"So, how are you doing, my favorite homossexual boys? You didn't made anything dirty when we were not here, right? You know that if you lie, the monster of bad coffe will chase you!" Mr. Tweak said in a mockingly way, as he and his wife entered the house and found the two boys watching tv and holding hands.

"N-NO WE WERE JUST WATCHING TV! I SWEAR DAD! GOD, I DON'T WANNA BE CURSED WITH BAD COFFE!" Tweek started to get on his usual crazy mood.

"Sir, I think he don't need another reason to freak out, right?" Craig suggested, trying to not sound unpolite. It was almost against his nature, giving a fuck by what people thought about him, but it would be better to everyone if he had a good relationship with Tweek's parents (specially if he tried to get their help in decreasing Tweek's cafein's intake).

"Sure, sure, I'm sorry about that, son." The old man laughed, sitting on his chair next to the couch.

"Even though he's a lot quieter and less stressed since you guys started dating." Mrs Tweak stated from the kitchen.

"Yeah, coffe and love are kind of miracolous things, honey."

"Sure! Craig's mom told me that he's even being more polite and gentle and staying out of trouble. He just got into trouble twice this week!"

"Can you guys stop talking like we were not in here?!" Tweek asked.

"Let them be honey, is a nice way to try the anxiety-toy." Craig took his book from the bag, ready to give it a check while the dinner wasn't done.

"O-Okay." The blonde took the squeashy gnome, squeezing him so fast that Craig considered the actual chance that the thing could explode, but since it remained still, he focused his attention at the first chapter from the book. "You really like this astronomy thingies, right?"

"Sure. Is very interesting." Craig pointed at a picture. "Look this is our solar system. There is Saturn, who is the Clyde from planets because he's kind of a flamboyant dick. And Jupiter, that is Cartman because he's big and red. I'm the Earth, because I'm just flipping those dicks off because I have life and they don't so they can all suck it."

"This is so cool!" Tweek seemed like he was legitimately interested on that. "What about me? What am I?"

"You're the sun." Craig regreted his words as soon as he saw Tweek getting redder than a tomato, his hands suffocating the poor gnome. He just said that he was so important for his life? "Because of your spiky yellow hair, dummy." He corrected himself.

"O-Oh, sure!"

"And also because you're at a perfect distance from me right now." Craig winked, now allowing his boyfriend to blush how much he wanted.

"Craig!" Tweek moved frenetically, looking at his dad and blushing even more when he remembered that they were being watched.

"C'mon what's the matter son? When your mom was a beautiful young lady I was also very cute and romantic with her." The older man stated.

"So this will end someday?" It was hard to tell if Tweek was relieved or sad with that sentence.

"Nope." Craig interrupted. "Because you'll always be beautiful to me."

"Dinner's ready boys!" The woman called, placing the dishes at the table and saving Tweek from blushing even more. Like that was possible.

-x-

"Thanks for the dinner. It was great." Craig said, going out of the Tweak's house.

"It was a pleasure, Craig! Come back anytime you want." The father shaked his hand. "Let's go honey, let the boys say their boyfriend goodbyes!"

"Why they have to make me embarassed like this? Jesus!" Tweek complained, reaching for his hair but stopping at the middle of the way.

"They are your parents, that's kinda of their life goal." Craig shrugged, pulling the shorter boy closer. "So, can I expect one of your night visits today? Is better if I leave an extra blanket on my bed, you always steal mine when we share."

"N-No! I think I'll be okay! And if I start to frak out I can use the gnome, right?" Tweek's fingers moved across his shoulder, his face burried between it and his neck.

"Hey if that thing starts to be my rival, I want it back."

"Deep breaths, Super Craig." Tweek laughed, stealing one of his boyfriend's catchphrases for when they were playing superheroes.

"Never when I'm around you, Wonder Tweek." Craig answered, placing a kiss on his forehead. "Is hard to breathe when I'm suffocating on aaaaall this lovee." The monotonous voice made the sentences sound way more cheesy.

"Don't suffocate and die Super Craig! I can't live without you!"

"Okay, let's stop the play before I pinch your cheeks." Craig let him free of the embrace, kissing his hand and his cheeks.

"We're so gay man." Tweek laughed.

"Mr. Garrison would be jealous." Craig completed, starting to walk. "See ya at school tommorrow baby."

"See ya. Don't forget to text me when you're home. And you go to sleep." Tweek waved his hand, a little smile on his lips.

"Of course." It was an interesting fact how the blonde started to demand stuff from him without even hesiting, like he could be sure that Craig would be there for him. And that little detail always made the Tucker boy so happy.

"Welcome back son." His father said as soon as he crossed the door. "Did you had fun at Tweek's house?"

"I always do dad... I always do."

"What?"

"Nothing."