The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #3
An Inspector Gadget Parody
By: The Classic series
(Dr. Light is shuffling through papers when Spring Man, dressed in a trenchcoat, busts in the door.)
Spring Man - You wanted to see me, inspector?
(Dr. Light raises an eyebrow.)
Dr. Light - Why'd you kick the door down?
Spring Man - The knob was gone.
Dr. Light - Okay… And no, I didn't. That's later in the parody.
Spring Man - Oh right.
(Spring Man picks up the door and puts it back into place before walking out of the room. Moments' later, he kicks the door down again.)
Dr. Light - This is not later!
(A half hour later, Spring Man drives up in the Gadgetmobile.)
Spring Man - Tough day.
Gadgetmobile - You can say that again.
(Spring Man grows wide-eyed before running inside where Rush and Roll are waiting.)
Roll - Uncle…
Spring Man - Demons have possessed my car! -runs up stairs- Save yourself! -trips, then continues running down hall-
Roll - Gadget…
Gadgetmobile - What's with him?
(Roll shrugs. The next day, Spring Man gets up and goes into the bathroom. He picks up a shaver.)
Spring Man - My face is made of metal. I don't need this.
(Spring Man tosses the shaver away and goes to sit down on the toilet when Dr. Light's head comes out of it.)
Dr. Light - Gadget!
Spring Man - Holy shit!
Dr. Light - You're hilarious.
Spring Man - Thank you, inspector. But this is hardly the time for humor. My bowels are full and fit to…
Dr. Light - Too much info…
Spring Man - …blow…
Dr. Light - Here's your assignment.
(Dr. Light squirms around, then holds up a soggy piece of paper. Spring Man reluctantly takes it.)
Spring Man - Why is everything written in a zigzag?
Dr. Light - Company policy.
Spring Man - Okay… 'Dr. Flaw has unleashed a new Robot Master, Mediocre Man. You must find him and bring him to justice.'
Dr. Light - Or destroy him. Whatever works. Also, tell your niece to flush.
(Dr. Light pulls the trigger and flushes himself. Spring Man shrugs, crumbles up the paper, and tosses it in the toilet. Moments later, the toilet explodes. Spring Man stands there, dumbfounded.)
Spring Man - Note to self: Record and believe all urban legends.
(Spring Man walks down stairs.)
Spring Man - Those stairs are trying to kill me. I'm sure of it!
Roll - Whatever floats your boat.
Spring Man - Oxygen.
Roll - What?
Spring Man - Oxygen floats my boat. You see, oxygen is…
Gadgetmobile - Uh… Gadget?
Spring Man - The demons have awaken! -runs out the front door- Save yourself! -runs down street-
Roll - Something's up. Brain, go follow him.
(Rush salutes, then runs after him.)
Gadgetmobile - That dog's too smart for his own good.
Roll - He is.
(Rush soon finds Spring Man talking to a payphone.)
Spring Man - …so then I said, 'Rush, why are you peeing on the carpet? I've got a can for you to do that in!' -laughs-
(Rush tilts his head worriedly.)
Spring Man - What? I'm talking here. -hears an explosion- Hold the phone! Go go gadget binoculars!
(Binoculars pop out of his hat and he looks down the street. A Robot Master's eyes are staring back.)
Spring Man - It appears as if Mediocre Man has shown himself! He's currently looking right at me.
(The binoculars retreat into his hat and Spring Man starts as Mediocre Man is seen standing a few feet away from him.)
Spring Man - My, you're fast.
(The Robot Masters begins to drool.)
Spring Man - And you're drooling. Lovely. Um… Look…
(Mediocre Man farts.)
Spring Man - Wowzers! That stinks. -covers nonexistent nose- Okay, time to take you down. Go go gadget mallet!
(A mallet hits him in the face.)
Spring Man - Okay… That's special…
(Mediocre Man runs down the street.)
Spring Man - A chase it is then! Go go gadgets coils!
(Nothing happens.)
Roll - Uh… You are a coil.
Spring Man - So I am. Go go gadget coils!
(Spring Man uses his body to spring (no pun intended) down the street. Mediocre Man trips, falls on his face, and explodes.)
Spring Man - So much for going out with a bang. I didn't even get to say 'Go go gadget arsenal'.
(Wild Coil is launched from his hands.)
Spring Man - Note to self: have arsenal reevaluated.
(A few minutes later, Spring Man kicks Dr. Light's door down.)
Spring Man - You wanted to see me, inspector?
Dr. Light - Hmm? Ah, yes. Gadget. Tell me. Why is Dr. Flaw sitting in the corner of the room?
(All eyes turned to Dr. Wily, visible from the back.)
Wily - -in deep voice- What? Uh… I'm not Dr. Flaw! -turns around and does the eyebrow thing-
Dr. Light - I can't look!!
Spring Man - My eyes are burning out of their sockets!!
Wily - -in normal voice- Well, that was… special…
Next time: The Legends series takes on Family Feud for the second time.