The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #9
A Parody of Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Doom
By: The Classic series
(At the table, Snakeman grabs Roll and holds a poker to her side.)
Snakeman - The deal was for the diamond.
(Snakeman puts rock candy back on the spinner as Yamatoman puts the diamond on it. He then holds a small test tube.)
Snakeman - What's that?
Yamatoman - The antidote.
Snakeman - For what?
Yamatoman - For the poison you just drank.
(Yamatoman and two other guys laugh as Snakeman motions to the empty glass, then to a dead man who sprawled out on the floor.)
Snakeman - Give it to him.
(As Snakeman stumbles away for some reason, he grabs a flaming kabob and aims it at the man on Yamatoman's right.)
Snakeman - Have a kabob. I hear their to die for!
(He throws the kabob into the man's chest and makes his escape. Moments later, during chase scene, Roll throws the gun out of the window.)
Snakeman - Where's my gun?!
Roll - I burnt my hands and I cracked a nail!
(Snakeman pimp-smacks Roll.)
Snakeman - Pimp smack yo ass! Do you know who I am?!
Roll - You sure ain't the Juggernaut.
(later, after the men jump off of the plane, Snakeman sits in the pilot's seat.)
Roll - Do you know how to fly a plane?
Snakeman - Well, I know how to crash.
(As the plane crashes into the mountain, Colonel Sanders sits upright.)
Employee - Are you okay?
Colonel Sanders - I sense a disturbance in the force.
(As the raft flies off of the cliff, Snakeman starts.)
Snakeman - Quick! Replace yourselves with inanimate objects!
(When the raft hit the water, a baseball, and rake, and a whip all bounce up before they spontaneously reappear in the raft.)
Snakeman - See? Works every time!"
(As Snakeman, Roll, and Iceman are surrounded, Snakeman begins hyperventilating.)
(A.N. I'm warning you ahead of time, the following is for humours purposes only. As stated in the GTA: Vice City parody, I'm not racist.)
Snakeman - This isn't good.
Roll - What isn't?
Snakeman - Being here. I've got Negrophobia. There's… too… many… niggers…
(Snakeman reaches for his gun, then passes out. He comes to and puts on a gas mask as he begins talking with the chief.)
Snakeman - He says they stole their children. This sounds like a job for Snakeman, P.H.D. Part-time D.D.S. And I'm gonna kick some major A.S.S.
(At night, Roll picks up Shade Man by the wings.)
Shademan - Hey, wanna screw?
(Roll begins screaming and running around. Moments later, she sits down.)
Roll - I'd feel better sleeping with a snake.
(Snakeman raises his eyebrows several times.)
Roll - Not you.
(The next morning, in the palace, lunch is served.)
Chef - Snake surprise.
Roll - What's the surprise?
(A boxing glove pops out of the snake's head and punches Roll out.)
Chef - Surprise.
(After the feast Snakeman converses with Roll.)
Roll - Does that shock you?
Snakeman - Nothing shocks me. Except that one time where I stuck my pecker in the light socket. Woo!! I'll never do that again!
(After the dropping ceiling section, Roll runs into the room.)
Roll - Get them off of me!
(Snakeman looks pissed as he dumps a bucket of Search Snakes on her.)
Snakeman - Take that, ya slow-moving bitch!
(During the ceremony, the priest pulls heart out of victim.)
Snakeman - Damn, that's some Mortal Kombat shit right there!
Priest - I win! Fatality!
(After a while, Iceman grabs onto a rope hanging from inside a hole in the ceiling.)
Iceman - That was awfully convenient.
(After the big fight scene, Snakeman lands in a mine cart.)
Snakeman - Cool! Time for some old-fashioned Mexican mine cart racing!
Roll - Mexican mine cart racing?
Snakeman - How do you think they get here undetected? Underground mine cart races!
(While climbing up the broken bridge, soldiers begin firing across the canyon.)
Snakeman - Well, fuck me in the ass. Got arrows on one side, guns on the other. Hell, those crocs are beginning to look friendly.
(After kissing Roll, the black children surround Snakeman as he begins hyperventilating again.)
Snakeman - Not again… Too much… black…
(Snakeman passes out.)
Next Time: The Legends series head for their Final Destination.