OMG I'm so happy you guys reviewed. Thank you! Oh, and I can't believe I forgot about the most famous pair in Naruto that's never been: SasXNar! How'd I forget about that reference? Ok, (thanks for the tip C.A.M.E.O. 1 and Only) I will definitely bring more gin in gintama – Shonen Jump Style! HIYAH!
P.S. Just realized I didn't do this before, but … Disclaimer: I don't own Gin, tho it would be fun if I did…hahaha…good thoughts. My slaves…ahem. On with the story! (Gin: PLEASE! Before she actually thinks!) *glare*
Summary: What happens when you have 18-year-old Kagura teamed with a new crazy friend who has a knack for spells and dark fairytale writing stuck in a space-school for troubled teens along with a bored Kamui and a conspiring Okita in the same dorm room because the dean is a romantic pervert? …RUN!
Preview:
Okita and Kamui, most sadistic and dangerous men that (Otae: Weird, demented -; Sarutobi: Smart Readers love! As long as you stay away from MY Gin-chan ~) …yea what the psychic channel of Gintama characters said. Anyway, they carried their respective sleeping women and walked to their dorm room.
Okita just whistled as he walked. "Too bad we didn't warn them we tied up the teachers and sent him to Earth to be replaced…by some certain people."
Kamui just looked down at the adorable sleeping girl. "Hm…Or that we 'requested' certain room arrangements."
He kicked a door to his right and entered with Okita following suite. "Welcome to your living hell, ladies."
Chapter Three:
The Stage.
"Ugh. Mom…don't make me do the laundry. It's your underwear….nooo…I don't wanna be a bum like dad…ack, why do elves have ta live s'long? I don't wanna be your maid anymore…no more…I'm going to school, I don't wanna be like Dorothy, I SAID I—" Wham! "Huh?"
Red eyes lit up as they took in the first rays of the day. Tsuki sighed. It was just a nightmare. Slowly stretching her arms out and sitting up from the oh-so-comfortable bed, Tsuki looked around. Funny, how'd she get here? What WAS the last thing that happened to her… ah…orange, orange…"Ah," She smiled brightly at her drooling new friend, clapping her hands, as she chirped, "Kagura-chan! We're in the same room. Yay!"
She was practically jumping around in her head in glee…until the past came running back and b-slapped her. Bad. Her mood completely drenched, she started actually looking at her surroundings. It was then she noticed a demanding presence above her and she looked up - at Kamui – the most irritating, disrespectful, privacy-invading man she has ever met.
I'll kill him. Tsuki glared at him in full power like an oni in Momotaro, brows furrowed and fangs out. (Otose: A kid-friendly version, please. No one wants to see an Orochimaru on a lovable protagonist's face. Ugh. *smoke*) She 'hmphed' and turned her head away, nose up. She snarled, "What are you doing here, Yato-san? Can't you see this is OUR room?" She was evidently too angry to notice that she had no idea how he got in or how THEY got in bed in the first place – and why did SHE have her uniform on when Kagura didn't?
Kamui just had this amused look on his face, dark sky-blue eyes glinting with mischeif. "Well, for your benefit of course, I couldn't reject when the dean assigned us this room. The fact is – we live together." At her shocked gaze, he smiled widely like a pranking school boy (Hijikata: … Duh.) and continued, "But don't worry, any moment you want a private room for ourselves, I'd be happy to oblige." He chuckled in his fist as the outraged witch then proceeded to try to strangle him.
"You little donkey! HOW DARE YOU? A girl's room is her sanctuary, not a pervert's fantasy! I WILL KILL YOU!" Her voice practically screaming murderous intent she roared and leapt for his throat. Eyes blazing, she started listing over 500 ways she could kill him, with and without magic. They lay on the floor, her stradling his waist trying to crush his windpipe and him putting a finger in between her hold on his neck so he could breathe.
To be honest, he was surprised. The girl was pretty strong. Well, he couldn't really say girl anymore than he could say that the position they were in was wrestling. To her maybe, but he was starting to blush and he couldn't hold his boyish mask forever.
So, Kamui Yato did what any self-respecting space general would do: he flipped them over and broke her defense. There. His gaze bore down into hers as he grinned cheekily, "You know. For a human, you got some Yato fighting spirit. If I were any other man, you really could've strangled me. Hey! I know!" He feigned surprise. "Bear my babies and we'd have a power house going on. I bet we'd be fa-mous~, don't you agree, Little Miss Witchy?"
He inched closer and closer to her face as she blushed – hard. Then she went beserk and pounded her forehead against his.
BAM! The ponytailed man ended up causing a dent on the other side of the metal room. When he started getting up, Tsuki twirled her finger and chanted, "Cat, cat, you owe me now. Do your part and make him meow!" (Gin: Seriously? Sabrina is affecting the author, she just got brainwashed. Next time, pick something from Negima except with throbbing hot housewiv – ACK! *K.O.'d*) A flash of black and a white cat spirit came from her blue crystal necklace, shimmering and licking Kamui's face. He got stunned. Literally.
The cat turned back and retreated into the young woman's necklace as Kamui disappeared in a puff of smoke. At which point, Okita strolled in and asked, "Where's Kamui?"
Tsuki just looked at him through half-lidded eyes as she smiled cheerfully. "He's being trained. If you'll excuse me.." She grabbed the orange cat in the middle of the smoke and dashed, forgetting about the fact Kagura was still sleeping and Okita was in the room.
Okita just raised an eyebrow, and remarked, "Huh. He'll be alright I suppose…Well, time to wake the little monster up to greet the 'guests.' OI! CHINA! Wake up you small-breasted beast of horror, nightmare of buffets everywhe – " He was promptly knocked into the other side of the room with a dent next to the one Kamui left. (Shinpachi: What is this? Domestic abuse day? This is worse than Naruto's masochistic side – who else would love Sakura's punches?) (Kag: Shin-chan. Weird. You perv.) (Shin: SAY WHA - ?)
Kagura just smiled and cuddled her pillow adorably. That is, until Okita leapt at her and grabbed her head. His fist ground on the top of her head as she tried to escape. "Errr! You Sadist! Jeez, I'm up, so LET GO OF MY HAIR!" At which, she roundhouse kicked him and straightened her clothes. She glared at him, bright orange hair sticking out and an annoyed look on her face. She growled, "What'd you wake me up for? Did you get any sukonbu from the new people?"
Okita just rolled his eyes and dusted his Ai School uniform off before throwing a package at her head. "Here," he stated, "This is what you need to blend in…more. I think you'd like to see *cough* vent at the new people. I doubt anyone would bring sukonbu to outer space though, you gluttonous idiot."
Kagura threw her pllow at him, but he dodged at the last second and left the room. She looked down at the package in her hands and tore it open. "Huh," she wondered aloud, "Wonder what that was all about?" She inspected the contents: An Ai uniform and a lolipop cigarette. "Gin-chan's here?" Her face lit up – maybe they brought Sadaharu! Maybe – Thud.
"…" There was a Shonen Jump magazine open on the floor… but Playboy was staring at her where Luki was supposed to show off his new Gum-Gum move.
Okita walked briskly through the empty hallways, heading toward the auditorium where the other students were for orientation. Wonder if China would get the hint by the random stuff he "confiscated" from the Yorozuya.
A Malicious 'DIEEEE!' was all that was heard before the young Vice-Captain smiled to himself. Yep. She got it. Now she'll never get too close to that closet-pervert Danna of his, that was why she had him, after all. She just didn't know it yet.
"Ah…Now to set the stage for a beautiful reunion." He whistled happily.
ME: The story is progressing, not as fast as I like, but hey, it'll pick up! I can't wait to bring more of the cast of Gintama in! See you next chap! (And yes, psychic channel works even if the two are in the same room).