Yosh! It is now my 6th chapter (which is amazing to me since I never thought I'd get this far). I'm so happy to be writing this and that you wonderful readers actually like this humble story of mine…SO as a bonus, I am going to make this a longer chapter with more Gin and OkiXKag *heart* Plus, some of the action is about to take off – swords, governments, and a war…with a boarding school playing key? Hope you enjoy! Oh, and pleeeeeeease review – even if you call yourself John Smith, I'm good! I need to improve my writing and besides, I love hearing ideas on the cast of Gintama X) Or it could be on your pet goldfish lol.

Maybe I should get Takasugi in here~ Will he be an enemy of an enemy, ally, or only the beast he proclaims to be? What do you think? Any ideas?

… Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama, Kin tama, or whatever. I don't want to own the latter. Neither do I own a katana, super strength, or any jutsu that could give me super strength. Sigh. That would be soooo cool! Then I could torture Gin to hire me…(Kagura: Cha! That's the way to do it-aru.) (Gin: What is it with you chicks and your fists? Where are the real ladies?) (Every female alive: SHUT UP YOU WIMP!) (Gin: G-Gomen nasai! AAAAAAHHHH SHONEN JUMP, save me…) (Kagura: It's his time again, uh-huh).

Summary: What happens when you have 18-year-old Kagura teamed with a new crazy friend who has a knack for spells and dark fairytale writing stuck in a space-school for troubled teens along with a bored Kamui and a conspiring Okita in the same dorm room because the dean is a romantic pervert? …RUN!

Preview:

He growled. "BE-cause. I like you. I mean, I may even…" He blushed and looked down like a school boy with his first crush.

Tsuki closed her eyes and felt her heart beating extremely fast. "Ah…um…ahem. I…"

"Promise me." He still didn't look up.

"…okay…" She was very red and felt like a fever was going to come up. "Thank you, Kamui."

Suddenly he kissed her quickly and placed her on her feet. Then he started to run off at a slow pace. Well, to him it was slow, but there's no way Olympics could hold him. "Remember!"
Tsuki just stood there, stunned. "…eh?" She felt her lips and then her forehead. No way…

"How'd he get me like this? I was completely alone, so how? That man. Mou…No way. I can't be…"

She just shrugged and went back to sleep under the stars and this time, she only had one face in her dreams. She could forget that nightmare for the moment.

Chapter Six:

Through the Eyes To Find the Soul Pt. One.

While Tsuki was dreaming sweet fantasies (so it's a little like gory hero quests, but hey, it's her fantasies), Kamui was busy on the other side of the school (Gin: Which is pretty far. Yo, Narrator, hit it!) –

Narrator: Poor, blushing man of orange

Running through the Wonder Maze of Ai School,

Consumed with perverted fantasies and

Dodging thorns of drunk teachers,

Silver candy-addicts, and

Obvious flirting students…

There seemed to be no night guard, so what's-the-point-of-the-dungeon-look-of-this-school?

And Kamui got lost, so he ended up in the girl's restroom, but he found

Hasegawa~

Who was questionably on the toilet in there…ah, the "KagXOki" team

Gave him certain diarrhea pills…

And-

The poor old geezer gave a loud bark, "SHUT UP! That didn't even make any sense. I'm trying to crap here, jeez making me sound like a pervert stupid random voice in my ear!" Hasegawa was groaning in pain and BUBBLES could be heard…

Kamui ran for his life – and his mental health.

Narrator: Stupid girly-man who couldn't keep his wife and humiliated her-

Hasegawa screamed, "I HEARD YOU- Ugh!" Then came on the groans of pain…

Okay, so besides the fact that Kamui of the feared warrior clan Yato almost got traumatized by random deep voices and Hasegawa's personal life, he just did one of the most embarrasing things he's ever done – even worse than apologizing to his sister on her 17th birthday. He…he…

"Holy Karma, what have I done?" His face was bright red as he tried to stifle his blush by putting his fist to his mouth. He felt like an oven. "I'm like a freakin' prep school kid. Wait. I am one right now, oh crap, were the school uniforms cursed to making the wearer into hormonal monsters?"

Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Double Crap. Gin's hair crap. Crap. Annoying crap. Hasegawa's talking crap. Crap. Oh my gawd crap. WHY DID HE JUST CONFESS? In the most…childish…lamest…way.

Kamui clutched at his hair as he fell to his knees, his nose facing the ceiling. (Kagura: Hey, don't act like the flaring nostrils aren't the first things you notice in this pose!) "I wanted to be much more cooler than this!"

"Ahem."

Kamui looked up. It was the candy-addict.

Gintama just gave him a knowing look and continued to suck on his smoking lollipop. No really, it was on fire.

"Uh…What's your problem, Kintoki? Smoking is bad." Kamui just got up from the ground and dusted his slacks. His eyes were dilated and beads of sweat kept falling down, however.

The silver samurai shrugged. For some reason, his idea of a teacher constituted of white lab coats and fake glasses. What was with this guy and white clothing during his "famous name" times? The older man just smirked wide looking like the demon he really was. He snickered, "Well, well, Kamui-kun has a girl, does he? 'I want to be much more cooler than this,' huh?"

"Oh shut up Pedro. No one loves you." Kamui deadpanned as he looked at his nails mockingly.

Gin twitched. "YOU shut up, you were too uncool for Tsuki-chan. Ha ha. Nah nah nah NAH nah!" He blew raspberries at him.

Kamui just raised an eyebrow. "Wow, Kintoki, you always amaze me with your human tendency to act 20 years younger. It must be cause you're in denial from your sorely lacking love life, huh. No matter, Otae might just marry Kondo – or mayb-"

A rather large gorilla came swinging in between the two men – oh right, that was the captain of the Shinsegumi. Kondo raged, "DO YOU REALLY THINK SOoO - ? ACK!"

After the menace to all women knocked himself out from swinging from the lamp to the lockers, Gintama took the opportunity to give a verbal b-slap.

"Oh yeah? Well, you act like an old geezer. Chicks don't dig guys who can't dance. Besides, NOTHING is going on between Otae and me."

Kamui had a gasp and completed the look with a hand to his forehead. "Oh my! Just to let you know, I CAN dance, really well in fact. Just the other day, Otae praised me for-"

Gin glared at him in full force and gave out a contorted face of rage, "WHAT? Since when did that happ-"

Suddenly a high-pitched voice screamed, "WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?"

Gintama and Kamui quickly looked up from their "Manly Cat Fight" and found the entire teaching staff giving them looks of disgust – excluding the dean who was out somewhere. Even Hasegawa was done with his crap and smirking at them as if they were caught in a more embarrassing position than he was. On the toilet in the girl's bathroom with his face contorted and the girls ramming his head into the wall.

Gin and Kamui grabbed each others' faces while staring at the crowd and mumbled, "He schtarted it." Then they turned their heads to glare at each other and kept trying to push each other to the floor.

Hijikata just sighed at the childish men. "Oh my gawd, they are leading our planet's defense in this war?" He had his head in his hand.

Otae just smiled demurely and grabbed a baseball bat. Then she gave an energetic roar and yelled, "Baaaaatteeeeeer UUUUUUUUP - !"Wham! Smoke oozed from the wooden bat as 'Pedro' and 'Uncool Guy' lay flat on the ground.

Shinpachi looked at his sister. "Gin I understand, but isn't that guy from the Yato Clan like Kagura-chan?"

Otae just smiled, "Oh, Shin-chan. One must always aim to become stronger than before. Also, dear Kagura-chan gave me Yato training. You never know when that bald old geezer will come back."

"Ah…" Megane-chan remembered Kagura's dad's first meeting with his sister. It was like a Kondo episode all over again. Until Kagura beat him up and sent him 5 galaxies from here. Wait. The glasses twinkled. "WHY AM I MEGANE-CHAN AGAIN?"

Wham! Megane was K-O'd. The victorious kimono-clad heroine had a strained look on her face. "Don't fight your fate little brother. It gets old over the years. SERIOUSLY."

The rest of the teachers just gaped. She actually knocked out her own little brother as well! The polish is ruined forever!

After what seemed an eternity of slapping the three men awake – with little success and major face changes – the Dean arrived.

"A-are we a-all here for our secret night meething yet?" He had the old man guise on.

Yamazaki answered for the busy teachers. "Yessir! All teachers present. Although two are out of commission…"

"No problem." A flash of green smoke and ruby-colored sparkles filled the hallway. As soon as that faded, a bulky green giant with black ponytail and gold arm jewelry stood in the old man's place. He only had on purple, puffy pants. "Now then. TsCHooowwwwoooooo. Awaken stupid humans."

Immediately the men got up…and started screaming bloody murder. "HOLY CRAP WHY DOES MY FACE BURN - ?"

Katsuuuura (Kagura: Please just say his dang name right. That pirate wannabe.) (Katsura: But Leader!) had a noble pose on and took his staff from his priest clothing. He hit the three of them on the head. "Please refrain from dishonor. Follow the Second Leader."

The Dean just raised a finger before putting it down again. The red-clad girl was friends with Tsuki. And if she could be a friend of hers, then she must be something. He started to rumble in a deep voice, "Ahem. As you se-"

Gin scratched his head, "Why are you all here?"

Twitch. "Um, you were here for a reason, you know. The secret meeting? Okay, S-"

Gin just looked around blankly. So did Kamui and Shinpachi. The three rehearsed, "Um…who am I?" Of which Gin added pointing at Otae, "Who's the hot mama over there?"

TWITCH. "You are Gintama, Kamui, and Shinpachi. Now. Someone mind putting their brains back in place."

A certain bat-waving lady skipped over to the three clueless souls happily. "Will do~!"

WHAM! BAM! CHANG-! "There. Now all we have to do is start their hearts again."

AFTER SOME TIME –

When everyone was finally awake (Tsuki: Apparently no one paid attention to Kondo's butt out of the locker, not even Author-san), Dean finally got to start the meeting with flair.

"As you all know, Earth is in the middle of an inter-galactic war. Unlike the first war, if this continues, it would be another WWII in human history. Except billions of stars would be involved. We can't possibly know all the allies and enemies involved, but if the war in this sector of the universe gets out of hand it will start a chain reaction, a chain forged from hate, bitterness, and deadly agendas. Think of it this way: Instead of a tradition of fairy tales and Tokyo wonderlands being made from here to the end of the universe from now to the future, it will be blood, tears, and a whole lot of neverending. Got it?"

Kamui spoke from his cross-legged position on the floor, "So what can we do? We just had 15 separate wars with 50 different planets and all with the help of our business allies and political siblings. There is still a lot more to finish with new planets sending out declarations of either peace…or war. Why is this school so important?"

Dean sighed. "That's just the thing, isn't it? Right now we are in a position of grave peril…and upmost advantage. This boarding school holds three keys to the end of this war. Being inbetween the crossroads of three different realms that could end their battles or start a new link to this war chain, we have the chance to influence the future of these realms' decisions regarding the Great Universal War."

Yamazaki wondered, "What could possible be important enough to influence any of the realms, which each have at least 10 different planets made habitable with technology powerful enough to keep the sun frozen in time?"

The great genie smiled slightly, "Who else but the Witch of the Moon, the Prince of the Dragons, and the Holy Son of the Heavens? The beings even my King would listen to."

Shinpachi gaped. "Wait. Just hold on a minute! I met Tsuki already, but the other two? Why are they here?"

An unlikely wind came through the hallway. There's no winds in space and definitely no AC in this poor excuse of a school. A voice made of bells and sweet bird tunes rang out. "Because I gave them a prophecy."

The Gintama cast and Dean turned to look at the newcomer, the beautiful lady of white and with piercing green eyes. She just appeared out of nowhere. But then again, she was a True Elf judging from her ears and insignia: the Moon with archaic symbols.

The Dean bowed low to her and bellowed, "Welcome, Queen of the Elves. Does Tsuki know you are here?"

She glared. "Of course not. I will see her later. I may not like that daughter of mine, but if she will stay here, she must not meet me unawares. I know her hate that is akin to all imperfections like her father."

"Tsuki may be Witch of the Moon, but she is still half unworthy to all True Elves."