Ring Ring Ring

"Shut up."

Ring Ring Ring

"Shut up."

Ring Ring Ring

"Goddamit."

Craig opened his eyes, sighing miserably and starting the day in the most pissed mood that someone can gets after a good and resting night cuddling the shit out of your boyfriend. Whatever was making his cellphone ring like that could go burn in hell... Wait, why the sun was already so bright at the window?

He took his annoying mobile device, seeing the 10:45 glowing, almost in an accusatory way. They were suppose to be at the theater in 15 minutes.

"Why we have to watch a fucking movie so early in the fucking saturday?" He mubled, proceeding to realize the hardest thing ever: Having the guts to wake up a boy that never slept properly, and that was now drooling on his pillow. He checked his cellphone before doing this kind of monstruosity.

The boys and those guys

Clyde Dickvan: So, everyone ready to go?

Token: I'll be there at 10:50, the movie starts by 11:10 so we have time to buy some food.

Kyle: But where's Craig and Tweek? They were last online last night.

Stan: Maybe they're still sleeping?

Kenny: Or having sex.

Fatass: Hey lovebirds, stop having sex and answer us.

Craig: Fuck off Cartman. We were having breakfast, will be in theater at 11

He changed to Token's chat.

Craig: We overslept and so not going to be there at 11

Token: I realized that

Craig: Buy us a popcorn and go, we'll meet you guys inside

Craig Probably after the trailers, though.

Craig sighed, brushing his fingertips at Tweek's hair, thinking at the better forms of waking him up without scaring him too much. If it was for him, they'd just ditch the movie and enjoy some more lazy time, hen cacth up Token and Clyde later and do something together. But certain blonde prepared himself to that for the whole week, so they'd have to follow the plan.

"Craig?" Tweek mumbled, opening one of his eyes and scratching the other.

"Hey babe." He smiled, sitting on the bed. "Look, don't freak out, but we kind of overslept. If we wanna catch the movie we have to leave in 15, 25 minutes at least."

Silence

Silence

"WHAT WE DOING SITTING, THEN? OH MY GOD!" Tweek got up in a rush, taking off his pajamas and changing into his usual clothes.

"And last night he locked himself into the bathroom because he was too ashamed of do this with me looking." Craig thought, putting on his own clothes and his typical hat, giving a check at Stripe and going downstairs just when Tweek finished.

"Ah, good morning boys." Mr. Tucker said, watching a footbal game at the tv.

"Why nobody called us?" Craig asked, shoving off a waffle with orange juice, while Tweek drank two mugs of coffe in no time.

"Because you seemed so tired and confortable. Is saturday, so there isn't a problem, right?"

"It has because now we're late. Whatever. He took Tweek's hand and was almost at the door before turning to his father again. "If someone took a picture of us, I gonna be so pissed."

-x-

"5 minutes to start! Where are those fucking bitches?" Cartman complained, eating a giantic popcorn bucket.

"Craig said that they're coming." Token explained.

"Said where? You guys are keeping secrets from me?" Clyde gasped, on false surprise.

"Stop with the drama, Angelina Jolie."

"So, what do we do?" Stan asked.

"We should enter already, they'll find us there. I hope that they get seats, though." Kyle pointed the big crowd around them, the movie was debuting that morning.

"We all hope." Clyde stated. "For Tweek's mental health."

-x-

"We're almost there, see, I told you that we're going to make it." Craig said, being pushed by his boyfriend. Damn, he was really wanting to accomplish his plan, anyone who saw them at the street probably would guess that they were running away from a robbery or something.

"Oh thank God!" Tweek semmed to calm down a little when they reached the movie theater. 11:05. Still in time, maybe? "And Craig, why your dad didn't complained if he saw us sleeping together?"

"I told you he was just being a dick. Now, I'll be back in a second, okay?"Craig stopped to buy the tickets, while Tweek bought some snacks, popcorn wasn't enough after that crazy breakfast. They got together again in 5 minutes, and Craig looked like he was wanting to go home.

"Good and bad news, honey. Choose."

"DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE IN A TIME LIKE THIS!" Tweek almost dropped the candy bars, his hands shaking randomly.

"Ok, ok." Craig touched his arm. "Good news are we bought the last tickets to the movie. But the seats are on opposites sides."

"Oh."

"I sent a text to Token, you're going to seat next to Cartman and Kyle, I'll be with Stan and Clyde."

"Oh." Tweek was not screaming with his voice, but his eyes were doing that a LOT.

"We can still go home if you want."

"N-NO!" Ok, now he was screaming with his voice. "L-Let's watch this, okay?"

Goddamit world, couldn't you give the poor boy a break?