The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense

By: Metal Sonic EX

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.

Parody #6

A Parody of The Random Megaman Parody Show

By: All series

(X is sitting in a chair.)

X - It was awfully nice for MSX to give us the day off.

Ciel - You're right. Too nice, in fact…

MSX - Nothing gets by you, does it? Anyways, I gave you the day off so we can watch the audition tapes before the season premiere of the first season. Which is still missing!

(Everyone looks innocent.)

MSX - So, sit down! Shut up! And enjoy!

(Everyone reluctantly sits in a chair as MSX puts a tape into the VCR. The TV fizzes for a few seconds before Bombman appears on screen.)

Bombman - This is retarded! We're all from Megaman games, so why do we have to audition for a Megaman show?

MSX - -from off screen- 'Cause I said so! First question, Wily says that you're useless and throws you out of the fortress. What do you do now?

Bombman - Well, the neighbor's dog has been pooping in my yard for a while…

(Swordman appears.)

Swordman - Oh, I dunno. I look someone who needs something done, I guess.

(Ringman appears.)

Ringman - I join the circus!

(Clownman walks across the screen in the background saying 'Asshole.' Topman, Quickman, and Turboman appear.)

Topman - I get a job at the carnival!

Quickman - I break the sound barrier for no reason!

Turboman - I'd probably go home, eat chips, watch soap operas, walk around in my boxers all day. The usual.

(Topman and Quickman look at him weird.)

Turboman - What?

(Zero (X series) appears on screen.)

Zero - Who?

(Trigger appears on screen.)

Trigger - Wily has a fortress? I thought he had a boat shop.

(Dr. Light appears on screen.)

MSX - -from off screen- As it turns out, someone you know has accomplished your life's dream. What do you do?

Dr. Light - I congratulate them. Naturally!

(The camera pans out as Dr. Light turns to Wily.)

Dr. Light - Except you.

(Sigma appears on screen.)

Sigma - I.. kill him! Or her.

(Juno appears on screen.)

Juno - I smile.

(Omega X appears on screen.)

Omega X - I have them terminated.

(Marino appears on screen.)

MSX - -from off screen- Wha?! What are you doing here? Get lost!

(Marino flips the bird as she walks off. Tron Bonne appears on screen.)

MSX - -from off screen- What do you do on your free time?

Tron - Play with Legos.

(A Servbot pokes his head into the camera's view.)

Tron - For hours.

(Juno appears.)

Juno - I smile.

(Harpuia appears.)

Harpuia - I go down to the café and I continue writing my autobiography. Then, I leave at promptly two o' clock to go jogging through the park. Then, at three o' clock, I have tea and crumpets. -snobby English laugh- Could you repeat the question?

(Juno reappears.)

Juno - Smile.

(Phantom appears, but is promptly killed by Zero. Then, Axl appears on screen.)

MSX - -from off screen- What's your favorite word?

Axl - Huh?

(Juno appears.)

Juno - Smile!

(Airman appears on screen, but Juno grabs the camera and turns it to face him. He's now smiling so big, it's creepy.)

Juno - SMILE!!

(Gutsman appears on screen.)

MSX - -from off screen- You discover that Juno is actually a midget in an armored suit. What's your first reaction?

Gutsman - What?

(Trigger appears on screen.)

Trigger - He is?! I knew it!

(Yuna and Sera appear on screen.)

Yuna - Meh.

Sera - Not surprising.

(Ciel appears on screen.)

MSX - -from off screen- Are you disturbed by the fact that you're being interviewed by my top half?

(The camera pans out to show that MSX's upper torso is on a table with a pencil and notebook.)

Ciel - Uh…

(X appears on the screen.)

MSX - from off screen- Who do you hate the most?

X - Zero. Can't stand that blondie's attitude. -poorly imitates Zero's voice- Oh, I'm blonde and I'm cooler than the main character. -in normal voice- Please!

(Zero (X series) appears on screen.)

Zero - Probably him.

(Zero motions with his head at X, who is sitting next to him.)

X - I was just kidding…

(Flameman appear on screen.)

Flameman - Iceman! That little bastard always puts a dog turd in my breakfast cereal!

(Iceman appears on screen.)

Iceman - He had it coming.

(Grenademan appears.)

MSX - -from off screen- Aside from what you are now, what do you want to be?

Grenademan - A terrorist!

Flameman - -from off screen- You bastard! -walks on screen- I was supposed to be the terrorist! I got a freaking turban nailed to my head! I'm the perfect stereotypical terrorist! You son of a bitch! I'll bomb you! I'll bomb your whole family!

(Fefnir's seat appears.)

MSX - -from off screen- Fefnir?

(The camera scrolls over to show that Fefnir has joined in the fight between the two Robot Masters. Gate appears on screen.)

MSX - -from off screen- Last question.

Gate - Thank God.

MSX - What's your answer?

Gate - To what?

MSX - -from off screen- To the question.

Gate - What question?

MSX - -from off screen- What's you answer?

Gate - I don't have time for this.

(Gate gets up and walks off.)

MSX - -from off screen- I'm sorry. The answer was Georgia.

(The TV fizzes and MSX pops out the tape.)

MSX - Well, that was fun.

Leviathan - Like hell!

MSX - Now, for tape two!

(Everyone screams as MSX reaches into a box labeled 'Audition - Box 1 of 43'.)

Next time: I make my most realistic parody ever.