#41
Dear
Spirit,
One time I
discovered that I was broke because I had spent all my money repaying
Watari for his damaged belongings. So I decided to sell my body on
the streets. I was standing around in a miniskirt and thigh-high
boots when the Fruit Group Leader drove up and offered me $500. I
took the money and ran.
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Light
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#42
DEAR SPIRIT,
Have
you seen Light anywhere? OR my PEACH
BASKET?
Sincerely,
The
Fruit Group Leader
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#43
DEAR
SPIRIT,
THE GEEK SQUAD
ARRIVED AT HIGH NOON YESTURDAY. THEY LOOKED AT MY PENCIL AND TOLD ME
I WAS RETARDED, SO I CHALLENGED THEM TO A DUEL. I SAID TO THEM, "OH
GEEK SQUAD, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL. YOU SHALL USE THIS HYAR PENCIL
BUT I, I SHALL USE SEVEN MACHETES."
THEY
WON THE DUEL, AND I ACCIDENTALLY CHOPPED MY ARM OFF WITH THE
MACHETES. THAT'S WHY I'M SPEWING BLOOD.
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LIGHT
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#44
Dear
Spirit,
Once, when I was
a little girl living in Kansas, a tornado hit my house. Me and my dog
Dodo found ourselves in a magical technicolor world called XD
(actually pronounced 'ecks-dee'). There I befriended a crack-dealing
scarecrow, a tin man who was a child bride, and a lion with OCD. We
went to the Dingy Brown City.
It
took four months to get there, though, because the scarecrow got
thrown in jail, the tin man had to file for divorce, and
the lion had to stop and wash his hands every five minutes and
whenever he took three steps forward he had to take one step
backwards.
Finally,
after many weeks we reached the Dingy Brown City...
TO BE CONTINUEDDDDDD...
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Light
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#45
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(translation for you un-leet people out there)
Dear
Michi,
Today, L taught
me how to write in leet. I think I've got it down. AHAHAHA, this is
FUN. He's coming back from the bathroom now. He has an angry
look on his face. Maybe he realized I put saran wrap under the toilet
seat? O god, he has a chainsaw! I think he did!!!
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Light
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#45
Dear Michi,
One
time I was enraged. I don't know why, but I did angry things to
innocent people. For example, I pushed my sister to the floor, kicked
her several times, put her in a box and shipped her to Fiji. I also
popped Watari's strike cherry /strike car tires. And
dyed every single one of L's shirts hot pink. After I did these
things, I felt much happier. :) But now, everyone else is angry. I
wonder why?
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Light
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#46
Dear Spirit,
I
had huge ass-emotions once. Sometimes it was happy and sometimes it
was sad but mostly it was just really, really pissed off because I
ate some steer manure, ant-killer, lawn fertilizer, and some
poisonous plants.
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Light
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#47
Dear
Michi,
HAHAHA I HAVE
YOUR SPANISH PAPER!! NOW I KNOW YOUR NAME!!!
HAHAHAHA!!
This reminds
me of a time when L was taking a piss and I shoved him in the
toilet.
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Light
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#48
Dear
Spirit,
Remember how I
told you about the saran-wrap I put on the toilet bowl? Well I had
forgotten it was there for three weeks, so now my bathroom's all full
of crap. (Literally, too.)
Yesterday
I was bored so I ripped apart Watari's mattress with my teeth. Then
the cavalry arrived.
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Light
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#49
Dear Michi,
Did
you know window puppets are illegal in New York City? Neither did I,
until I was arrested for reenacting a wonderful night with L out of
my hotel room window. Do you know what they do to puppets in prison?
Better yet, what they do to puppet masters? I still have
abnormal stretch marks around my anus. 0.0
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Light
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#50!!
Dear Spirit,
I
first realized that L might be gay when I found thirty-thousand
dollars worth of hardcore gay porn videos and pictures on his hard
drive. L was gone for weeks, so I just sat there and looked though
all of them nonstop.
Then
I was eaten by a bear.
I
guess it smelled the blood from my constant nosebleed.
After
I was eaten by the bear, I decided to go for a walk. I found a
handgun in a paper bag under a park bench. After I ate the paper bag,
I used the handgun to gun down a young couple, rob a bank, and
intimidate a dog.
With
the money I got from robbing the bank, I bought more gay porn, anf
then sued that bear's ass.
He
won, and I was sentenced to prison for 438 years on multiple counts
of murder, one count of robbery, and 27 counts of disturbing the
peace.
I forgot to show
up.
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