The Manotaurs helped prepare Dipper and Soos for battle. They were given war paint and spears.
"Dude, I don't think it's a good idea for us to go into battle." said Soos.
"We have to get Mabel and Wendy back, Soos." said Dipper.
One of the Manotaurs sounded the horns.
"Come. To battle." said Chutzpar.
Dipper and Soos followed Chutzpar and the others to the battlefield, but when they got there, they were shocked to see Mabel and Wendy on the other side with the Womandigos.
Mabel gasped as she spotted her brother on the other side.
"Wendy, I don't wanna fight. Dipper and Soos are on the other side."
"We have no choice, Mabel. Besides, I'm sick and tired of men right now and I need to let out my aggression."
"Ready?" said Chutzpar, "CHA-"
"WAIT! I GOTTA PEE!" said one of the Womandigos.
The Manotaurs groaned.
"Wait! Maybe instead of fighting, we can talk this over with some cinnamon rolls or something." said Soos.
"Cinnamon rolls?" said Esther Jen, "You can't make up for centuries of Womandigo oppression with cinnamon rolls!"
"I'd like a cinnamon roll." said another Womandigo
"You're not helping!" said Esther Jen.
"Okay, forget it, we're starting this battle now!" said Chutzpar.
Both the Manotaurs and Womandigoes charged at one another. Swords and spears clashed.
Soos reluctantly clashed with Wendy, who was lashing out at him.
"I'm sorry! I never wanted to fight you! You're clearly a strong, brave, beautiful women!"
"DON'T CALL ME BEAUTIFUL! THAT IMPLIES THAT OUR WORTH IS SOULY ON OUR LOOKS!"
Esther Jen clashed her sword with his spear.
Dipper watched and sensed someone was behind him. He turned arnound and clashed his spear with, who turned out be, Mabel.
"MABEL?!" said Dipper.
"DIPPER?!" said Mabel.
"I'M SORRY MABEL, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU!" said Dipper.
"I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU EITHER!" said Mabel.
Mabel's sword slipped and hit Dipper's arm.
"DIPPER!"
Dipper then passed out from blood loss. Wendy and Soos stopped and ran over to help.