After 2 hours of being gone, Soos a Dipper went looking for Wendy and Mabel.
"Wendy! Mabel! Where are you!" shouted Dipper.
"Dudes, or Dudettes! Whatever! Come back!" shouted Soos.
Suddenly, from the bushes, a large, familiar half man, half taur creature appeared before the two.
"Chutzpar! I haven't seen you in a long time!" said Dipper.
"I know where your friend and sister are." said Chutzpar.
"You do?" asked Dipper.
"Yes. They have both been taken by the Womandigos."
"Womandigos? Like wendigos but women?"
"Yes. They have been our sworn enemy since the great Toilet Seat Conflict." said Chutzpar, "Dipper the Destructor, you have proven yourself worthy in battle during Weirdmagedon. We will help you retrieve your female comrades if you are willing to join us in battle against the Womandigos."
"Oh Dude, I don't want to get into a gender war. Even when I'm trying to be respectful to women, I get called a misogynist." said Soos.
"Would you rather prefer them to be eaten alive by the womandigos instead."
"NO!" shouted the both of them.
"Then follow me."
Reluctantly, both Dipper and Soos followed Chutzpar to the Man Cave.