The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #15
A Parody Tribute To Monty Python
By: The Zero/ Classic series
(King walks in with Ciel.)
King - I mean it! I never wanted to be an evil robot overlord. I wanted to be…
Ciel - Oh boy.
(King rips off his nonexistent clothes and reveals a red plaid shirt and overalls.)
King - A lumberjack!! -starts singing- I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! I work all night and I sleep all day!
(The Neo Arcadian Guardians run in.)
Guardians - He's a lumberjack and he's okay! He sleeps all night and works all day!
King - I cut down trees. I wear high heels, suspenders, and a bra! I wish I'd been a girly just like dear papa!
(The music scratches.)
Harpuia - Was your father a cross-dresser or something?
King - Why you… You… -exasperated growl-
(King walks into a nearby building and enters a door.)
(A.N. I called Copy X 'Omega' since before Zero 3 came out. To prevent further confusion, I will call Copy X 'Copy X'. Bam! No more problem.)
King - I want to have an argument.
Copy X - Why?!
King - Um… Well… Harpuia hurt my…
Copy X - You're what?! You're feelings?! Well, you must be one of them girly men, then, huh?!
King - -begins tearing up- I just wanted an argument!
Copy X - Oh, I'm sorry. This is Abuse. Arguments are next door.
King - -recovers- Oh, thank you.
(King leaves and enters the next room.)
King - I'd like to have an argument.
Frostman - -smoking Woodman… again…- Arguments are the next room.
(King looks at the door which reads 'Argument Clinic'.)
King - This is the argument room.
Frostman - No, it's not.
King - Yes, it is.
Frostman - No, it's not.
King - Yes, it is.
Frostman - No, it's not.
King - Yes, it is!
Frostman - No, it's not!
King - Look! The sign reads 'Argument Clinic'!
Frostman - No, it doesn't.
(King throws his hands up and leaves. He then heads to a nearby store.)
King - I'd like something to take my mind off of that place.
Phantom - How 'bout some cheese?
King - Got any Gouda?
Phantom - No.
King - Oh. How about Limburger?
Phantom - No.
King - American?
Phantom - No.
King - Cheddar?
Phantom - No.
King - Monterey Jack?
Phantom - No.
King - Parmesan?
Phantom - No.
King - Do you even have cheese?
Phantom - Yes.
King - -draws axe- I'm going to ask you again and if the answer's no, I'm going to kill you. Do you have any cheese?
Phantom - No.
(King cuts Phantom in half, then goes home. He immediately notices Bass sitting on his couch.)
Bass - Who's the bird?
King - Ah, that's Paulie, the Norwegian Blue I just bought.
Bass - Looks dead.
(Upon closer inspection, it is revealed that the parrot is dead and it's been nailed to its' perch.)
King - Excuse me a moment.
(King opens the door and Wily walks in.)
Wily - I feel that this parody is getting too silly. Now, I order you all to cease and desist!
King - Go to hell. -walks off-
Wily - But, of course…
(King is walking along the coast as Clyde falls down a nearby hill and takes five minutes to get up to him.)
Clyde - It's…
King - …the end of the parody! Er… I mean, tribute. Parody. Stuff. Ah, screw it. -walks off-
Next time: I make yet another Family Feud parody.