Lumberjack games...Who knew? ch. 2
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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OW!
GAH!
WHY!
RIP!
OW!
SMACK!
CRACK!
Dipper was falling, he'd been falling for what felt like hours...it was hard to keep track when your constantly smashing into stuff-
GAH!
OW!
CRACK!
WHY!?
RIP!
NO!
WHACK!
CRACK!
Dipper groaned...had he finally reached the bottom?...No, he'd just landed on a pterodactyl...who had just taken off...yep, he's falling again-
CRACK!
SMACK!
OW!
CRASH!
RIP!
GAH!
CRACK!
Dipper whimpered in agony. He was getting the mother of all flying wedgies. His boxers(the only scrap of clothes that hadn't got ripped off on the way down) had snagged on a branch...it hurt like crap!...but at least he wasn't falling anymore.
If he could just reach over-
rip
Yep, that figures. Thinks a now very naked Dipper as he continues his descent-
CRASH!
WHACK!
GAH!
NO!
OW!
SMASH!
THUD!
Finally, Dipper had hit the bottom...he'd broken every bone in his body, he was contorted and messed up six ways to Sunday, he'd be surprised if he hadn't lost several vital organs...But the ordeal was finally-
BAM!
Down went the hammer that Dipper had brought with him to nail up the posters...right on his head...needless to say he feel unconscious...and thus didn't see a certain red-head enter the clearing-
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Wendy Corduroy was having...a 'mixed' day. On the one hand, she'd finally vanquished those Blind-Eye Dorks...and secured her families memories of her existence back.
On the other hand...she was now being chased by something much worse. And now she found a very messed up 12-year old boy!
Wendy grimaced. She hated using up her last health elixir...but this kid needed it something fierce!
She quickly administered it and within seconds the boy was completely restored! GAH! Cried the boy as he woke up in shock.
"What just- He stopped and turned scarlet at the sight of Wendy. Wendy sighed...well, she was apparently wearing nothing but a one piece bathing suite...that seemed to be made out of a cloud of constantly-shifting, super-bright fireflies...what did she expect? Also-
Wendy suddenly went deathly pale. "What!? That's impossible! That elixir should have healed everything!" She exclaimed horrified.
The boy looked at her confused. "What are you talking about?" He asked both frightened and bewildered.
Wendy tried to sound as soothing as possible. "Please don't panic. But for whatever reason, my elixir didn't make your wang grow back! It's still gone!"
The boy looked at her mortified and humiliated as he covered himself. "It...isn't gone." Said the boy clearly trying very hard to not cry.
Wendy's eye's widened in realization and also turned scarlet. "Oh...Wow, sorry...The-the lighting here is bad." She lied lamely. "Also, it's...kinda cold...so it's only natural-
"Could you please just give me some clothes!" Demanded an exasperated Dipper.
Wendy was about to oblige...then they heard the battle horn. Quickly Wendy grabbed him and ran. "No time! They've found me!"
And so they ran; King Bowser's Horse-back riding, monkey soldiers in hot pursuit...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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