I do not own rwbollocks or narutard
(AU: yeah. I know what you're all going to say. Why did I have naruto propose to ruby so early? Well think of it this way. Their world is one of constant death and destruction as well as underhanded tactics, so its essential to find happiness as soon as possible. Its literally a race against your own approaching death, and considering the entire elemental nations know of naruto now, so do all of his future enemies all at once. He needs something to keep him going.)
Prelim arena
Naruto and ruby were at hiruzen's side as they waited for the remaining fighters to arrive. Naruto had created a chair next to the third's out of pure silver and sat down with ruby on his lap, wearing her new ring and a fading blush. On their way they had been noticed by teams 8 and 10, now known as KSHK (kashyk) and ACIS (axis) and ino, being the living gossip magnet, noticed the ring on ruby's hand and pretty much tackled them for the news. Needless to say that hinata had not been happy, as shown by the way she stormed off towards the arena.
As the last combatant arrived, the hokage stood up and began his speech (lets be honest, you all know what this is about and none of us want to read/type it out again. So SKIP) after a strange skip, a sickly looking jounin jumped down and took control of the matches. "now before we begin.." they looked to the third once more "I would like to request that you all put on a brilliant show. With me here today is the kariudokage of the new beacon academy. he is here to scout out potential huntsmen and therefore, needs you to all fight at your best."
Naruto then stood up also, ruby pouting at the loss of her chair "thank you hiruzen-dono. Yes, I am here to see if any of you are worthy of joining my school and become a huntsman. All I ask is you show respect to your opponent and give me a show that will be remembered for ages to come. now with that, shall we proctor?". The procter nodded and proceeded to activate the board. Al the gennin waited in suspense as the two names finally appeared.
Hinata hyuuga vs keriye momochi
"would all combatants other than the two designated please leave the arena?" as the others left, hinata lokked at the remaining nin to see a mist nin wearing the classic mist hunter nin costume with a strangely familiar sword on her back, a sword that naruto recognised. "that's zabuza's sword!". "indeed naruto-dono. I do believe she is his illegitimate daughter. I sent the sword back after you killed him and from the looks of things, it was inherited by his next of kin".
Hinata stood there, watching as her opponant hold the sword in a lazy form and taunted her "a leaf nin.. heh weak. Maybe I should clip those wings of yours, let you see how us REAL shinobi fight?". This was the wrong thing to say, as when the proctor announced the match, hinata sprang forward, coating her wings with wind chakra. The poor mist shinobi never stood a chance as her blade, and her arm were shattered and her body coated with cuts. The medics ran to check on the clearly dying girl as hintata walked away, her feathers stained with the girls blood. "you would do well not to insult my village you bitch.. if you survive to fight again"
The proctor merely watched as the blood covered hyuuga walked to the balcony and shook his head "I knew that the gaki's proposal would affect her.. but not this bad" the board spun again, a new set of names showing.
Ino yamanaka vs kiba inazuka
The two looked to each other and nodded, making a silent agreement to have a fair fight. On the way down, naruto kept watching hinata, not able to stop the thoughts that she had been too brutal during the fight. "shino's anger, hinata's brutality.. have these transformations changed us mentally to?" his thoughts were stropped as the fight began, kiba lunging towards ino with his claws
"common dog breath, where's akamaru? Don't you need your partner" ino taunted while using her agility to dance around kiba's strikes. Strangely both of them were smiling, seemingly enjoying their back and forth "I'm testing myself, I want to see if I can fight without the little guy!" his words were accented by a single hit, clipping ino's ankle. He did not expact to have his hand covered in a web-like substance though, and this cost him.
Ino back flipped away, seeing kiba's hand stuck to the ground. "you're done for now kiba! My web is as strong as ninja wire, you will never be able to break it!" "WHO SAID I NEED TO?". The audience watched in shock as kibe tore the ground up, his fist covered in tone tiles. "damn!... that was kinda hot." And ino's perverted mind turned out to be her downfall as she was too distracted to notice as kiba used the stone to knock her out flat. Smashing the stone on his hand, kiba picked up the unconscious ino and carried her up to the balcony.
"kiba inazuka WINS!". The next names flew past, landing on shikamaru and chouji. "forfit!" "ok then, shikamaru wins by forfit!" "CHOUJI YOU BASTARD! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!" chouji laughed as shikamaru ranted about having to fight in the finals.
(ok I'm skipping the rest of the fights, because I can't write fight scenes for shit. basically everybody from konoha except for chouji, tenten and neji pass, temari passes and so does dosu)
"winner gaara! That was the final match, would all finalists please come down here!" the remaining finallists all lined up as naruto and hiruzen walked down to address them. Naruto came first "well done. All of you performed admirably and all of you have proven yourself worthy of the title huntsman. After these exams, I will personally send letters to your kages to request that you transfer to my village and train to become a peace keeper of our great nations. However, you must first pass these exams. I think I will let the old fart next to me explain the next test"
Hiruzen slapped naruto across the head, shocking the gennin at how casual these two kage seemd "as the disrespectful gaki said, I will explain what will happen now. You will all pick out a number from the box being handed to you now." And so they did, all of them seeing their number and wondering its use "now that you have all chosen, you will step forth and hand your number to anko here, were it will be used to select your slot in the tournament.
After doing so, these were the results.
Hinata vs shikamaru
Ino vs shino
Lee vs gaara
Dosu vs temari
Fuu vs winner of match four
"as of now, we start the month long break so you can recover and train. Use this time wisely, as I am sure your opponent will as well."
(sorry about this chapter being smaller than usual and the fight scenes being skipped. I just wanted to get this part over and done with as I do not like writing large fight scenes like these exams.)
