The Random Megaman Parody Show: Second Offense

By: Metal Sonic EX

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.

Everyone walked into the studio auditorium and sat down. "What's this all about? We've just ended the second season." MSX turned to look at Trigger. "I know. But, I have an announcement. If you've seen the Family Feud parodies, you know I'm making a third season. However, there will be no more crossover parodies because it screwed up the episodes numerical order."

X blinked. "Okay…" MSX thrust a finger in the air. "I also found out the culprit who stole the series premiere tape." Everyone tensed. They really didn't want to watch it. "The culprit was… him!"

The Dr. Evil theme played as the camera zooms in on Grey, who gives the bird. Zero's jaw drops. "You're game isn't even out yet!" Grey snorted as Ashe walked up. "Maybe, but it will be. And it'll totally rock the socks off of the first game." MSX dropped to his knees. "Amen to that!"

Vent and Aile walked in with Serpent, who was obviously plastered. "What'd we miss?" MSX stood up again. "Nothing really. Gang, say hello to the new editions in The Random Megaman Parody Show: Third Strike. Coming this fall! And, if everyone cooperates, it'll have 100 less screw-ups!"

MSX paused while the remainder of the ZX cast sat down, then he pushed a button and watched as everyone started as they were strapped to their seats. "And now…" MSX paused for laughter. "I present to you, the series premiere of First Impressions!" Everyone's jaw dropped. "Noooooooooooooo!!"

Series Premiere

A Parody of Looney Tunes

By: The X, Classic, Legends, and Zero series

(The TV fizzes on and the theme song plays. The setting is a desert and two clouds of smoke run up. First, Phantom jumps in front of the screen and freezes.)

Road Runner

Ninjacticus Gonnadiedenus

(He runs off and Dr. Wily freezes on the screen.)

Wily E. Coyote

Maximus Geezerdus

(The two resume their chase until Wily's shadow becomes a hole and he falls into it A few minutes later, he orders something off of ACME. He opens the cage slowly and a small tornado spins out. Alouette stops and begins slobbering everywhere as Wily raises his eyebrows several times.)

Wily - This is getting good.

(Alouette spins off and comes back with a turkey.)

Data - Get back hewe, asshole! That's my tuwkey!

(Wily shrugs and sits down. Phantom runs by, trips over his leg, and is impaled on a cardboard cactus. Wily looks as at the screen and gives a 'You can't be serious' look.)

Wily - You can't be serious.

(The scene changes as Alouette spins off with Data's turkey. They enter the forest and Data stops. He pulls out a shotgun and begins walking down the path.)

Data - Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting evewybody. -retarded laugh-

(Trigger hits a button and comes out of an elevator inside a hole.)

Trigger - Eh… What's up, doc?

(Dr. Light, who's dressed like an old lady, hobbles by.)

Dr. Light - Oh, nothing much, sweetie.

(Trigger pulls Data's shotgun and puts it to his temple.)

Trigger - Right there. Right now.

(Data shrugs and goes to pull it, but is stepped on by Axl.)

Axl - Sthorry, but I'm going after ma dinner! -runs off-

Data - You'we not getting of that easiwy! -begins chasing him-

(Trigger shrugs and goes down the elevator again. Axl finds himself inside of an apartment where Harpuia is in a giant cage swinging on a swing.)

Axl - Hello, dinner. -laughs-

Harpuia - Uh oh. I tawt I taw a homosexual!

Axl - You little bastard!

(Axl lunges over the couch and tries gnawing through the cage bars.)

Data - What's going on?

Harpuia - I tink I taw wittwe mousey!

(Iceman walks in.)

Iceman - Soy fuck y soy madre! (Fuck you and your mother too!)

Harpuia - You little bastard!

(Harpuia bites a chunk out of the cage and begins chasing him.)

Data - What the hell is this? Stuart Little?

(Teasel walks in.)

Teasel - Uh… Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo.

Data - Excuse me? Was that Daffy Duck or something? You really need to get a job? I mean, you really need to get a job.

Teasel - But it's my only line!

(Everyone gasps as the camera zooms out to space. Sigma pulls something out of a lunchbox and begins shuffling his feet towards a large laser.)

Sigma - Finally! I can complete my space-modulat… combobulat… flatulant… Eh… My really complex ultimate-death-and-destruction super-powered space weapon!

(Sigma puts in the chip and begins to aim at Earth.)

Sigma - Good-bye, little blue marble of life!

(An asteroid floats in front of it and the laser blows up everything on the moon but Sigma's head. Sigma begins laughing and reforms into his Kaiser Body.)

MSX - Cut! You're supposed to say, 'This could by a minor setback…'

Sigma - Sorry, old habits are hard to break.

MSX - -smacks self- We're so doomed…

(A ring falls down and Ride Boarski pokes his head out of it.)

Boarski - Abidy! Abidy! Abidy! That's all, motherfuckers!!

(The TV becomes staticky.)

"That was it?" MSX turned to Aile. "Yeah. Why? Were you expecting more from these talentless fruit tarts?" Data began growling and squirming in his chair. "Undo, you bastard! I'll bite you legs off!" MSX chuckled. "I'll let you out… This fall!" Everyone gasped, then through their heads back. "Noooooooooooooo…"

I'd like to thank those who read/ liked this season and, rest assured, the third season will be released/ finished on time. Otherwise, I might not do a fourth one… Anyways, Read and Review and I'll see you later!!