The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #16
Yet Another Family Feud Parody
By: The Battle Network/ Zero series
(Omega walks up to the podium.)
Omega - Yeah, yeah. Family Feud. Blah blah blah. Team 1, Team 2. Blah blah blah. Let's play.
(Megaman exchanges looks with Roll, Glyde, Gutsman, and Bass. Likewise, Copy X, Phantom, Harpuia, Leviathan, and Fefnir exchanges looks.)
Omega - Megaman. Fakeman. Front and center.
Copy X - It's Copy X!
Omega - No, it's time to play.
Board:
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Omega - Question One. Name a parody that MSX should make you make, but hasn't yet.
(Megaman buzzes in.)
Omega - Megaman?
Ding!
Board:
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Megaman - 1
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Omega - I hate life.
Copy X - Um… Casablanca?
MSX - Go sit down before I kill you.
Omega - I guess not.
(Omega walks to the left with Megaman.)
Omega - You there.
Ding!
Board:
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Megaman - 1
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Omega - Assholes.
Roll - Um… The Exorcist.
Omega - Saw it. Hated it. It's overrated. Survey says…
MSX - Amen to that!
(Everyone turns to MSX, who is wearing a 'Hello, My Name Is Survey' nametag.)
Omega - Other survey says…
Ding!
Board:
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Megaman - 1
The Exorcist - 1
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Omega - Glyde?
Glyde - Family Feud?
Omega - Name of an unmade parody, dumbass. Not of the show. It's not…
Ding!
Board:
Family Feud - 98
Megaman - 1
The Exorcist - 1
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Omega - That's just gay… I mean, this is a Family Feud parody.
MSX - And it won't be the last!
Omega - Oh God… Gutsman?
Gutsman - Twenty-seven.
Omega - -moves on- Bass?
(Bass says nothing.)
Omega - -moves up- Megaman?
Bass - I wasn't finished.
Omega - -moves back- Well?
Bass - …football…
Omega - -moves up- Megaman?
Megaman - Ishtar?
Omega - Isn't that on the list of worst movies ever?
(MSX runs behind the survey and returns with a panel that reads, 'George Bush'.)
Ding!
Board:
Family Feud - 95
Megaman - 1
The Exorcist - 1
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Ishtar - 1
Omega - Roll?
Roll - Um…
(Just then, Phantom's angel rises into the sky.)
Omega - Hmm… Died of boredom.
Roll - Where's his halo?
Ding!
Board:
Family Feud - 98
Megaman - 1
The Exorcist - 1
Halo - 1
Ishtar - 1
MSX - Right there!
Omega - Okay, Megaman. Next question. Name a worthless human emotion.
Megaman - I'm… a computer program. I don't truly feel emotion.
Omega - Excellent answer! Next question!
Board:
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(Roll and Phantom's body are moved to the podium.)
Roll - Do I have to shake his hand?
Omega - Baby, you don't have to do anything but answer this question. Name an absolutely one-sided fight that has been drawn out for to long because everyone is a fucking moron when it comes to that stuff.
Roll - Uh… Cheese?
Ding!
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Dr. Eggman vs. Cheese - Winner: Cheese
Omega - Phantom.
(Insert long silence here.)
Omega - Take him away. -walks up to Glyde- Well?
Glyde - I've always been a fan of those Jack Sparrow movies.
Omega - You mean ninj… I mean, pirate movies, eh?
Ding!
Pirates vs. Ninjas - Winner: Ninjas
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Dr. Eggman vs. Cheese - Winner: Cheese
Random Guy - Boo! Ninjas suck ass!
(The stage goes silent and everyone turns to him.)
MSX - Name one thing that pirates do that ninjas can't do a thousand times better.
Random Guy - Get scurvy?
Ding!
Get scurvy - Pirate-loving bastard!
MSX - You win the prize!
Random Guy - What's the prize?
MSX - Death!
(MSX bites the man's head off, then burps loudly.)
MSX - If you'll excuse me, I must now hurry to a ninja dojo and cleanse myself. -runs off-
Omega - Right… So, where were we? Ah, yes! Bass?
Bass - Where's Metal Sonic EX going?
Ding!
Pirates vs. Ninjas - Winner: Ninjas
Sonic vs. Mario - Winner: Sonic
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Dr. Eggman vs. Cheese - Winner: Cheese
Omega - Lucky guess. What… Where's Gutsman?
(Gutsman is in the stands smoking a Plantman next to Frostman.)
Frostman - I tried Plantman once. Bastard gave me the shits.
Omega - Well, now it's even. So, Megaman?
(Megaman shrugs.)
Ding!
Pirates vs. Ninjas - Winner: Ninjas
Sonic vs. Mario - Winner: Sonic
-shrugs- - Winner: I dunno
Dr. Eggman vs. Cheese - Winner: Cheese
Omega - Right. Well, one more to go.
Board:
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(Glyde and Harpuia walk up to the podium.)
Omega - Name something that, if said by anyone who is not Ned Flanders, would caused them to get shot.
(A brief silence follows.)
Glyde - Crap-doodly-oodly! I can't think of anything!
(Everyone pulls out a gun and shots him simeltaneously.)
Ding!
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Crap-doodly-oodly - WTF?!
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Omega - Harpuia?
Harpuia - You'd think he'd get shot just by saying 'Hi'.
Ding!
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Crap-doodly-oodly - WTF?!
Hi. - ROFLMAO
Omega - Sucks to be you. -walks over to Bass- Anything?
Ding!
Anything that ends in -oodly, -dokely, or exists in the English language - OMG
Crap-doodly-oodly - WTF?!
Hi. - ROFLMAO
Omega - Well, just 'cause I'm an ass, not to mention evil, Copy X's team wins. Megaman and Co., you can go screw yourselves.
(Fefnir and Leviathan walk up.)
Omega - Fefnir, you have no time to answer five questions. Leviathan, act like you're not listening. Here we go. Name a parody of a person that MSX will make next season.
Fefnir - What?
Omega - Name a parody of a movie that MSX will make next season.
Fefnir - Uh… The Last Crusade?
Omega - Name a parody of a TV Show that MSX will make next season.
Fefnir - Um… Family Feud? Can you go back to…
Omega - Name a parody of a video game that MSX will make next season
Fefnir - Grand Theft Auto 3. Now, go back to…
Omega - Say the first word that came to mind when you realized that there's going to be a third season.
Fefnir - -loudly- Fuck you!! -stomps off-
Omega - Okay… So, Fefnir said 'What?', 'The Last Crusade', 'Family Feud', 'Grand Theft Auto 3', and Fuck you. Exclamation point. Exclamation point. Survey says…
Ding!
What? - 0
The Last Crusade - 23
Family Feud - 100
Grand Theft Auto 3 - 1
Fuck You!! - 1
Omega - Wow. One hundred out of a hundred people said Family Feud. So, predictable. Well, Leviathan…
Leviathan - I heard the questions.
Omega - Ignorant bitch.
Leviathan - What?!
Omega - Your answers.
Leviathan - Bush. Rocky 3. The Addams Family. Megaman. And last, but not least… -heads spontaneously explodes-
Omega - Cool. You needed 75 points. Survey says…
Ding!
Bush - 0
Rocky 3 - 15
Addams Family - 0
Megaman - 25
SHES - 99
Omega - Wow. The Spontaneous Head Explosion Syndrome was abnormally popular. Oh well. I'm out. -walks off-
Copy X - Where's my money? I must fund my campaign against the humans. I'll be damned if I let that bitch Hilary into office! -melodramatic laughter- Vote Copy X '08! -innocent smile-
Next time: X and Zero return for some more random adventures in Liberty City.