The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #2
A Spongebob Squarepants Parody
By: The X and Classic series
Pirate Man - Oooooooooooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
(The music scratches as Wire Sponge walks into the camera's view.)
Sponge - What? I don't like pineapples, let alone, live in one.
Pirate Man - Yellow, absorbent, and porous is he!
Sponge - I'm not yellow, absorbent, or porous… Whatever that means…
Pirate Man - If nautical nonsense be something you wish…
Sponge - If I want entertainment, I'll go to a comedy club.
Pirate Man - …then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Sponge - Okay, you know what? -walks away-
Pirate Man - Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongeboooooo… -begins choking-
(The camera turns around to show Wire Sponge strangling Pirate Man.)
Sponge - Let's get this over with!
(The camera fades briefly before fading to show the inside of a house.)
Sponge - -walks out of kitchen- Well, that was a good sandwich. Now, let's…
Crystal Snail - Meow.
(Sponge looks at Snail.)
Sponge - Starve for all I care. -walks outside- Now, what's on the agenda for today?
Squid Adler - Spongebob!
(Adler runs out of his tiki head and runs up to Sponge.)
Adler - You broke my clarinet!
Sponge - No, Adler. -places hand on Adler's shoulder- I saved the world.
(Star Man runs up.)
Star Man - Did someone say 'cheese'?
(Sponge shakes his head.)
Sponge - Tell me, how does life go on if you're as stupid as you are?
Star Man - Fifty-four!
Sponge - Never mind. Screw this lemonade stand, I'm…
(A lemonade stand spontaneously appears out of nowhere. Sponge smacks himself and walks down the street.)
Sponge - I swear, I did not sign up for this.
(Metal Shark Player drives by in a boat.)
Player - Get out of the road, you idiot!
Sponge - I'm not in the road, idiot!
(After a few minute, Sponge walks into the Krusty Krab.)
Sponge - This is where I work? This is like an underwater McDonalds.
Adler - You can say that again.
Sponge - What the… How are you here before…
Bubble Crab - Spongebob!
(Crab scuttles to Sponge's side.)
Crab - Ye be five minutes late. All that time you spent lollygaging, ye could've been making me money!
Sponge - Screw you and you're money.
Crab - That's it!
(McWhalen runs in crying, stomping several people flat as he does so.)
Crab - Sweet mother of Pearl! What be wrong?
McWhalen - Spongebob stomped on my foot!
Sponge - No, I didn't.
McWhalen - Then who's that?!
(McWhalen points outside to Infinity Mijinion, who is in a Ride Armor stomping towards the store.)
Crab - Oh no! It be Plankton! He's after the recipe to the Krabby Patty!
Sponge - -holds up a turd- I've got his recipe right here.
(As Mijinion stomps through the door, Sponge throws the turd at him, covering his small body.)
Mijinion - I'm covered in crap! My plan's ruined! Ah!
(Mijinion turns around and runs away.)
Sponge - Easy as pie. Turd pie that is.
Crab - Right. So, first you're late. Then you stomp on Pearl's foot. Now you're throwing crap around! You're fired!
(Crab begins slowly scuttling towards a lever. Sponge scoffs and walks over to it first.)
Sponge - Oh, please.
(Sponge pulls the lever and a trapdoor opens up beneath him. He falls into the pit as Crab laughs.)
Crab - They fall for it every time! -crabby laugh-
(Sponge falls into a dome with a single tree in the center.)
Sponge - Okay, don't know how I got here.
Grizzly Slash - What do you want?
(Sponge looks up at Slash.)
Sponge - Uh…
Slash - We didn't have a squirrel. Plus, I hibernate. Don't know why, but I do.
Sponge - Are we just about done?
Slash - Yeah. MSX doesn't really have a real plot to this parody. Although Spongebob does have homosexual theme, regardless of what its' creators say.
(Barbie Girl begins playing as Slash's eyes get all watery.)
Sponge - Not if my life depended on it.
(Sponge exits the dome and walks home.)
Sponge - Well, this parody sucked. As a matter, this whole show fucking sucks! I hate this job! Someone shoot me! -gets shot-
Pirate Man - Yar! And stay down, ya one-nut sonnuva bitch!
Next time: Spring Man becomes the star of his own parody.