The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #15
A Parody of The Birds
By: The Legends & Battle Network series
(As parody starts, Roll walks in.)
Roll - Wait a minute. Why is this parody in black and white?
MSX - I decided that I couldn't afford color.
(As Roll Casket walks down the street, she looks up and sees a bunch of penguins flying around with jetpacks. Then, as Trigger walks up the stairs, he asks Roll for assistance.)
Roll - What are you looking for, sir?
Trigger - I'm looking for dead birds.
Roll - Dead birds?
Trigger - Yes, I've heard there are several varieties.
Roll - There are, sir.
Trigger - Good, then may I see you're dead parrots?
(Glyde, dressed as John Cleese, walks by and hands him a dead parrot.)
Glyde - Here. You can have mine. It... is an ex-parrot.
Roll - Are you sure you wouldn't want to see one of our canaries? We have some very lovely…
(Glyde walks back up.)
Glyde - Show him the parrots or I will make you an ex-person!
Trigger - Let me correct myself. I saw you in court.
Roll - When?
Trigger - Way back with the case of the molested boy.
Roll - I didn't molest him.
Trigger - Maybe not, but you're hand did. The judge should've given you a medal. That boy had it coming.
(Outside, Roll looks at Trigger's license plate. It reads 'OH BALLS'.)
Roll - Do you have any dead parrots?
Shop Owner - No, not in the shop.
Roll - How soon can you get one?
(A thump is heard.)
Shop Owner - Got one!
(Roll smiles.)
Roll - Perfect.
(As Roll drives to the bay, she has the dead parrot mounted on her hood like a hood ornament. In the bay, Roll enters a shop.)
Roll - Where's he live?
(Wily sighs and walks outside with Roll.)
Wily - See where I'm pointing?
Roll - Yes.
(Wily smacks Roll.)
Wily - Right there, ya dunce.
(After some brief, boring moments, Roll rides across the bay in a boat as the town behind her explodes. Later, as Roll attempts to start the boat, Trigger runs inside and comes out with a Viewfinder. He begins looking at pictures of Roll looking at him. Then, as Roll slowly rides up to the dock, a penguin flies down and scratches her head.)
Roll - Damn rabid penguins.
(As Trigger cleans up the cut, Roll cries out.)
Roll - Ow! That peroxide was awfully cold on that part of my head.
(After dinner and whatnot, Trigger watches Roll drive off, then looks at the telephone wires, which are covered in penguins.)
Trigger - Mom! Mommy! The birds are conspiring again!"
(After their conversation, Roll and Roll.EXE open the door where the remains of a penguin lay.)
Roll.EXE - Poor thing. Must've lost it's way in the dark.
Roll - Nah, I think it was a wardrobe malfunction.
(When seagulls start attacking, Glyde flips out.)
Glyde - It's a conspiracy! I knew it! I knew this day would come! To the bird shelter!
(Glyde runs off. When Tron goes into the room of her friend's house, she looks in and sees Bass, who's had his pecker chewed off... by a pecker. Ha ha. Later, outside of the school, Roll turns around to the playground, which is filled with Birdbots.)
Roll - What happened to the penguins?
MSX - To many problems with the jetpacks.
(In the diner, the birds attack again.)
Appo - Are the birds going to eat me, mommy?
Shu - If you don't hurry up and eat, I'll feed you to them myself.
(As Zero drops the match, his car explodes and the gas ignites. It spells out 'You're fucked'.)
Shu - I think you're evil. Evil!
(Roll stabs Shu in the face, then turns to the kids.)
Roll - Congrats, kids. I'm your new mom. Do as I say, or prepare to make reservations for an audience with Mr. Death.
(Later, as the birds begin squawking, Tron and Medi run to a wall.)
Tron - Quick! Now let's hide over here!
(They run to another wall.)
Tron - And now to that one!
(They run to yet another wall.)
Tron - One more oughtta confuse them!
(They keep running.)
Tron - Last one for safety!
(While the others sleep, Roll hears a voice come from upstairs. It says 'Come up here if you want to be pwned by Birdbots…' She goes up there and gets pwned by Birdbots. Trigger drags her out of the room seconds later. Roll comes to and begins clawing at Trigger.)
Trigger - No! No! It's alright!
Roll - No, it isn't! You're still ugly!!"
(Trigger goes outside where hundreds of Birdbots sit. One of them is holding a sign that reads 'Welcome to Hell, bitch.')
Medi - Can I bring the lovebirds along? They haven't hurt anyone.
(Trigger looks at Medi.)
Trigger - You're going to die in your sleep. Leave 'em.
(As Trigger drives off, he pokes his head out of the window.)
Trigger - This ending abso-fucking-lutely sucks! It deserves to go out with a bang!
(The car explodes and MSX walks up onto the porch.)
MSX - How 'bout a boom? Well done, my fine-feathered brethren. Onto the next city, then the next country, and then… the world! Mwahahaha!!
Next time: The Zero and Classic series parody the greatest comedic team in history.