And so the disclaimer was written by one very hungover author
The sun was rising over the village, birds were singing and 6 tired huntsmen were dragging themselves into the livingroom. "you would think they would learn to use the fucking silencing seals by now" "or at least yang would wear a gag. Fuckin screamers". Naruto shook his head at their comments "jeeze blake. Usually you and kurama are the most reserved, but a little sleep deprivation and you become as crude as a sailor".
Kurama smacked naruto round the head while growling "you try snuggling with your girlfriend when all you can hear from THE NEXT ROOM, is 'oh yeah, right there!' or some other dirty comment!". Ruby watched as naurto and kurama argued with a full blown blush, also being aware enough to hear said comments when she was sleeping. Looking to blake to talk to her, she paled as she noticed the flushed cheeks and dishevelled hair. "oh fuck…".
The catgirl looked to ruby in confusion, along with every member of the group "what is it ruby?" "blake… what month is it?" "january, why… oh SHIT!". the boys and naruko watched in confusion as wiess paled and shot to blake in an instant "wait, what's going on!?" "JANUARY IS THE SEASON THAT BLAKE GOES INTO HEAT!". Kurama, hearing that this month was the month that he was in the most danger, grabbed naruto and shot out of the apartment though the window.
Outside
"wait kurama! Why are you draggin me with you!" "BECAUSE IF BLAKE IS IN HEAT, THEN SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET IN MY PANTS! THAT MEANS I GOT TO STAY AWAY FROM HER UNTIL THE PASSION HAS DIED DOWN!" he yelled back while jumping from rooftop to rooftop, until naruto pulled back and stopped him. "and once again, this includes me how?" sighing, he turned to the grimm sage "that means we can finally get to work on putting in the furniture at the academy. Get the classrooms set up and such seeing as we've been putting it off."
"but that's borrringgg!" naruto whined like a child. "so is losing sleep to blake rapeing me, but I'm pretty sure you would prefer this over THAT!". naruto nodded with a pale face, dreading the time when kurama couldn't escape until he realised a horrifying fact. "umm kurama?" "yeah bro?" "if allFaunus go into heat… doesn't that mean I will to?".
Back that the apartment
Ruby and wiess had just finished locking and bracing blake's room when ruby sneezed. "you getting sick ruby?" "no, someone is just probably talking about me.". wiess shook her head at that statement "honestly, you're a combined age of 280 years old yet you still act like such a child. God I can't wait till naruto goes into heat so you can finally grow up some.". ruby froze at that statement "E-EHH?!" "what didn't you figure that out yet? Because naruto is a faunus now, he's gonna go into heat. And just like blake's first mating season, he's gonna be a sex crazed beast".
And so ruby passed out in a jet of blood and a goofy grin
Meanwhile
Naruto and kurama had just reached beacon, walkin in through the door to see bland room's and corridoors. "sooo… how are we going to do this?" "I can use my mokuton thanks to the rinnegan and you use your metal release. We'll combine them to create furniture and such?". Naurot nodded but stopped when he realised what kurama had said. "wait, metal release?" "yeah bro. I researched a little into your ability by seeing if there was anything similar in history in my memories. Turns out there was a shinobi from iwa who could manipulate minerals to create and shape metal. kami sama' gave you that ability and a new chakra element. You have littoral metal natured chakra".
"metal chakra? Nice." "indeed, now lets get moving alright? We got over 100 rooms to decorate and 2 weeks to draw it out." "so no shadow clones?" "only about 50 each. Don't wanna drag things too far out do we?". Naruto just laughed at the sarcastic comment as he got out a scroll and unsealed a large toolbox. "nice, make'em yourself?" "na. ruby said that I should to not rely on my abilities to much. Besides, I may have changed, but you still have my old body. Some classic DIY work might put some more muscle on that body".
"oh fuck off!" he turned to see kurama explode in smoke. When it faded, it revealed kurama's old body but at naruto's size. "W-WHOA! When could you do THAT!?" "I discovered it a few days ago. It's a pain to regrow all that skin so I can turn back, but its worth it to use my tails again.". naruto decided not to say anything more, instead handing kurama one of every tool, seeing as he could hold them in his tails.
Back at the apartment (because who wants to read about construction)
After cleaning up ruby's nosebleed and filling menma and yang in on what happened that mourning, we find them sitting in the living room just talking. "so menma, yang. Did you have fun keeping us up all night?". Blushing and coughing into his hand, menma looked at wiess in embarrassment. "hehe sorry guys.. I uh, kind of had a pulse of chakra shoot out that disrupted the silencing seals." "wait, why were you using chakra?".
This caused yang to blush bright red and look away from menma. "I was using tsyukuyomi to uhh…. You know what, never mind!". Naruko and wiess both giggled and shook their heads, while ruby just sat back, still thinking of what wiess had said earlier. "hey ruby?" naruko looked to the reaper as she jolted out of her thoughts "um uh wha? Oh sorry naruko, you were saying something?" "I was asking when you and naruto are gonna finally do the deed?". Hearing this, menma kissed yang on the cheek and bolted for his room, activating the seals.
"T-THAT'S NOT ANY OF YOUR BUISNESS!" "oh come on ruby, even me and wiess have a little fun now and then, surely you two have done SOMETHING?". Shaking her head franticly, ruby replied "no! he's proposed to me so I'm waiting!" "yeah right.". looking towards her sister in shock at her betrayal, ruby couldn't help but make a comment. "well I'm sorry that me and naruto didn't hook up on the first date, but we prefer romance over beastial sex!".
It took her a few seconds to realise what she said, but instead of seeing a hurt sister, she instead saw her with an understanding smile. "you want him that bad huh?". Ruby sighed, knowing she had been caught out. "yeah.. he;s so goddamn dense but that's why I love him. He's such a romantic twat that he can't tell when I want to take it further. Its been a long time since wave and if it wasn't for the chuunin exams, he would be out of the village on a mission. Seeing you and menma.. I can't help but be a little jealous".
They went silent, remembering that ruby wasn;t the innocent little girl she appeared to be, wiess remembering the times she had caught her with blakes special books. Luckily menma came out, having secretly being listening in. "just tell him" "MENMA! You know I can't do that-" "actually you can. He's spoken to me and kurama about it and he wants to take your relationship further too. Anyway, best stop talking about this because my tracking seal that naruto put on himself for us is starting to pulse, he's on his way home".
It was a blind rush to look normal, having only seconds before the door opened and the blonde dragon walked in. "hey guys, whats up?" "oh nothing babe, how was your day?" "oh it was fine, me and kurama got a third of beacons furniture set up, hes staying overnight to get some more done. I also heard something interesting…". He walked up to ruby and pulled her into his room, noticing menma smirking. "told you that the bug seal would help" "finally! I thought he would never notice the note I slipped in his pocket!". Wiess got up, pulling a seal out of her sleeve and tearing it.
Inside the room
Ruby was sitting on the bed while naruto paced the room with flushed cheeks. "soo uhh… oh crap, how do I say this?" "you heard everything didn't you..". hearing the shy voice, he turned to notice ruby with pink cheeks and her head down. "um.. yeah I did. Wiess slipped me an eavesdrop seal without me noticing and I heard it all on the way over… do you really think that we're ready for that?" "I don't know naru.. I want it, I want to take this further so bad… but im scared."
Naruto embraced ruby, the small girl shaking "hey hey… its ok babe.. I'm scared too.. what about this." Pulling away and wiping a single tear from ruby's eye, he smiled and turned away while speaking. "I'll order take out tonight and we watch some more movies… see how it goes on from there. Is that ok babe?". Nodding and growing a small smile, ruby finally looked up. "ok naru.. I'm willing to do that".
Hugging each other to calm the others nerves, the two joined hands and walked back out, being met with expectant eyes. "huh, Deja-vu eh babe?", those words broke the ice, causing the entire room to collapse with laughter. Blake however had heard everything and, despite being in heat, decided to help her old friend. Using what little chakra she could in her state, she sent an isolated pulse of her pheromones to naruto under the door, watching through the keyhole as his scales seemed to spike out instantly as they hit. Unfortunitly, her mind was too fogged by her urges to help her accuracy, hitting all of the occupants in the room "ohhh fuck… did not mean to do that!"
Of course, naruto had noticed the instant he was hit, smelling a sent similar to honey and.. roses? He turned to his fiancé only to be hit by a sudden wave of chills. He felt his scales start to emerge further and hair stand on end. Wiess noticed this and looked towards blakes room, seeing an amber orb poking through the keyhole, also picking up a very familiar smell. The smell of blakes pheromones. Flashing a thumbs up towards the door as she felt the sent began to take affect, she made a memo to thank blake at a later date.
(AU: note that I am NOT going to write lemons. These next few bits are to make it seem less like loveless sex between naruto and ruby, but instead more loving by building up to it. Before you ask why I won't write lemons, it's simply because people I know IRL read this. I am NOT about to subject myself to that shit)
Later that evening
Naruto and ruby were laying under a duvet in each other's arms while watching one of ruby's favourite movies, lesbian vampire killers. (yes this is a real movie, its actually very funny). Currently naruto was catching his breath after seeing the movies main weapon "IT'S A FUCKING COCK SWORD! HAHH AHHHA AAHHHAA HHAAAA HAHAHA" ruby too, was also giggling at the image, unable to not resist the laughter that came with hearing of the weapon "god ruby, you must want that weapon bad!", that was the breaking point as ruby too, collapsed with laughter. Hearing the sudden rush of chakra, she turned around and immediately fell of the bed laughing with tears.
Naruto had made the cock sword and was currently holding it by the handle in a lewd fashion. "ewwww why did I do this?!" "I hahah don't hahah know!". Deciding to prank ruby, he coated his hand in chakra, grabbed it by the blade and pointed the handle towards ruby. Now this was when ruby came to notice what had happened and immediately stopped laughing. Looking up she saw naruto snickering at her, so deciding to turn the table, she grabbed the handle in a provocative way.
This instantly got naruto's attention, seeing ruby almost jacking off the cock shaped sword handle. Letting go of the construction, the blade dissipated instantly, leaving ruby to focus on his heavily flushed cheeks. She herself did not know why she had done such a thing, having felt weird since their laughing fit tin the main room. She did however know that the duvet was NOT supposed to rise that high with someone underneath it. "oh my god.. naruto Is that?-" "yeah… um sorry, I'll just move to the edge of the bed." But as he began to move, ruby held his arm and kept him still…
"no.. i.. I think I'm ready.. naru-koi" "are you sure ruby? It's fine if you don't want to". Ruby silenced any further protesting by kissing him, chaste but passionate. Getting up, she activated the silencing seals and undressed, showing naruto her full glory. Nothing was said as she walked up to him and kissed him while crawling into bed, the movie having long been turned off due to naruto stumbling onto the remote. "ruby… you're beautiful.. I love you." "I love you too naruto".
and so the two embraced, preparing to take the final step, unaware that their neighbouring couples had long since started. needless to say that no-one got much sleep that night
(ANNNNNNNND STOP RIGHT THERE!. I am not writing that scene any further. Now I will say this once, and only once. This WAS going to happen, the rating is M, they're in a couple and already engaged and as It was said before, naruto would have gone into heat eventually. With this I tried my best to make this as romantic as possible. You want lemons, you have to wait a LONG TIME! As I will never write lemons as long as my friends read these fictions, if I even write them at all. With that being said, I hope you enjoyed the chapter anyway as I decided to make it seem more adult, just to see if anyone preferred it to go into the M rating it's meant to be.)