Not a fan of pink but this little prompt caught me eye so here we are.

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Prompt Used:"I bought my friend a neon pink dildo as a gag gift but I accidentally got the presents mixed up and gave it to you instead and now I have to awkwardly explain what happened" AU by festivelyhomo

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Daisy sighed in relief, it took a while to wrap so many gifts but it was worth it. Her real gifts were in a pile and her gag gifts were on her bed freshly wrapped. Nodding to herself she grabbed her phone to check the time and see if anyone had messaged her while she had been busy. Nothing had gone insanely wrong while she had been busy so she gathered up her boxes to deliver, everyone loved a good gag gift.

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Simmons looked up when she caught a flash of color out of the corner of her eye, smiling when she saw Daisy grinning at her. Holding up a finger she saved her report on faster ICER rounds for enhanced targets like Robbie. Satisfied her work was saved the British doctor turned to face her grinning friend, "Well someone looks proud of themselves."

Daisy nodded, she loved getting reactions from her friends, and their real gifts always made up for any hard feelings from the gag gifts. "I happen to rock at gift giving."

"Well when you are being serious with them yes," Jemma corrected in good humor, Daisy always meant well.

"Keep telling yourself that, go on prove me right," Daisy knew she was going to get a great reaction out of Jemma. Pulling out her phone she hit record as Jemma tore open the paper like a very proper British person, it was adorable.

Jemma smiled as she reached into the box, "Oh what darling little skulls."

Daisy froze as Jemma smiled at the fuzzy car dice with Jack Skeleton faces rather then dots, "oh shit..." Snatching the dice from a shocked Jemma Daisy started to panic, "Sorry, mistake, bye!"

Fitz blinked when Daisy ran past him in mad panic, "Were those fuzzy dice for a car she was running with?"

Jemma nodded with a knowing smile, "I believe she mixed up my gag gift with Robbie's."

"Should we go watch the fallout, you know in case she needs our support?" Fitz asked seriously before breaking into a grin, he just could not help it.

"As her friends we owe it to her," Jemma answered as she stood with an exaggerated regal demeanor before grinning back at Fitz.

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"There is a God!" Daisy cried spotting Robbie standing outside his door, her voice catching his attention. Placing a hand on a solid shoulder she fought to catch her breath, mad dashes were great cardio. "Don't. Open. That. Door."

Robbie turned and blinked at Daisy, glancing at her hand on his shoulder with a mix of concern and confusion. Her warning did not make any sense to him, "What are you talking about? Did someone set up a prank or something?"

"Wrong time of year, isn't it?" Daisy asked looking up, were pranks beyond snowballs to the face common this time of year? When Robbie just gave a little shrug she decided to let it go, it really did not mater. "No, well maybe, I guess you could look at that way."

Robbie frowned now simply confused, these S.H.I.E.L.D. agents sometimes just did not make sense to him, "What are you talking about exactly?"

Daisy sighed as she straightened, she had always been honest with Robbie, well mostly when they first met. "I sort of got Jemma this neon pink dildo for a gag gift, and kinda got the gifts mixed up so now I am standing her an awkwardly explaining this to you." Robbie just blinked at her before he started laughing, Daisy was shocked to see him really laugh. "Way to be supportive."

Robbie shrugged as he crossed his arms, shoulder resting on the wall near his door, "There, there poor little thing."

"Asshole," Daisy muttered playfully punching his arm, grinning when he smirked at her, "Seriously though thanks for being so understanding about all of this."

"Your other friends would be freaking out be now than?" Robbie had to admit that would be amusing to watch, except for May which would worry him.

"Ha ha, shut up," Daisy did not go around shocking her friends, though if she told them she had gotten Robbie to laugh that might just do it.

"WHAT THE HELL ROBBIE!?"

Daisy jumped at the shot, Robbie jerking to face the door before relaxing since Gabe's shout was not a come save me kind of shout. "Did you know he was in your room?"

Robbie frowned in thought for a moment, "He mentioned dropping by so...kinda."

Daisy sighed, it was nice to know demon host or not Robbie was still a guy, "I hope your brother is as understanding as you are."

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Yeah kinda had to do this little gem to even out my deeper One Shots here. Feel free to weigh in on if you think Gabe was as understanding in a comment/review.