Chapter 4
The wedding crashers
Zaldin: Looks around is Impa gone?
Link: There you are come on and start typing we have a story to finish.
Zaldin: Alright I'm on it. Hey where's Zelda?
Link: Getting married remember?
Zaldin: Wow really?
Link: Slaps forehead please don't tell me your forgotten your plot already.
Zaldin: Alright I won't.
Link: Sigh Why do I keep applying for these stupid fan fiction jobs?
Link whistled to himself as he walked into the kokiri village.
"Ah finally I can truly relax for a change." Link said dropping his sword and other gear near the door and plopped on his bed.
"Link your not really going to let Zelda get married to Marcus are you?" Tatl asked.
"Hell yeah I am." Link said.
"Why?" Tatl said flying over to him.
"With Zelda in the twilight realm she won't kept nagging me to save the kingdom all the time." Link said yawning.
"Hmm from what you've told me about her this does sound like a good idea. But what will happen if things get slow around here?" Tatl asked.
"Well I know this guy named Mario and he said that if things ever get slow here I can save his princess. She gets kidnapped on a weekly basis and it's a different adventure every time." Link said and an explosion rocked his house.
"Holy cow what was that?!" Link said looking around and Lily rose up from the ground.
"Ah evil female counterpart!" Link said hiding behind his bed. (Tatl filled him in.)
"Oh grow up Link I'm not here to kill you." Lily sighed.
"Your not?" Link said and she drew her ax.
"It is tempting though." She said.
"What are you doing here? I thought you were a mask." Tatl said shivering behind Link.
"Huh? Oh that mask was created so I could shed some of my anger off. The wearer gets that anger and my outer appearance." Lily said.
"Did it work?" Link asked and a knife just barely missed his head.
"Apparently not." Tatl said.
"Look I didn't come here to kill you. I came here to get you so you can help me stop Marcus." Lily asked.
"Why?" Link asked.
"Look Link I am your twilight counterpart. Everything you have done I have too in a more violent manner of course. Anyway I know you love Zelda just like I love Marcus and I'm not going to stand by and let him marry someone that will treat him with kindness and respect." Lily said.
"If I help you will you promise not to kill me or Tatl?" Link asked.
"Can I kill Mido?" Lily asked and Link thought about it.
"Sorry but as much as everybody hates him he does a good job of running the village. You can rough him up though." Link said.
"Deal." Lily said and left his house.
"Link that was mean." Tatl said and heard Mido screaming.
"True but it's funny as hell." Link laughed and watched Lily chase Mido around with her ax whooping like an Indian.
Meanwhile in the twilight realm Zelda sighed and looked out a window. She was wearing a black wedding dress with green lines in beautiful patterns on it.
"I always wanted to get married someday but I was hoping it wouldn't be my Twilight counterpart." Zelda sighed.
"Fear not my dear Marcus is a great prince and will make a fine ruler for this kingdom." Said Impa's Twilight counterpart.
He was a stout man with glasses and he carried a book where ever he went.
"But what will become of my kingdom?" Zelda asked.
"Your kingdom is on the road to ruin in a few years it will be gone." He said. (This is like a prequel to Wind Waker in a sense like how the kingdom gets destroyed and stuff like that. But I won't say how many years for a good reason.)
Zelda sighed and looked out the window again.
"Even if hyrule gets destroyed it's my kingdom and I can't abandon it." Zelda said.
"Trust me, once you get used to life here you'll never want to go back." He said and left her room locking it.
"Link where are you?" Zelda thought and put her head down on the desk she was sitting at.
"How could you get lost?" Link asked Lily as they walked up to the castle hours later.
"I didn't get lost I just forgot how to get here." Lily said.
"Forgot? Your castle is in the exact same spot as mine is." Link said pointing to it.
"Shut up Link we only have 10 minutes to get to the throne room before the ceremony is over." Lily said and ran inside and her fairy flew next to Link and sighed.
"She's so worried she couldn't focus when she was teleporting you here." He said fluttering his black wings.
"Why is she so violent?" Link asked.
"Well as similar as you two are there are some differences in your history." He said.
"Like what?" Link said running inside too.
"Well your mother died when she brought you to the lost woods yet hers didn't. She was alive up until the day before her quest started to save the kingdom. She was killed by one of this world's Ganondorf minions in her quest for power and that is the day Lily's anger grew out of control." He said and flew on ahead.
"What was twilight Ganondorf like?" Link asked.
"Very annoying and did a great job of pissing Lily off on numerous occasions." The fair said.
"Wow learning about your Twilight self sure is interesting." Link thought and made his way through the castle.
It was fairly easy for the layout was similar but if he hadn't been following Lily he never would have reached the throne room in time.
"Hold it Marcus." Lily said kicking the door open.
"L-lily." Marcus said shocked and turned to a guard.
"I thought I told you to keep her out of here!" Marcus yelled and the solider laughed.
"Sire I may be loyal to the throne but not loyal enough to be butchered by an ax wielding maniac." He said and Marcus groaned.
"Well it doesn't matter all I have to do is kiss Zelda and the marriage will be unbreakable." Marcus said grabbing Zelda.
"No please I don't want to get married yet I'm only 13!" Zelda said trying to fight him off.
Link charged forward and the soldiers blocked his way.
"Get out of my way!" Link yelled and did a spin attack to clear them out and grabbed Marcus and threw him away from Zelda.
Marcus stopped in the air and used his ponytail to grabbed Link and smash him against the ground.
"What do you care if I take Zelda from you? You hate saving the kingdom all the time I know that because Lily does. So I ask you this, why do you care so much?" Marcus asked holding Link up in the air in front of him.
"Because I saw her first." Link said and stabbed the ponytail with his sword.
Marcus screamed in pain and dropped Link on the ground. Link grabbed Zelda's hand and ran from the throne room into a portal that Lily had made for them and they went back to their world.
"Link thank you for saving me." Zelda said standing outside her own throne room.
"No problem I've realized my life would be boring without you." Link said.
"Hey did you really mean what you said to Marcus?" Zelda asked as Link walked away.
"Yes I did after all I did see you first." Link said winking at her and went home.
"Damn him I'll get my revenge." Marcus growled as Lily wrapped his ponytail.
"Oh Marcus give up on Zelda you can't change fate so quit trying." Lily said.
"Well I can try. Zelda is to special to be married to any less then royalty and she won't marry a prince I know that. After all we Twili can see into the future." Marcus said and Lily sighed and pulled tightly on the bandage making Marcus flinch from the pain.
"Look Marcus I may not be a Twili but I've grown up in the Twilight realm. (What you think the Twili is the only race in the Twilight realm?) I don't know what the future will hold for me but I'll protect you no matter what you do." Lily said then picked up her ax and left.
Marcus looked at his ponytail then watched Lily leave the throne room.
"Maybe it's time to start looking for a bride more closer to home." He thought and got up and left the throne room.
The end (Really.)
Zaldin: And thus concludes my first "published" fan fiction ever.
Link: Huh it turned out a lot better then I thought it would.
Ruto: Crying I wasn't even in this one!
Anju: Oh stop crying Ruto I wasn't in it either but I better be in the next one Zaldin. Clenching fist
Zaldin: Shivering with fright Yes scary chicken lady. Just don't sic Bubba on me again!
Saria: There are still so many stories to tell.
Lily's fairy: And so many questions to answer like what my name is and where did Navi go.
Zaldin: But fear not readers for I shall answer them all and then some. There will be action, adventure, Romance and plenty of laughs. So stay tuned for the next Zelda story by Zaldin the Dreamweaver.
All: May the way of the hero lead to the Triforce!