The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #21
A Parody of The Godfather: Part 2
By: The Legends series
(Prior to the funeral, Trigger converses with Roll.)
Trigger - I don't see what your problem with a marching band is, Roll?
Roll - It's a funeral.
Trigger - So?
(At a mansion, Data talks with Tron.)
Data - I feel like being a dick. So, I'll shoot you at point-blank with a shotgun…
(Data does so.)
Data - Then, I'll kill a nine-year old!
(Data sends his minions to do his bidding. After going through the immigration procedure, Trigger stares out of the window at the Statue of Liberty. Instead of a torch, its' holding up a sign. It reads 'Welcome to America. Land of the free and home of the unstoppable. All shall cower before us.')
Mario - You're an immigrant-a, too?
(Trigger turns around to Mario who smiles.)
Trigger - Blasphemy!
(Mario is kicked into the stratosphere. At the party, the choir begins to sing a song 'to honor' Data. One kid walks up to the microphone dressed as Eminem and begins rapping as the others beatbox.)
Data - Amusing, but pointless. Take a note. I want this choir dead.
(Later, in the office, Data talks with the senator.)
Data - Mr. Senator. My offer to you is this: three cows, three sheep, and three retarded weasels.
(At the second party, Barrell walks up to Von Bleucher.)
Barrell - Do you want me to take care of this?
Von Bleucher - Please.
(Barrell walks over and pimp-slaps Shu, then walks back.)
Barrell - Mission complete. -dunks hand-
(In the apartment, Roll asks about the drapes.)
Data - Oh…
Osama - Gah-lah-lah!!
(Roll and Data fall to the ground as gunfire tears through the apart.)
George Bush - Excellent shooting, Cheney.
Cheney - Rha!
(A little while later, Data puts a Servbot to bed while cheesy Italian music is playing.)
Data - Note to self: Find the source of that music and eradicate it.
(In the theatre, someone stands up, blocking the stage.)
Random Guy - Down in front!
(Mr. T turns around and begins hopping over the chairs to him.)
Mr. T - I pity da foo who disrespects the Don! Backhand yo ass! -pimp-slaps the man-
(One man throws a bag to the other and tells him to hide it. The man opens it up and gags as he sees pickled testicles.)
Some Guy - Not right, dude!!
(Sera walks up to MSX, who's sitting in the director's chair.)
Sera - You do realize that we're still doing a parody, right?
MSX - -snaps out of daze- Sorry, I'm just astounded by how horrible this movie is compared to the first one. Oh well… On with the parody!
Sera - Finally…
(As Teasel is killed, Juno looks around and sniffs the air.)
Juno - I smell bacon…
(Right after Data drives by the poor children, they pass by Clyde who's holding a sign that says 'Unemployment or bust'. Later, they stop at the scene of an arrest.)
Servbot - Gah-lah-lah!!
(The Servbot tackles Denise and explodes.)
Data - Damn Taliban…
(In the apartment after the party, Glyde puts a hand on Data's shoulder.)
Glyde - Data, we're bigger than big itself.
Data - If you say so…
(In the hotel lobby, the man opens the suitcase. Then, Data smacks him.)
Data - I said the suitcase with the money, not the suitcase with the bunnies, you fucktard! They multiply like no-one's business!
(In the room, a doctor stands by Wily, the boat guy.)
Doctor - Take this pill twice a day and I'll be back tomorrow, eh?
Wily - Tell him to fuck off! I don't trust a doctor that speaks Canadian!
Doctor - What's that all aboot?
(In the hospital, the nurse opens the door and the Birdbots begin shooting the Servbot. They stop and realize that instead of a pillow, he's been holding a bulletproof vest.)
Servbot - Gotcha, bitch!
(A Birdbot shoots him in the head. Later, in the hallway, a Servbot turns around to Data, who's holding some cloth.)
Servbot - What have you got there?
Data - Bitch, this is the Godfather. What do you think I have?
(Data shoots him and the cloth spontaneously combusts.)
Data - Whoa! Holy shit!
(The movie ends and the words 'put in second disc' appear on the screen.)
MSX - Say what now? Oh, fuck no! I see where this is going.
Next time: Some miraculous happens on the corner of Fifth and 34th Street.