Chapter 2
Death comes in many flavors
As Link made his way to the happy mask man's shop he was thinking of what he was going to the happy mask shop owner if he didn't get this mask of his face.
"I'll cut his legs off at the knee sew his feet to him and sell him to the circus as a midget or I'll gut him like a fish and use his liver to go fishing with." Link that smiling to her self. (Yeah I'm switching to her.)
As Link wandered toward the shop her thoughts got more and more violent. When she finally got to the shop she kicked the door open the threw her ax at his head barely missing.
She walked up to the main counter and grabbed his shirt.
"Take this mask off my face before I skin you alive!" Link roared her eyes blood red and glowing with her fury.
"I am sorry my young mentally unstable friend." The owner said and Link grabbed her ax from the wall.
"If your sorry then get this thing off my face because I don't think to many people will miss you." Link sneered and the owner gulped.
"I'm sorry but I can't take the mask off. However I can tell you who can." He said.
Link let go of him and stepped back.
"Alright I'm listening." Link said.
"I got that mask from a creature called a Twili from the dark side of Hyrule. The only way to get there is by going through the desert to the temple and find the mirror shield there." The man said.
"That shield is so well guarded he'll never get it." The owner thought and Link pulled out the Hyrule mirror shield and put it on the table.
"Great what next?" Link said shocking the owner.
"Uh only the princess can charge the shield to turn it into a portal." The owner said and Link walked away to the door.
"If your lying to me you better skip town because if you are they're won't find a trace of you anywhere." Link said and left the shop slamming the door leaving the man shaking.
He looked down at his pants and looked back up.
"Good thing I wore adult diapers today my cleaning bill it scarier then that boy girl thing will ever be." He said.