#91
Dear
Spirit,
Yesterday
afternoon I was bored, so I stripped, covered myself in whipped cream
and chocolate sauce, and tied myself to L's bed. However, it wasn't
L's bed.
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#92
Dear
Spirit,
Yesterday I peed
in Matsuda's coffee for no real reason. But I got caught in the act
because my anus exploded.
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#93
Dear Michi,
Once
time, these girls I know were baking a cake at night. So I thought it
would be a good idea to come and watch. I put on my best hairy man
suit, and decided to climb up the rain gutter thing on the side of
the house. When I got on the top, I ate all the junk out of the rain
gutter and climbed in the window...
TO BE CONTINUEDDD...
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#94
Dear Michi,
Last
week I baked a cake. For L. It had 2 layers, stuffed with dog food
and dryer sheets, and Spirit's face wash for frosting. I topped it
with strawberries though, cuz I know L loves strawberries. But when
he ate my cake, he got sick for a month. Maybe I forgot to put eggs
in it?
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#95
Dear Michi,
I've
always wanted to visit Las Vegas. So when I got the opportunity, I
put on my best hooker boots and miniskirt, and paraded around the
strip. Many people on the street asked me to do very odd jobs
for them, from which I earned lots of money.
Too
bad one of them gave me genital herpes.
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#96
Dear Spirit,
I
ate a magic balloon once. It was given to me in an airport by a
Columbian drug lord. Halfway through the flight, it popped in my
stomach.
Then I
spontaneously combusted.
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#97
Dear
Spirit,
Once, when L was
going to take a bath, I snuck into the room and filled the water with
Jello mix.
Then I drank
it all and left.
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#98
Dear Spirit,
Once
I woke up to find myself covered in strawberry jam and being gnawed
on by wild wolverines.
Then
I fell back asleep.
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#99
Dear Michi,
One
time for my birthday, I had a pool party. But instead of swimming in
a pool of water, we swam in a pool of nuclear waste. It was
grand.
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