The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #10
A Parody of Final Destination
By: The Legends series
(Trigger walks into an empty room. He looks down at an anvil.)
Trigger - Well, this boring.
(Trigger walks over the anvil as a chainsaw come out of the top. Trigger looks behind him, then looks at his crotch.)
Trigger - That was lucky.
(Trigger walks off as another anvil drops down and a giant flame is shot out of the side.)
Trigger - Again, pretty lucky.
-Days later…-
(Trigger is in the middle of a field with hundreds of anvils trying to kill him. Suddenly, a meteor falls into the atmosphere and begins burning up.)
Trigger - What are the chances?!
(The meteor zips through Trigger's head and kills him. Death looks at God, who is holding a slingshot.)
God - What? He had it coming.
(The scene changes to Roll in the bathroom.)
Roll - Well, time to take a ba-
(Roll steps in a puddle that's the exact shape of her foot and slips.)
Roll - What are the chances?!
(Roll lands on a mattress that spontaneously appears and she raises an eyebrow. All of the springs pop out of the mattress and skewer her.)
Data - On to the next one!!
(Tron is bungie-jumping (who knows why) and Data cuts her cord. Tron falls screaming, but breaks through the roof of the Gesselchaft and lands in her room.)
Tron - What are the chances?
(She lays back as the bed folds up and crushes her. Barrell is on the toilet, attempting to push out what he calls 'The Load of the Century'.)
Barrell - RHA!! takes a dump- Ah, sweet relief… -looks in toilet- Time to take a picture. Wait… I don't remember eating a tapeworm… Oh well! -flushes toilet-
(Barrell walks outside and Amelia falls over as her eyes start bleeding.)
Barrell - Whoops! Forgot my pants!
(Barrell goes back into the bathroom.)
Barrell - I don't remember putting a snake in my pocket. Oh well!
(The snake lunges and bites Barrell in the hip.)
Barrell - What are the chances? He bit my metal hip! Loser!
(A sixteen-ton weight drops on his head.)
Data - All is going according to plan.
(Appo and Dah are walking down the street together when a water main explodes and sends a pipe spinning in their direction. It whizzes right between their heads.)
Dah - What are the chances?
(Water begins gushing out of the hole in the ground and an unknown species of mole crawls towards them and begins eating Dah.)
Appo - What are the chances?
(Suddenly, Robocop walks up and shoots the moles.)
Robocop - Warning! Homeless child has been detected. I shall now resolve the problem.
(Robocop shoots Appo in the head and holsters his gun.)
Robocop - You're welcome. -walks off-
(Teasel is waltzing down the street when a rabid pit bull runs past him. Then, a rabid squirrel. Finally, a rabid hamster.)
Teasel - Weird…
(Just then, a rabid walrus jumps onto him and begins eating him. Just then, someone shoots it and it falls over.)
Teasel - What are the chances?
(Teasel stands up, but is shot by a zombie.)
Zombie - Crikey! Isn't this one a beaut! I think that I'm gonna drag this guy with me back into the hole I crawled out from.
(Zombie Irwin drags Teasel into the underworld as Data walks up.)
Data - That was… unexpected. Still, this is like Final Destination. They survive for like a second after they would've died, then they die in another manner. Kida gay if you ask me.
(The giant Monty Python foot comes down as squishes Data. MSX walks in.)
MSX - Yes, I know. I was intending to parody the movie itself, but it wouldn't work out. Hence, the lack of quality in this chapter. We still have one more person to kill.
(A Servbot appears.)
MSX - Observe.
(MSX zaps him with a stun gun, burns him with a flamethrower, cuts him in half with a chainsaw, stabs him with a knife, blows him up with a grenade, and farts on him. The Servbot stands up and brushes himself off.)
Servbot - That hurt.
MSX - Ugh. This could take a while.
Next time: Learn the history of Johnny Chainsawfingers.