The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #23
A Parody of It's A Wonderful Life
By: The X series
(MSX walks in.)
MSX - And now, I shall take America's most cherished holiday story and I'll wipe my ass with it! Hahahahaha!!
(MSX calmly walks off and the scene fades out. The scene fades into outer space as everyone begins talking about Zero.)
Person #1 - Please, God. Please help Zero tonight.
Person #2 - He never thinks of himself. That's why he's in trouble.
Person #3 - I hope Geo… I mean, Zero gets (and dies of) testicular cancer. That is all.
(The scene changes to an icy lake as Axl falls in.)
X - That day, he saved his brother, but drowned in the lake.
Zero - Really?
X - Of course not! He's needed for a plot twist later on! He just lost his left nut.
Zero - That must've hurt.
X - It did.
(Later, Zero talks with Iris in the store.)
Zero - Don't like coconuts? Do you know where coconuts come from?!
(Zero begins to unzip his pants, but is called into the back.)
Zero - Be right back, babe. -winks-
(Colonel gives Zero capsules to deliver. However, Zero finds out that they're marijuana pills. Later, he gets slapped around for smoking them all. Times moves ahead and Zero is now a young adult.)
Vile - And, for a stylish customer… I put on my pants!
Zero - That's… okay… I'll just catch the next one…
(At the graduation party, Flame Hyenard, in a very complicated disguise, pops up.)
Hyenard - Heehaw!
(Zero turns around, punches him out, then turns back to the pies without another word. Later, as Axl opens the floor up, Zero and Iris fall into a pool of lava and keep dancing.)
Axl - Well, that's… unique…
(Afterwards, the walk down the street.)
Zero - What? You want the moon? Then I'll just throw a lasso around it and pull it in.
Iris - I'm sorry, I don't date freaks.
Zero - How 'bout perverts? -rips off Iris' robe-
(Four more years pass and Zero is now running the Bank & Loan building.)
Signas - -drunk- Which one's my hat?
Zero - -holding one hat- Look down.
(Signas does so and Zero smacks him upside the head.)
Zero - The one I'm holding!
(A few months later, Zero gets married to Iris.)
Iris - I still don't like the fact that we're being married in your house.
Zero - Ah, shaddup!
(When everyone panics in the bank, Iris holds up some money.)
Iris - How much do you need?
Zero - Now wait just a minute! -hops behind counter- That's my money. Not their money. Mine! To hell with this building!
(Zero grabs the money, then runs. He returns ten minutes later.)
Zero - Now, this… -holds up sacks of cash- …is Sigma's money. Who wants some of this?
(Still a few more years later, Zero and Iris pass out bread, salt, and wine to people who now own their own house.)
Zero - Oh! One more thing! -pulls out a Playboy- A porno mag. So your nights alone will be all the more bearable.
(Iris stands there speechless.)
Zero - What? I'm helping out.
(After meeting with Sigma, he enters his house at night and Sigma begins talking. Zero starts, then picks him up and throws him out the window. Then, around the time of World War II, Signas misplaces the money, Zero throws a fit, and Signas begins crying. Then, a squirrel walks onto his shoulder and Signas looks up.)
Signas - What the fuck?
(Signas looks at the open window, shrugs, grabs the squirrel, bites a chunk out of it, then begins crying again. Later, as Zero is about to commit suicide, Dynamo jumps into the water.)
Dynamo - Help! Help!
(Zero sees that its' Dynamo and shrugs.)
Zero - I can wait.
Dynamo - -appears next to Zero- Wanker.
(After seeing life without him, Zero begins running down the street yelling 'Merry Christmas'.)
Random Person - There goes that Bailey kid. I always knew he'd snap one day.
(As everyone sings inside the house, Zero hurls into the pile of money.)
Zero - This ending makes me sick.
Next time: After being postponed due to computer issues, the Classic series will finally return with their possibly-forgotten parody.