartment

Inside the apartment, ruby and blake were sat down in the couch with naruko and kurama. "he probably hates me.. " "ruby, we have ALL told you already, naruto would never hate you!" ruby looked to a tired looking blake in rage "THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY BELLADONA! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIS MEMORIES LIKE I HAVE!". This interested kurama, as shown by him looking to ruby with a raised eyebrow. "hang on, you've seen naruto's memories? All of them?" "yes.. I've every betrayal, every stab, every kick… every assault on his body. If he saw what happened earlier as a betrayal *sob* he would never forgive me". Kurama engulfed ruby in a hug, seeing her tears cascade down her cheeks. "shush shush…. It'll be ok rubes.. I've been with naruto all his life, and believe me, he would never hate you. If anything, he's probably already come up with a way to make it up to you. He always did take on too much of the blame"

Blake watched as ruby giggled at kurama's little joke, taking notice at how fatherly kurama was. "he would be good with kids.. WAIT! Where did that come from?" shaking her head to dismiss the thoughts till later, all four heads turned to the door as it opened, naruto and wiess walking through. "NARUTO!" almost falling backwards on impact, naruto caught the ruby ball that was apologising to him profusely. Knowing immediately what this was about, he simply held her and carried her back to the sofa in a tight embrace. Wiess however took notice of the missing two members "where are menma and yang?". All three girls blushed while kurama simply chuckled as he sat up to explain. "the idiot and the bombshell thought it would be fun to have a drinking contest. Which then turned into them hooking up in his bedroom in order to 'get back at their siblings for rubbing their relationship in their face'. They haven't come out in 3 hours and thanks to the silencing seals, we have no idea whats going on… thank god".

Silence ran out the room, the two newcomers standing with blank faces. Wiess was the first to speak. "huh… and I was hoping to be the one to score next." They all turned to her in shock, naruko being the one to speak for her mind "but who would you go for? You're a noble and the only 'nobles' around here is sasuke and he isn't exactly boyfriend material. "then it's good that I'm a lesbian". Naruko, being the only one in the room that wasn't aware of this fact, was shocked and in disbelief. "prove it". Now in her defence, she was expecting wiess to kiss blake or ruby, someone who she had been with her entire life.

That is why it broke her mind to find wiess's lips on hers "WHAT THE FLYING FUCK? HOW DARE SHE… actually… I kind of like this… OK, TOUNGE IS TOO FAR MISSY!" pushing the shnee away, naruko sat there with a blush and just stared at the smirking wiess, along with the entire room. "… ok I believe you now. But at least take me out to dinner if you're gonna do that again". Once again she was expecting wiess to fall at her joke, but was surprised as wiess offered her hand "how does a full course meal at the burning leaf sound?". Naruko simply nodded and walked with her in a daze.

As the door closed, the remaining occupants just watched the doorway in stunned silence. "did that just happen?" "I think it did babe…". Naruto smiled as he looked towards blake and kurama. "that just leaves you two". Said two looked towards him in shock "what's that meant to mean fishcake?!". Ignoring kurama's jab at his name, he decided to use some rare logic on him "there's me and ruby, menma and yang and now wiess and naruko. It seems that all of us are getting into relationships with each other and you two are the only ones left" "even so, that doesn't mean that us two are gonna-" "fuck it, why not?".

Kurama looked towards blake in surprise, she herself simply responding with a smile and blush "he has a point kurama and anyway, I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a normal human but you, you're essentially a faunus. Plus you're just the kind of man I like, calm and wise yet hot-blooded and protective. What do you say we go intrude of wiess and naruko for a double date?"

The ex-nine tails looked towards blake in silence. Just as she was starting to give up hope that kurama would accept her request, he gave a grin and spoke "heh, I will admit I wasn't expecting this to happen but hey, why not? I aint getting any younger and I haven't had a relationship before. This will be a nice learning experience". The two shot towards the door laughing as ruby and naruto watched them with blank eyes and even blanker faces.

"babe?" "yeah hime?" "did we just see both our entire teams hook up in a single day?" "yes hime we did… how?" "I have absolutely no idea naru". Shaking his head at the ensuing headache, he placed his scroll down and led ruby by the hand into his room. "wait naruto, what're you doing?" "menma and yang are fucking, the others are on a date and we don't have any plans. We are sitting in my room and watching films for the rest of the day, in each other's arms". Ruby didn't oppose the idea as she was pulled into the room and nearly dragged onto the bed.

"ok what type of film do you want to watch babe?" "got any horrors?" "uhh yeah around here somewhere" ruby looked towards naruto's film collection only to see an entire wardrobe of neatly stacked cases and discs "you really went to work on those tech blueprints I gave you didn't you?" "yep. Blue-ray, VHS, and a 42-inch flatscreen all in a day. And now we get to reap the benefits" ruby threw a pillow at naruto "ow, what was that for?" "the pun". Looking towards her in confusion, naruto asked what she meant "you said 'reap the benefits', that was a pun as I'm a reaper with my scythe".

"uhhh sorry, unintended" with that he went back to finding the horror section of his films "AHA! Here it is!" he pulled out a small case titled eight legged freaks. "never seen that before. What's it about?" "its about a shack of spiders that get mutated by radioactive substances and grow to immense sizes. I'm talking about tarantulas the size of buildings" ruby shivered in fear and almost jumped under the douvet "NO NO NO! I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS!" "o-ok babe. I'll choose something else".

He put the case down and noticed something "oh shit.. ruby I don't have any other horrors." "oh well… how about you choose something then?" now that was something naruto could do. He pulled out his favourite film and slammed it into the disk tray. "what was that babe?" "just watch hime, I want to introduce you to the beauty of harry potter"

All seven films later

the credits were rolling as ruby, now laying in-between narutos legs as he held her from behind, watched with stars in her eyes. "oh my dust, naru that was amazing!" she turned to see that naruto was asleep, having been too relaxed. She simply rolled her eyes and turned off the tv and dvd player using a remote and snuggled up to him. She kissed him on the lips and went to sleep, but not before saying "goodnight naruto… I love you".

She never noticed their teammates watching through the door and window.

Next morning

The apartment was filled with the morning sunlight, setting a soft orange glow upon the furniture as four doors opened to reveal four smiling girls. Nothing was said as they all walked into the living room and sat down, simply enjoying the fact that they KNEW what had transpired. "details?" "details". Yang was the first to go, sseing her story was the most simple " I guess all I can say, is that if the others are like menma in bed, then you three are all going to be REALLY happy. He's a bloody stamina freak". Wiess and blake went next as they had a shared experience "well our date's went well, kurama was a gentleman with me and naruko was the perfect little shy girl. I think wiess wanted to do a lot more than just kiss her goodnight" "well you're not wrong but, I don't think she's ready for that. turns out in her universe she never had a single relationship and I don't want to make things to fast for her". The three of them all looked towards ruby, awaiting the story behind their snuggle session "ok guys, I get it.. basically we just watched a series of films called harry potter, brilliant stories of romance, action, fantasy and magic. He fell asleep holding me and when I woke up just now he.. well he was already awake"

"wait, you mean he's awake right now?" "yeah, he's putting the finishing touches on his lesson plan. He had a metal rose with a note telling me he'd be busy and that he'd see me later. Also that he loves me but that's a given". The girls just smiled until wiess stood up in shock "oh dust! I forgot what I wanted to tell you three yesterday!" she ran and grabbed both her four scrolls and naruto's one.

"now before you say anything girls, let me explain something. When me and naruto went to see the grimm, we discovered how they actually worshipped us and they had preserved our original bodies inside a crystal made from the same material that grimm themselves are made from. These four scrolls contain our.. our bodies." The others looked to the scrolls with a form of distain, not comfortable with being in the same room as their corpses "they gave them to us so we can give ourselves a proper burial. Naruto convinced them to hand them over AS WELL as letting them become his summons!".

This was a surprise to them as they had thought the grimm were still in exile. Wiess, seeing their confusion, explained what naruto had done, and the bond he had built with angulous. Ruby couldn't help but grin at her boyfriend's way with words, and the way they can affect anyone's heart… even beings without physical hearts. "so are you telling me, that my boyfriend now has a GRIMM DRAGON at his beck and call?" "I wouldn't say that hime".

They turned to see naruto walk though the front door, wearing nothing but black jeans and a sleeveless, open, dark blue jacket. "naru!". Naruto caught the smiling ruby, laughing as he spun her around and set her down with a kiss "miss me?", ruby slapped him on the chest playfully "of course I did baka, now what do you mean that isn't what you would say?". Chuckling as he walked into the room, setting down the scroll he had been holding the entire time, he sat down next to ruby as he began his explanation.

"well you see, unlike most summoners, I don't want the grimm to fight battles I cant be bothered to. They need introducing into our world once more and we BOTH need to learn how to utilise a summons/summoner relationship, not to mention as the first summoner, I need to help design a new type of sage mode." "why not fusion?". Looking towards blake, he asked what she meant. "fusion. In other words, a form that's essentially you, but with Grimm features? Say like, bone armour, wings, claws and a stinger?". Naruto grinned as he got out a small grey scroll and wrote down the ideas, before it puffed away in black smoke. "just sent angleous the idea, she'll reply later with her response"

Picking up his grey scroll and unravelling it, he looked towards the four of them with a small smile "speaking of ideas, I need you four to look over this lesson plan for huntsmen" nodding, they looked over the scroll to see that naruto had designed a whole lesson plan for every day of the weak, each part taught by one of them. Blake would teach stealth and kenjutsu, yang would teach taijutsu, wiess would teach the theory and jutsu, ruby would teach weapon theory and creation, menma would teach strategy, kurama would combine shinobi and huntsman training and naruko would teach survival lessons. Finally, he would set aside time to create the weapons at graduation and extra lessons concerning all seven. But the part that got their attention was where the lesson would be taught. "i-is that BEACON!" "um kinda. You see there is something truly fascinating that I've discovered thanks to angelous.."

"whats than naru?" naruto looked up to his girlfriend and said in a near whisper "the land of fire IS vale…". Reeling back in shock, ruby spoke with a hopeful voice "w-what?" "hi no kuni is vale.. when the lands rearranged after jaune's death, vale moved to become the land of fire.. the emerald forest is the forest of death in this village. And that's the greatest thing. The village is in the same location as the city of vale, and beacon would be where the hokage monument is.. I'm going to rebuild beacon and create a new wave of huntsmen, set on maintaining peace between the villages."

The girls could only sit there, not aware of the tears of joy running down their faces, a single thought going through each of their minds. "h-he's rebuilding beacon.. he's rebuilding our home… he's rebuilding vale". Unable to hold herself back, ruby jumped naruto and passionately kissed him, the others only looking on thankfully that this kind soul had given a second chance to become who they once were.

Not shinobi

Not warriors.

Not teachers.

And not killers.

But huntresses once more.

(AU: yep, that's right! I goofed ya all! Now when I said before that team KMNN wouldn't go to beacon, I didn't say that they wouldn't go anyway. I've been rewriting chapter this for ages now, trying to figure out how to add this in, and this was the best way I could think of. I don't plan on rewriting the entire naruto universe, rather giving teams KMNN and RWBY a purpose as, lets be honest, I've kind of written them as the strongest beings in this story. I did say I would do that, but didn't exactly realise at the time how hard it would be to write, so I'm doing this now so I can add some more development to their characters and maybe some entertaining story changes. Hope this wasn't too much of a change for you readers, as I am really enjoying writing this and look forward to the chaos I can create with this plot device. On a side note, beacon will be built and finished by chunnin exams because, shadow clones)