The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #26
A Parody of Metal Gear Solid
By: The Battle Network series
(A.N. I have seen Metal Gear Awesome. Some lines from it are so awesome, I'll be using them here.)
(Megaman pops his head out of the water, then places a hand to his temple.)
Lan - Yo, what's up, Snake?
Megaman - It's Megaman. Tell me what I have to do.
Lan - Wait for the elevator.
Megaman - Awesome.
(Megaman waits for the elevator, kills the guards, then begins stripping. He hides behind a large container as he sees Liquid.)
Bass - I'm going to get into this Hind now.
(Liquid flies off.)
Lan - Hey, Snake! Go sneak that shit!
Megaman - Okay!
(Inside the base, Lan calls.)
Lan - Hey, G. If ya want to climb a ladder, ya gotta…
Megaman - Not be an idiot. Thank you. Good-bye. -hangs up-
(Later, Megaman meets Roll.)
Megaman - Move!
(Megaman grabs the naked guy and throws him into the crowd of people, killing them.)
Roll - Look at my ass.
Megaman - Okay.
(Megaman looks at it.)
Megaman - Cool.
(Later, he blows a hole in the wall with C4.)
Guard - What was that noise?!
(A Guard runs up, looks at Megaman, then runs off. Megaman finds Ocelot, but the Cyborg Ninja cuts off his hand.)
Cyborg Ninja - Maybe I can use this for a stupid plot device in the sequel. -teleports away-
Megaman - Okay, now what?
Lan - I gotta, gotta, gotta break the fourth wall!
(Megaman looks at the case and contacts Roll.)
Megaman - Do stuff for me.
Roll - Okay.
(Megaman finds himself face-to-face with a tank and uses his buster to blow it up.)
Megaman - Later!
(Soon after, Megaman is detected and begins running up some stairs.)
Megaman - Oh my God! How many stairs does one base need!
(After reaching the top, destroying the Hind D, and scaling down the building, he runs into Psycho Mantis, who takes over Roll.)
Megaman - backhands Roll- Know your place bitch!
(Megaman shoots at Mantis, who easily dodges it.)
Mantis - Neener, neener, neener!!
Megaman - Dammit! -switches controller ports-
Mantis - I can't read your mind anymore! -dies-
(After going across a minefield, Megaman gets captured.)
Megaman - Screw it. I'll just give in. The hell with the bandana! The stealth module is much better!
(Megaman then fools the guard with some ketchup.)
Megaman - -kills guard- Retard.
(Megaman grabs his stuff, then heads outside where he is shoot by a sniper. Afterwards, she dies and Otacon has a fit.)
Megaman - Where'd you come from?!
Glyde - Don't you remember fighting the ninja?
Megaman - Ninjas?!
Glyde - Ugh… Never mind…
(Later, he fights Vulcan Raven and gets a cardkey.)
Lan - Yo, Snake! Find a warm place!
(Megaman sticks the card up his ass.)
Lan - That's all fine and dandy, but now its' got shit on it.
(Moments later, he fights Metal Gear Rex. He passes out, then fights Liquid on top of it.)
Bass - Good-bye, cruel world!
Medi - An ancient proverb once said…
Megaman - Fuck you and your proverbs too!!
(After a pointless battle with Liquid, he has a heart-attack and dies.)
Megaman - Alright! Bring on the sequel! I'm gonna have some fun with that!
(A long silence follows.)
Megaman - What?
MSX - The pause was for the sequel part and the part that I'm almost positive that I screwed up the order of events. But, I haven't played it in a while, so live with it.
Next time: All of the series come together for the season finale.