Notes: I was sleepy when I posted chapter 5, so I putted the title of chapter 6-7 in there. But now is fixed hahaha Anyway, thank you all for the support and the reviews, and as always, if you have a request for this story or an one-shot, just let me know 3 enjoy the chapter!
"So kids, I'll be teaching you about mental health today, mmkay?" Mr. Mackey was the one taking care of the classes in that day, and everyone stared at him in confusion.
"Why?" Cartman asked with a mocking tone.
"Because is important to know about this mmkay? Is very important to know when a friend is needing your help or what to do when you're feeling bad or sad, mmkay?" The school's counselor stated, writing some topics at the board.
"No one cared about those things when I was wanting to kill myself. Fucking little bitches." Eric complained.
"Because you were faking to get attention. Mr. Mackey, can you teach us about not being a manipulative psychopath?" Kyle asked, looking at his friend.
"Mr. Mackey, can you teach us about not being a soulless ginger from New Jersey or this is behind your therapy-thingie because is a curse not a disorder?" Cartman imitated the ginger's voice.
"You don't even know what a disorder is fatass!"
"Shut up bitch!"
"SILENCE YOU TWO! START TAKING NOTES AND PAYING ATTENTION, MMKAY?!" The adult man finally lost his composure.
"But Mr. Mackey, Craig is also not paying attention to the class. He's not even looking at you, don't you see? Is like he's flipping you off with his body language." Cartman tried to take the focus away of him.
"What? Fuck you fat bitch." Craig flipped him off.
"Is that true Craig? Don't try to became the school's troublemaker again, mmkay? We're very proud of you and PC principal said that we should make you confortable and happy for being gay and accepting yourself, mmkay?"
"He's lying." Actually, Craig was the one really lying, since he was in fact, looking at his boyfriend instead of the counselor. But no way in hell he'd let Cartman win. "I was actually following the theme of your class and doing something that improves my mental health and decreases my agression levels."
"Oh really? So show to the class what it is, mmkay?"
"I'm flirting with my boyfriend. He's very cute so when I look at him I get happy and my need of punching Cartman's liar face decreases a lot. So as you can see, is very effective." There was a mix of "awws" and rolling eyes at the class after the boy's words, but he remained monotonous and serious, trying to make Mackey believe his 50% true story.
"C-Craig!" Tweek complained, blushing.
"O-Okay, as you can see love is a really nice thing when we're talking about mental health, mmkay? Thank you Craig for providing us an example. Let's continue."
Craig didn't forgot to flip Cartman off with a devilish smile before really paying attention to the class.
A lot of "talk with your friends" and "you can trust your parents" and "mmkays" later, the class finally was free to the lunch, going to the cafeteria in their usual groups.
"Clyde said that we should eat next to the stairs today." Craig said, as he grabbed his lunch at the line.
"O-Okay. But I had to talk with the asian girls first." Tweek explained, following his boyfriend in the corridors.
"What the fuck those lunatics want with you?" Craig raised an eyebrown, trying to hold the lunch tray in one hand and Tweek's arm in the other. Those chicks were always screaming like dying pigs when they were together, being capable of acting more annoying than Cartman and Clyde together.
"I-I don't know man, but they promised me that will be quick and not embarassing." He explained, as they got into the main entrance. Clyde was sitting on the last step of the stairs, and the asian girls were just above him, talking and drawing as usual. Too much of a coincidence for Craig's taste, but he decided to play the game until getting to know what was going on.
"It seems that we will be very close, so if you get in trouble, don't hesitate in calling your Super boyfriend here." Craig raised his hand, making a weird pose.
"Don't worry, Wonder Tweek here can handle some stuff." The spazz laughed, kissing him in the cheek and going to meet the girls, as Craig sat next to Clyde, trying to understand the situation next to them.
"Forget the poor boy for a second, would you?" Clyde laughed, starting to talk about girls, the classes and how he hoped that Token brought them gifts from the trip. The conversation lasted some minutes, until Craig got up to return the lunch tray to the cafeteria.
"Look Tweek, your boyfriend is going. You should go with him." One of the asian girls said, making Tweek get up. "Thanks for your help."
Again, Craig had that weird feeling that something was stinking at that whole situation. Clyde did not gave away any explanation for sitting in there, the asian girls did not made Tweek go crazy and run away... All he knew was that him and Tweek were facing each other in a perfect position, only being separated by one single step until they weren't... Did that fucking asian girl just pushed his boyfriend into his direction? He could feel the pressure of their bodies really close as his mind went white for a second.