Chapter 1
The flipside mask
After a long journey Link returned to the kokori village and laid down on his bed and sighed.
"Finally." he said dropping his backpack and the new mask he got fell out.
"Oh that's right I got a new mask." Link said picking it up.
"What do you think it does Link?" Tati asked.
"I don't know let's find out." Link said putting it on his face.
Link felt his bones cracking and reshaping however more of his body was changing this time and he fell to the ground panting in pain. When the transformation was complete Tati gasped.
"Link your a... wow." Tati said.
"What?" Link said grabbing the mirror shield and looked at himself and screamed dropping it.
The new mask had turned him into a girl! (A blacked hared red eyed one at that.)
"What kind of sick joke is this?" Link said looking at himself. (He was wearing a white Tunic and red boots and his hair was in a pony tail.)
"Oh this mask is going straight to the burning pile." Link said trying to take it off but he couldn't.
"What's wrong Link?" Tati said.
"I can't get the mask off!" Link said trying again but couldn't pull it off. (He got a grip and it came off a little but it pulled on his face and stayed on.)
"I'm going to kill that freak!" Link growled reaching for his sword and pulled out a battle ax.
"Though this isn't a bad trade. But I'm still going to kill him!" Link said swinging it around.
Link left his house and when Epona saw him it startled her and she ran away.
"Great looks like I'm walking." Link sighed and Saria walked up to him.
"Wow who are you?" Saria asked.
"Saria! Oh I'm so happy to see you!" Link said hugging her.
"Let go of me!" She said getting free and slapped Link.
"What is your problem?!" She yelled and Link rubbed his cheek.
"Sorry Saria it's me Link!" Link said.
"Your not Link he has blonde hair blue eyes and is a boy." Saria said.
"Then would I have Na..." Link started to say pointing to Tati then stopped.
"Oh yeah she doesn't know Navi left me." Link sighed and sat down the ground trying to gather his or her thoughts now.
"Well if you are Link like you claim then tell me something only Link would know." Saria said.
Link got up and whispered in Saria's ear making her blush very hard and she proceeded to beat the crap out of him, her whatever with a deku stick.
"You've been doing what?!" She yelled drawing a crowd.
"Don't take it all out on me it was Mido's idea! I thought it was only way to get accepted into brotherhood of the forest!" Link said and Saria turned her fury to Mido who ran away screaming like a little girl. (A little club all the male Kokiri were a member off. Since Mido was the leader and he didn't like Link he had to test Link to let him in. This test required Link to take snapshots of all the girls in the forest undressing or better and Saria was the last test. Yeah I'm amazed Link's still breathing right now to tell you the truth.)
After Saria finished beating Mido up she come up to Link panting and Link had held his wounds with a left over bottle of red potion.
"I guess you really are Link because only a Kokiri would know about the brotherhood or where we keep the forest pictobox." Saria said.
"Finally now I have to get to the castle but my horse ran away when she saw me like this." Link said.
"Why don't you just warp there?" Saria said.
"Huh I forgot I could do that. Thanks Saria I'm out of here." Link pulling out the ocarina of time and played the light warp song and disappeared before her eyes.
"Good bye... Lily." Saria giggled to herself and then she and all the other girls in the village cornered all the men and beat the crap out of them.