Craig was trying to find a notebook on his locker, his eyes still heavy from waking up after a night with few hours of sleep (his thoughts about certain blonde kept him awake for a long time) when he almost had a fucking heart attack.

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!" Clyde screamed behind him, making the Tucker boy jump at the same spot and almost stuck his hand in the locker's door.

"Your dad is going to be more surprise when I rip your face off bitch." Craig smacked his arm, receiving a whine as response. "Do this again, I dare you."

"C'mon man, why do you have to be so grumpy? My pretty face bothers you that much?" Clyde complained, rubbing the sore place.

"Your presence in this right moment bothers me."

"Your friend is finally better and back to your social circle, and that's how you welcome him back?"

"If he wasn't a dick, he'd win a proper greeting." Craig took his backpack, walking in silence for a while and sitting on the stairs, being followed by the brown-haired boy. Clyde stared at him for a while until he finally spoke again.

"Anyway, I was thinking, can't we eat in here at today's lunch?"

"At the main entrance? Why?" Craig asked with a raised eyebrown.

"Y-You k-know I just got better from my cold. The cafeteria has noise and stuff... Yeah noise is bad for recovering from a cold." Clyde looked to the sides, trying to avoid eye contact.

"Let's pretend for a second that you're not lying here, but with the full knowledge that if you planning something that will fuck me you know what's going to happen." Craig warned, pointing a finger at his face.

"I promise man!"

"Good."

-x-

Tweek was feeling weirdly rested that morning, probably because he could finally have a night where he in fact, slept. He was so lost in thoughts about the almost kiss that he forgot to drink coffe in the dinner, and after playing a little bit of videogames and having his good night call with Craig he passed out as a baby. Or a drunk hobo in a hospital bed.

"Hey Tweek, can you come here for a second?" He came back to reality with one of the asian girls calling him for a corner where the whole group was. They were giggling and talking at other languages as always, but the whole bunch of girls turn back to him when he got there.

"Yes?" The blonde asked, curious about whet they wanted from him. Aside from their arts about him and his boyfriend, he never really had contact with those girls.

"Could you meet us at lunch next to the stairs in the main entrance and answer some questions about your relationship? Will be very quick, I promise you." The one girl that called him there asked, sketching something at her notebook.

"E-Eh? Why would I do that?! Will probably be something embarassing and Craig will get angry at you all! I don't want him getting in trouble for fighting!" He moved his arms randomly.

"No, no, I promise you that we're not wanting something private. Also, should I refresh your memory with the fact that, if it wasn't because of us you two would probably not be together? You kinda owe us that Tweek."

"I don't like to owe things! It could lead to horrible endings! I'll a-answer if it pays my debt!" The blonde finally gave up, preparing his mind for whatever they could question. That group could be very scary sometimes, with their hability to turn anything in a sexual drawing. If he thought about the day that he saw they drawing Cartman, Kyle and Butters he'd probably run away and never come back to school again.

"Awesome." The girl smiled, tipping something on her phone. "We'll see you at lunch!"

"F-Fine." Tweek picked up his thermos, having a long sip before finding his boyfriend, an atempt to escape his anti-caffein lecture. He was already too worried and in need of confort.

-x-

"Finally you got here Tweek! Your boyfriend is very moody today." Clyde jumped of his place just when he saw Tweek getting close to them.

"Is not my fault if you're pissing me off." Craig pulled his boyfriend to sit next to him.

"Don't be mean with Clyde for today Craig! He could get sick again and die!"

"Fine." It was almost funny how Craig was uncapable of treating Tweek in the same way that he treated the rest of the world. "Hey babe."

"Hey darling."

"I gonna give you lovebirds some space while the class doesn't start." Clyde disappeared at the corridor without another word.

"He's acting weird. What's wrong?" Tweek stated.

"I don't know, but I'm under the impression that is going to make me sooo pissed."

-x-

Clyde: Is your part of the mission ready?

My asian gf #2: Of course. Thank you for helping us to help their love to blossom.

Clyde: I'm happy to see my friends having a happy ending.

Clyde: But don't forget that if everything goes according to your plan I win a date!

My asian gf #2: Sure.

Clyde: Nice~