UPDATE:
First, I want to say…
I'm writing! Ahem. And I really appreciate everyone who read and/or reviewed my stories in the past. I am sorry I didn't finish them.
So…
I'll be posting weekly. (I have a bunch of stories I want to write. And yes, I got a new job I love that allows me to write more fanfic. XD)
For now, here's a little OkitaXKagura love and Gintama "Talks".
P.S. Will let you know when updated chapters will be up (I'm actually gonna have a schedule lol. This'll be interesting…).
Enjoy!
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"I-I love you!" cried Kagura as she wrapped her arms around him and cried tears of joy, obedience, gushing worshipful happine-
WHAM! A certain Yato girl kicked Okita out of his desk and he flew across the classroom. An enraged look was etched all over her face as she stomped over Okita's slumping body. "What. The. Hell. I had the sudden urge to hit you more than usual. Were you dreaming about enslaving me for all eternity AGAIN?"
Okita looked up at her amazed. "Woah, girlfriend. How'd you know?!" Dusting off his jacket, he stood up and looked down at the petite girl. "You were so much cuter in my dream, you actually had a chest -"
Bam! Kagura's fist hit the steel wall of the spaceship classroom as Okita rolled out of the way and ran out of the classroom, ignoring knowing looks from both Tsuki and Kamui (who were giggling behind his back). "You pervert!" screamed Kagura as she went to chase him.
All that could be heard from outside were deep sadistical laughs (Shinpachi's note: And the odd grunts of pain, I'm sure) and angry high-pitched shrieks. Crashes and the creaky groans of an abused spaceship followed them.
Meanwhile, Gin watched all this aloof before sighing. "Eh. Kids will be kids…Good. I don't need to give Kagura the 'talk', oh, thank god." He sighed again with relief, last thing he needed was to ask Otae advice about how to give The Talk to a girl.
Gin's ear twitched as he heard Okita yell from afar, "Kagura! You've gotten slow, gaining weight? Ha ha ha…" Crash!
Gin glowered. "On the other hand, Okita needs a little talk. He's been teasing Kagura a little too much…Don't tell me…He likes her?! Argh. Freakin' talk!"
And so it came to pass that following night. The Talks were given, Kagura and Okita were forced to sit through another birds and the bees talk (complete with exams cause Gin actually started having fun torturing "the" great Okita King of Sadists), and Otae grinned evilly as Gin was forced to ask her for advice. All in all, another good day (for Otae) at Ai Space School. Dun dun dun!