Me: Ash do you really have no idea what's happening on the ship?
Ash: WHAA?
Me: sigh… does this phrase mean anything to you? NIMCOMPOOP!
Ash: WAAA?
Me: SOOOO stupid… why does he get all the girls?!
Ch 3 Poor Poor Ash…
Ash was in the swimming pool with May splashing her with water. He was still confused why al the girls were being nice? Dawn was taking care of Pikachu for free, Sakura had made him lunch, and Bianca had painted him a picture. After swimming he headed to Annabel's room he hadn't seen her much.
"Hi Annabel what's up?"
"Oh Ash! Hey! You seem stressed…" Annabel had Psychic powers and could read emotions.
"Yea I'm a little tense…"
"Here let me help you."
Ash was really creeped out. He ran out the door to get Pikachu. Once he got to Dawns room he was unpleasantly surprised.
"Oh Ash you want to hang out?"
"Umm… later can I get Pikachu?"
"You can get him later… how bout' just us?"
Ash slammed the door behind him. Does this ship make every one crazy??! He ran to the only place he knew was safe Brock's room. He explained he problem to Brock.
"Well I would say… they're fighting over you."
"WHAAA?!"
"Now usually I would tell you to embrace it but that could harm you…"
"Harm me?"
"Yes see the girls are fighting over you… if you get in the middle of it… well."
Brock showed a picture of Ash mauled and bruised.
"Ah I see so what do I do?"
"Find a good hiding place!"
That talked for hours deciding what to do. About 8 that night there was banging on Brock's door.
"Give us Ash and you don't get hurt Brock!"
"Not a chance… all for one and one for…" Ash found himself pushed out the door.
"All…AHHHH!"
Ash ran as fast as he could to his room. He slammed the door shut behind him. The girls ran past the room. Whew…Ok the doors locked and its jammed ok I can stay here. He put the keys to his room in a desk. Let's see… what the…Ash herd a sound and turned around and saw the same figure that he had seen last night!
"You wait… I know you! You that Team Rocket girl… Domino!"
The attractive blond walked near him.
"Awww you remember me!"
"Yeah because you tried to kill me!"
"Oh no Ash after the mission I had something planed for you… or should I say us?"
Ash gulped and franticly tried in vain to open the door. The girl giggled and held up the keys.
"Uh Domino can I have toughs?"
"Oh no Ash if I gave them to you might leave!"
Ash ran forward and grabbed the keys from Domino and ran like heck to the other side of the ship. Find a hiding place find a hiding place… AH! Ash dived into a life bout and put the cover over it. I better tell Max and Brock where I am. He took out his cell phone and texted to Max Hlp I'm being chased by grls! Max text back Whr are u? Ash texted I'm in life boat # 14 on lft side! Max u thr? Out of nowhere the cover was taken off and Ash saw May jumping into the boat.
"Not a bad place to be all alone just us."
Ash tore off the cover and sped down to the hull of the ship screaming all the way.
Poor Ash… poor me! Why can't I have fan girls????